In what appears to be the last interview Tiger Woods did before his world fell apart, he told Sky News in New Zealand that family comes first, golf second.
Of course, he may be stretching the definition of “family” a bit. Since his 14 erupting bimbos are probably going to have to fight for the months in the inevitable “Girls Of Tiger Woods” calendar, I think a few pot-shots are warranted.
Hey — did you hear what they’re going to put on Tiger Woods’s gravestone? “He convinced 15 women to look at his putts.”
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So when Tiger said “I’ll be home in an hour, honey… I’m on the 14th hole” I thought he was talking about GOLF!
*cymbal crash*
Hey, it had to be done…
I love the calender idea Oversneer. Did Tiger really think he was going to get away with this? And why do these women (men too but rarely) save all their emails, text messages, pictures etc? Well duh, guess Tiger is finding out. People with so much to lose should stay faithful (you took a vow afterall) or choose a person who has as much to lose as they do if both people are not discreet.
Why did he even bother getting married.
Thanks quigonkick. Just choked on my tea. Very funny.
Very true Jenn, I always delete all of the e-mails and texts that come from my mistresses, and I’m not even married.
@quigonkick — You think maybe he came up with aliases for the girls based on famous golf course names? “Augusta,” “Bethpage,” “Torrey Pines,” “Olympia Fields,” and “Shinnecock” come to mind …
At least he didn’t call one of them “Ron Mexico”
Oh, LOL! A Ron Mexico reference. Love it.
you are a smart one Irish. When you are famous you will be one of those who does not get caught.
@The Oversneer – he prolly just refers to anything that has opposing plumbing as “water hazards” and cash… er… “SAND traps”.
The way this is rolling, I’ll read about the last one at my retirement home, so don’t rule anything out. Hell, if it meant a payday I’D come forth with a story I would have cooked up during that morning’s breakfast. People might not like me then, but I could buy them.
I feel like I am the only person in the world who was not propositioned by Woods.
I told him I just wanted to be friends, LN. He didn’t take it well–said it would take a dozen or so other chicks to make him forget me.
Heh. It’s fun, having an active fantasy life.
Holy Crap! I just remembered there is a golf course not too far from where I live called “Tiger Point”. No kidding.
tiger wood = disgrace. i feel so sorry for his wife. i don’t care how much i’d get paid, i wouldn’t stay with that scum for any amount of money. since he’s been with god knows how many skanks, he could have brought a STD home to his wife. take what you can and run elin (i think that’s how you spell her name) the only way this story can get worse is if he knocked one of his mistresses up!
Does being famous inevitably mean, not giving a @#$% about your kids or your spouse? I mean, is it a BFOQ, or what?
ummm – I am almost scared to ask this Beige … what does BFOQ stand for?
Bona fide occupation qualification. HEy, I am in HR
I think being stupid is one Beige. For some reason that whole marriage vow thing just does not sink in with anyone. Tiger has become “Cheatah”
Tiger Woods is no more, nor less human than any of us. He is almost a billionaire, so his dirt is turned into gold by the ethical alchemist of society. Those of you who are so offended by Tiger Woods actions should be reminded that not many of us would pass an examination if placed under the microscope of morality. He is an excellent golfer. Yet, he was and never will be anything more than HUMAN! We all are. Look at it in that light and you’ll be less disgusted by this man’s actions. Remember, our dirt would be worth sifting through in the river of righteousness if it contained the valuable mineral known as Fame. Here is a funny video song on Tiger Woods. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7qZgkFX_Ho
Lighten up gang and laugh through this. After all, he is a Golfer not a God.
Malik Jubal
Malik Jubal – the only problem I have with your statement is that he would talk about his family as if they were important and meaningful for him. This clean cut good guy image was cultivated so that the public would trust him when he said “use this product, it works!” But you are right he is human and has human failings, he is also a dilusional fool for thinking this would never come out.
D— is right. Woods never ran for public office or preached from a pulpit, so he can’t be accused of hypocrisy on those grounds. Yet he DID give the “family-comes-first” interview, which puts him in Deceiver’s sights and rightfully so. Nobody’s claiming he’s A god, much less THE God.
Frankly, as I’ve said before, it offends me that the press has hounded a professional golfer to such a degree, when they were indignant over Bill Clinton’s whoredogging around. Racism? I don’t know; it’s possible. But neither guy has any integrity, as far as I’m concerned.
CRAAAAAAAP. To clarify, in my second paragraph above, the press were indignant over the public’s disapproval of Clinton’s whoredogging, not the whoredogging itself. I hate it when I hopscotch over stuff like that. Sorry.
That spot is reserved for The One, right? Just ask Evan Thomas.
There’s no way his wife didn’t guess at at least a partial amount of his infidelities. Just idly reading some fragments of the skanks’ account over the last few weeks, as the stories have broken, gives you a good idea of how much time he spent away from home (on top of his professional engagements, my god). Her husband is an easily recognizable celebrity…a young, reasonably attractive near-billionaire. On top of all that, posturing himself as a family man with a secret “naughty” side? That’s basically crack for women whose entire sense of self-worth (as dictated by themselves and their skanky friends) is derived from powerful men putting their penises in their body cavities.
