… because the best way to guarantee the privacy of the two First Daughters is to, um — Wait a minute, Alex. I know this one!
“What is: Make their vacation news a front-page item, and publish a picture of one of them getting off a plane?”
“Ooooh. No. I’m sorry. We were looking for ‘Shut yer damn pie-hole and stop the presses.’ You won’t be around to play Final Jeopardy.”
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Remember – EVERYTHING that the family of The One does is news. Except when he does something stupid. Then you explain to the rabble that it’s NOT stupid it’s freaking BRILLIANT and SHUT UP AND GET ON YOUR KNEES TO OBAMA!!!
Sorry.
There will be a headline soon: OBAMA TAKES A DUMP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM – SEE PHOTOS ON PAGE 2.
Hopefully that PUBLIC BATHROOM will be a Port-A-Potty!
Propaganda.
“Hey, take pictures of my daughters and stop meddling about at the Hawaiian Bureau of Public Records!”
“Aren’t my daughters cute? Who cares about the economy or the devastated US dollar?”
Propaganda indeed! “Hey, let’s print intensive coverage of the Obama girls. . .hey stop looking at it, you jerks!”
This guy sure takes a lot of vacations. How many is this now? Four? Five? When does he ever have time to be president?
Dude you only have three years left, spread ‘em out a little.
How about a statement from the ‘One’ on the thwarted terrorist attack on that NWA jet? Too busy golfing and going to the gym.
jenn – my thoughts exactly. I have yet to hear him praise the man who jumped over other passangers to subdue the terrorist in doing so, was burned. Where is The One’s statment on that? Do they not have tv’s and newspapers in Hawaii?
Come on… They don’t expect total privacy right? They’re the first family!
-Denise
I was wondering about a statement…I guess he just makes quick, rash statements when the police are involved.
I love Obama. He and his cronies railed Bush for taking a vacation his first few days in office, now he’s off to Hawaii to stay in a $4,000/night hotel (or so I hear, I can’t actually back that up).
BTW, Obama WANTS high inflation, he’s racked up so much debt, he needs to devalue the dollar so he, strike that, we and our kids and their kids, can pay it back at a cheaper rate.
The difference in Bush and PEBO is that Bush went to his house to spend his vactions, not multimillion dollar resorts and hotels on the tax payers dime.
Which causes more pollution: Air Force One to Texas or Air Force One to Hawaii? If the One is so concerned about AGW, shouldn’t he be vacationing in Chicago? It’s not like he has family left in Hawaii (at least not immediate family). Pick a state to be from, and stick to it!
Remember Allykat, he is a citizen of the world, so every nation is his home state. It all makes sense now how he miscounted 57 states…..lol.
Don’t forget it’s not just Air Force One. I saw this show on The History Channel about what it takes to get the president somewhere by plane. It’s a HUGE operation, involving not just Air force One, but Air Force One, its identical twin (I think), at least one MAMMOTH military cargo jet carrying cars and the presidents entire motorcade, and Marine One (again, I think) and on, and on, and on. I know the guy can’t exactly jump on a Greyhound bus to go somewhere but one trip for him probably pollutes the environment **we’re all gonna die** as much as I have in my whole life.
I sure don’t remember Bush going to his ranch and asking to be completely oblivious of what’s going on either, which seems to be what Obama wanted. So rude of the terrorists to bother him over the holidays. Can’t the man just get a day off?!?!
Can I just eat my waffle?
even better – The One did not go to church on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. I guess he misses Reverand Wright.
That was your waffle? Sorry, I’ll get you a new one.
Speaking of waffles, has Obama addressed the Eggo shortage? Looks like we need another Czar.