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Demi Moore Lashes Out at Twitterer Who Calls Her Old

demi-moore-twitterDemi Moore is trying a new approach to promoting her new fragrance, “Wanted”: She’s posting home photos of herself on Twitter sans makeup.

After she uploaded the photo mosaic at right, some anonymous Twitter troll told her she was looking old around the neck and face, leading Demi to pwn the douche:

I’m 47 how am I supposed to look?RT @knlr: http://bit.ly/4oTUhX sorry but you look old. specially your neck & cheecks at the second shot.. 12:43 AM Dec 17th from Brizzly

I have to say “booyah” because screw that guy. Wrinkles are not offensive — deal with it.

The problem? Less than a month ago, she was insisting she looked like this. She looks super awesome for 47 — everyone admits that — but lighting and makeup alone don’t make you go from that to this. Can we all drop the pretense that Photoshop isn’t the best anti-aging product on the market?

And as a sidenote, maybe what Demi really needs instead of younger skin is a thicker hide.

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14 Responses to “Demi Moore Lashes Out at Twitterer Who Calls Her Old”


  1. 1 David Maggard Dec 18th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Is that some subtle reference to masturbation on her hand?

  2. 2 Pastafarian Dec 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Demi, your getting all riled up about some guy called Brizzly who probably wonders what it’s like to feel a boob. Don’t worry, you’re hot for any age. Hell if I was gonna make fun of anything it’d be your furniture. 1975 called, it wants it’s chair back.

  3. 3 Beige Dec 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    I want to know why Demi Moore can’t do anything with her life besides Tweet about her looks. Whatever happened to her pledge to “be of service” to The Anointed One? Shouldn’t she be out, spoon-feeding soup to sick blind kitty cats, or teaching orphaned illegal immigrant kids to read?

  4. 4 Jannah Dec 18th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    LOL. Or personally saving 40 Indian slave children in a single day. Yes, too much time on her hands. Did she write a book about herself yet, like they all do? She could to that, that would take up a few hours of her time.

  5. 5 Beige Dec 18th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    If Demi Moore wrote an autobiography, it’d need to be in the “Early Readers” section of the library.

  6. 6 LN Dec 18th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Beige – you are being too kind. I highly doubt she has gotten as far as the early readers.

  7. 7 quigonkick Dec 19th, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Y’know, if she’s just accept Father Time’s work and roll with it, she’d be hot. All this denial only adds attention to her chicken neck. Also, if she’s stop fighting it, usually passive people like myself wouldn’t be drawn in to point out she’s brimming with caca.

    Just roll with it Dumi!! You’re gonna end up looking like Cher if you don’t!

  8. 8 ShyAsrai Dec 19th, 2009 at 2:14 am

    If she were to say “Look how great 47 looks!” we’d all be like “yeah, 47 is a good age to be, look at Demi – she’s still got it goin’ on…”

    But… Deceiver is as deceiver does. What? That sounded good in my head…

  9. 9 Jay Dec 19th, 2009 at 7:51 am

    Gee Demi – and a shit load of plastic surgery didn’t help you none…

  10. 10 bigmama Dec 19th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Never found her paticularly attractive. She’s not a mirror-breaker but not this spectular beauty. She looked normal before she did all the work. She would probably look better if she left well enough alone.

  11. 11 Beige Dec 20th, 2009 at 8:08 am

    I still say that if she gets any more work done, she’ll have a mustache.

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