That said, she may well have had genuine love and admiration for her spouse, which could have blinded her in a sense to the fact that she was just another accessory to his image and being treated accordingly, like a pair of spare sneakers he kept at home. I speak from similar experience, although on a miniature scale of this of course. I feel incredibly sorry for the children, who already have all the privileges the world can offer but came into the world as marketable reassurance that their parents’ marriage was thriving.
….to be fair, I managed to live with a guy for six months…who had a fiancee and four other girlfriends…without any clue that he wasn’t actually spending all that time at work.
So it’s possible. And without TOO much self-delusion, too.
We don’t need Tiger on the golf course anyway. Bring on Obama… he’ll win any PGA shiny cup thingy anyday… I hear Obama has been shortlisted for the Heisman too. WADDAGUY!
(With all the practice he’s been getting from chewing up the world’s courses, how could The One NOT be in shape to whip Tiger’s stripes off him?)
Whadya mean Obama isn’t as good a golfer? Since when does intent NOT win out over ability to justify the award? Stop being so racist you FOX watching, tea bagging, free thinking, reality checker.
@ Pearce: is this your way of telling us you’re No. 15?
I predict that the next Woods skank story to break will be an underage girl.
As someone who grew up in a home where there was chronic infidelity, I can tell you this: A woman (or man, I’m sure) who doesn’t want to see it will go to any lengths not to see it. The situation or situations will inevitably reach some sort of crisis, but until you have your nose rubbed in it, you’re going to pretend that he has perfectly good reasons to be gone so much or to be spending time with people you don’t know or to be getting those phone calls at odd times or to be spending money like Congress.
As usual, the kids are the ones who will bear the scars. And for that, I do hope Tiger Woods is sad and sorry for the rest of his life.
True, she could have been believing him for the best for some time. On the other hand, she could have begun to figure things out, he and his handlers are lying their hineys off about things to her and gaslighting her, and then the night of the slow speed chase and wreck was the moment that she finally somehow got the hard evidence that she needed to validate her doubts — probably from that “please change your cellphone name” incident. It looks like she was on to him and rounding up her evidence.
Today on TV someone was talking about how he might be on steroids that made him so huge recently and it also possibly increased his libido. Pffffff. Here’s comes his excuse…not the popular sexual addiction defense of movie stars, but “the growth hormones made me do it”. *snicker*
@milk – hah! I bet I would’ve gotten a lot more money if I were. Somehow “I require massive therapy, and you will pay for it” doesn’t quite measure up to “You’re Tiger effing Woods, cough up the dough.”
….man, I could’ve avoided having to find investors for my business altogether…
Dammit milk, stop giving me ideas!
People – Elin was an Au Pair for another golfer who introduced her to Woods. I’m sure she knew exactly what she was getting into… I guess she relied on his entourage keeping it all under wraps as much as he did. He’s been bird dogging on her ever since they got engaged, so if she has been in complete denial all this time – amazing how so much money can make some people blind…
Tiger Woods plays the role of the family conscious man, just as many of our politicians,clergy,law enforcement officials,entertainers or You and I. Yet, Tiger never said “I am a family man and I am not/nor will I ever cheat on my wife”. To the contrary, the public fooled themselves into thinking that a “Family Man” was ancient text for”Incorruptible.” Once again, who amongst us has lived a life of no sin, no lies, no giving in to temptation? We are all guilty of something and most of us do not have the salary that Tiger Woods has. And with extreme pay, comes extreme play! Who here thinks that Tiger Woods would have been granted the opportunity to sleep with all of those women if he bagged grocery for a living? Most of those women would not have given him the time of day, accept to say Double Plastic please! Just because Tiger Woods puts forth an image for us as being faithful to wife and kids, does not make it so.
Face it people, Tiger Woods broke his marriage vows, which should not break our hearts. Again I say, we must not think that just because someone is in a position of prominence that they are perfect. I say all of this because some of you actually appear shocked about this. Tiger Woods never made a promise of fidelity to anyone accept Elin. And Elin isn’t so hurt that she will walk away with no money, and neither will the other nearly one dozen women. All of the other women have pending book deals, tabloid stories and a couple of television movies and HBO movies scheduled. It’s a payday for all of those involved. Tiger will see his kids, at least by visitation rights, and I am certain that Elin will make a very substantial home for the kids with half a billion dollars if in the case of a divorce. So in the end, the only ones hurt in all of this was some of the public, who in their own minds had placed the halo of heroism on Tiger Woods. Malik Jubal
well his family still need him for being a husband and a father of his kids…and he should act like that…i dont think if his wife is just stupid for accepting him back after on what he’ve done..but maybe she also thinking that everyone deserves a second chance.
…And a thirteenth chance, and a fourteenth chance, and a…