Hey, Simon here. Just a quick note to wish everybody Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and best wishes for National Despair Month. As longtime Deceiver readers know, around this time every year I head up to the North Pole to help out Kris during what he calls “crunch time.” This year is especially crazy, what with the crews working around the clock to clean all the dead polar bears out of the lake that used to be his backyard. I just don’t understand why the climate deniers want this to be The Very Last Christmas.
So be good, for goodness’ sake! Or don’t, it’s really none of my concern.
Let’s meet again in ‘10,
Simon
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Simon, do me a favor. Tell Kris that all I want for Christmas this year is a new Congress.
If that can happen, I won’t ask for anything ever again.
New Congress? Could we get a new and decent government as a whole?
“Let’s meet again in ‘10,”
Yer a poet
I’ll settle for my space pony and the Chosen One being banished from office….or just the latter.
Or a Nobel Prize. I deserve a damn Nobel Prize.
Here’s what I want for Christmas: Flaming arrows through the genitalia of everybody who poses nude for PETA while pretending they needed some lofty motive–or shoot, ANY excuse–to flash their naughty bits.
“So be good, for goodness’ sake! Or don’t, it’s really none of my concern.”
Eh? None of your concern? I thought that was the whole bloody point of this site.
Merry Christmas, Simon! I thank you and your co-bloggers for your work here. I discovered you back when you were doing the reporting on John Edwards that the “real” media wouldn’t, and I’ve stopped by regularly since then. One of my thrills this year was back in June when you took a comment I made and updated the original post. (Yeah, it’s been a sucky year for me… sadly, that was a highlight….) Here’s to a good 2010 for the Deceiver crew and all the commenters!
I’m on vacation! Well, I will be as soon as I figure out how to get this stupid reindeer started…
Merry Christmas everyone!
I don’t want a whole new Congress, but a whole new administration, starting with his holiness. Take them all, please!
“as soon as I figure out how to get this stupid reindeer started…”
God I hope he’s not looking for a place to stick the key…
Thank you for the holiday wishes! Hmmm…..Happy Kwanza? I think this holiday deserves a special mention, humorous/snarky post on deceiver, those who know its history would get what I’m talking about. Simon, could you perhaps write something about it for the next holiday season, since you probably won’t have enough time to do it this year?
Happy everything!!!
“Happy Kwanza? I think this holiday deserves a special mention, humorous/snarky post on deceiver… Simon, could you perhaps write something about it for the next holiday season…?”
Why wait?
Sorry Mister Snitch, but this video doesn’t work in my area – Canada
Sorry, eh? Wish I could send you a Molson instead. Well, maybe this link will work? Or this one? How about this one here?
You could always move to Minnesota…
LOL, nothing works, it’s a wrong region all around…..oh, well….thanks anyway! Btw I don’t drink Molson, maybe it’s because I’m a girl or because I wasn’t born in Canada, but somehow I didn’t catch the craving for the aforementioned brand, need more time to go all native I guess.