This week, professional tool Jude Law is finally visiting his fourth biological child, Sophia, who is a short four months old. I guess he just hasn’t had time in his busy schedule to see the poor kid.
According to ShowbizSpy:
Jude Law has finally agreed to meet his lovechild. The British actor has arranged to visit daughter Sophia — the result of a brief romance with model Samantha Burke — in Florida. The tot was born in September 2009. Burke, 25, bragged to friends the Sherlock Holmes star phoned at Christmas to arrange a visit “within a few weeks”. “She’s over the moon. She was hurt he had not seen Sophia,” a source told British newspaper the News of The World.
It was bad enough that Law didn’t even remember baby mama Samantha Burke when the story broke. But last month, he didn’t even remember he was the proud father of a new baby, according to HuffPo:
Samantha Burke, a Florida woman who slept with Law while he was filming “Holmes” in New York, gave birth to their daughter Sophia in September. In a talk about Christmas plans, Dave asked him how many kids he has and Law said “three.” He has three children with ex-wife Sadie Frost.
For the record, he was also the stepfather for years of another child with Sadie Frost, a kid named Finlay– who I frankly just feel sorry for.
So he forgets how many children he has, and I’ll bank on him forgetting again. (To use a condom, that is.)
I don’t need Jude Law to devote his life to Samantha Burke. She’s crazy, much like Sienna Miller is crazy, just in a less-famous-but-equally-famewhorish way. But I’d like to see him pay some attention to his kids. All freaking FIVE of them.
Wow, for the man who was smokin’ hot in Gattaca (I just love a good incinerator joke), I wouldn’t want to be this man’s lover, or child, or even his dog. He’d freaking forget to feed me.
Then again, considering the fact that he’ll shag anything with a pulse, he’s probably already screwed the pooch.
The one-time vegetarian admitted to Oprah a few years back that he’d “eat anything.” Now I know what he meant.
BTW, I ain’t sayin’ she ain’t a gold-digger, but I am sayin’ he’s a douchebag.
I bet it’s a huge struggle for Jude to remember to send his monthly support checks.
OK. I’m done now. Maybe.
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Oh wow. You’re right. He is a douche. No wonder he has never learned to use a condom. He’s forgotten that sex will sometimes lead to babies being born. He should take some herbal supplement for his memory. It’s not doing anyone any good in its current state.
When I first saw the photo, I wondered why Phil Collins was dressing like a hipster tool from Brooklyn. My apologies, Mr. Collins.
Next time a woman denies they’d sleep with someone just because they’re rich, or famous, I’m showing them that picture. And on top of it all I bet he’s like five feet tall.
5′ 11″. Alright so I should’ve Googled it before. What am I the FBI?
In “A.I.” his character was “Gigolo Joe”. Typecasting.
Just a gigolo… everywhere I go…
I’m surprised he’s managed to produce five children, given his notoriously small, um, tool.
for a guy who has such a small schmuck, he sure is a big one.
Finlay has a proper daddy of his own, I’m sure he’s fine without this idiot.
“brief romance” = banging some whore and forgetting she exists before getting out the door.
Celebrities don’t use condoms, they’re too important to use the lowly contraceptives that all of us peasants use. Just look at all the stuff that has been coming out about Tiger.
Uck. I know women who think Jude Law is cute enough to pee on their furniture. I don’t share their admiration. He’s just a walking festival of skeeve.
To be fair, I thought he was entertaining in AI.
But good Lord, he’s pretty much fallen apart physically (and receding hairline is receding), and people who repeatedly don’t use condoms make me want to go on a stabbing spree.
I would not touch that. I would not want to be within 100 yards of that. I wonder if he pays for his flings’ STD tests….actually, no, I don’t wonder. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t.
This makes me very sorry that I gave him my money by going to see Sherlock. Oh well, maybe some day his kids will get the money.
RDJ deserves your money, though. <3 RDJ.
Pearce, I’m with you. I wouldn’t touch Law with a ten-foot pole or two five-foot Czechs.
In that pic he kinda looks like Christopher Eccleston playing The Doctor…which is an insult to Eccleston.
Um, this is actually a misquote. He was asked how mnay children he would e taking away with him on his next trip and he replied 3. Being that Finlay’s dad is Gary Kemp and this new baby is a little young to be going off fishing, much as I can’t stand the guy, this is all a bit uncalled for.