Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. Just a scant 21 months ago, you were proudly labeling yourself a “feminist hero” for not, at the time, giving into your maliciously-minded boyfriend Spencer Pratt’s ridiculous demands.
Fast forward to the new cover of People:
At just 23 years old, The Hills star Heidi Montag decided to go under the knife for a second time and have a staggering 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day.
“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”
And so, on Nov. 20, Montag’s total transformation began. Keeping even her family in the dark, the starlet chronicled every painful moment of her recovery and her journey to become “the best me.”
Erm. Am I the only one who is totally creeped out by this development? Does anyone else remember what she used to look like? But ultimately, what is most disappointing is how all her 2007 jibber-jabber regarding how surgery improved her self-esteem now rings as hollow as her newly vacant stare.
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Unless its the camera it looks like her left eye is a little “heavier” than her right eye. Guess she will need 10 more surgeries to fix that problem. Is it me or do you think she look like the “Barbie” woman now? You know the one who spent her entire inheritance to make herself look like Barbie.
She looks more like a tranny now after all that surgery. And a 40 year old one at that. I shudder to think what that worm of a husband did to her self esteem to get her to go through with this. Because I totally think that he’s behind it.
Won’t someone, for the love of Mike, please tell her about that revolutionary new procedure where your mouth is sewn shut and your head is grafted to your ass, enabling you to get UNREAL cardio benefits (and go green!) by rolling yourself everywhere? PLEASE?
Think of the children, people.
And to think she is only 23. Holy cow. What is she going to do when she is 40? Her low life husband definitely behind this crap.
hm, not sure her savior she claims to be devoted to would approve of altering the temple god gave her
She’s pretty in that generic way now, but I saw a picture of her from 2006 before all her procedures, and she looked better then. More real and less robotic. It’s one thing to tweak one or two features, but making yourself into another person indicates some real issues with yourself. She’s only 23 and getting a brow lift???? Botox???? Spend the money on a good therapist. She’s moving from annoying to pathetic real fast.
Demi Moore syndrome??
She totally used to be more attractive – I hate how plastic surgery does that to everyone other than Lindsay Lohan.
I totally agree with you wow, she was much prettier back in the day (the day being two years ago). And I’m not sure if you can really call her 23 anymore, many parts of her are just a few months old now.
she should have spent the money on THERAPY.
Like pretty much every other talentless, yet endearingly naive and fresh-faced, young woman who wants to be famous, she has turned herself into a blonde blow-up doll/robot, a walking conglomerate of every interchangeable adolescent fantasy girl (see: Hooters, Playboy, etc.). Congratulations, Heidi. You just spent a &*%^load of money to make yourself completely indistinguishable from every blonde Hollywood wannabe on the planet. It may work now, but have you noticed than anyone who DOES truly “make it” and become a longtime household name (see: Julia Roberts, George Clooney, etc.) looks unique? Sarah Jessica Parker may not be every guy’s ideal, but you could recognize her in a crowd instantly because no one else truly looks (or acts, or dresses) like her. Clones may hit the papers, but uniqueness and talent eventually rises to the top.
She looks like a plastic lifeless doll.
Speaking of generic blonde bimbos, she looks a LOT like Holly Whatshername, Hugh Heffner’s ex-#1-girlfriend. I guess the end result of Barbification always ends the same.
It seems some people aren’t happy till they look like Frankenstein’s Monster, Michael Jackson, Melanie Griffith, Joan Van Ark, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and MANY others.
Who gets a browlift at 23? I’m 24, and I think I’m insane for using anti-aging moisturizer.
Her nose is already looking a little Michael Jackson-y. Wonder how it will look in another 10 years…but odds are she’ll be washed up and will have dropped off the face of the earth (or at least the face of magazines) by that point and none of us will ever know.
And I think everyone here suspects Spencer Rat coerced her into doing this, yes?
He’s the guy who said he’d divorce her if she got pregnant. He’s obviously a few ants short of a picnic.
@Pearce- I know right?? What’s there to even lift at her age?
And yeah, hearing how her husband encouraged her first boob job still makes me sick. There’s soooo much wrong with that relationship.
Actually now she looks like a want-to-be porn star
She used to look much, MUCH better before. And I think she put “the Barbie woman” to shame, LN.
She now looks really plastic. Her before photo is prettier than what she looks like now.
well – it looks like Speidi will be releasing their own line of XXXtian porn sometime soon!
That’s the most diplomatic reference to Julia Roberts’ egregious fugliness I’ve ever seen. Kudos.
Beige, I thought I was the only one who thought Julia Roberts was ugly. Glad I’m not alone. She can scare the Devil into fits.
I’m with ya. Julia Roberts sexy? Good looking? No way.
Beige, you win for life for your perfectly articulated thoughts on Ms. Roberts. Looks like Heidi’s trying to battle her for fug of the year.
Hey, this got me thinking…why doesn’t Julia “Seabiscuit” Roberts get some work done? Don’t vets do cosmetic procedures?
sure is alot of feminists on this site. did he put a gun to her stupid head and make her go under the knife?
she knew the only way she’d get anywhere is to have the look she has then deny it the entire time, I recall reading about her denying having even implants, like seriously.
her before picture is some average girl with a horseface that never would of went anywhere besides perhaps a boat show model, now she looks even worse but im sure it’s paid off for her.
she looks like Cher!!
Hollywood syndrom… as a french woman working in UN New York I keep laughing when around in L.A. lot of average men got lot of plastic-surgery jobs too. lot of women ‘jogging’ around as plastic cheap dolls mostly vulgar. which James Woods are you = the actor ? surely you like it, cheap I mean. c’est l’hôpital qui se fout de la charité. OLIVIA, New York
…wait, thinking she looked better before surgery makes us feminists in some pejorative sense? Or is it that we don’t like her husband?
Sorry…we’ll all get back in the kitchen and start baking pies immediately.
. . . I can’t bake pie. I’ll start on the sandwiches!
hi PEARCE, go bake some nice american apple’pies, let’s share your
home’patisserie and let’s bitch over poor Heidy something ravaged face, breast, derrière, what else ? OLIVIA, N.Y.
Let it be noted, for the record, that I do not use the term “unique” as a substitute for “ugly.” I don’t think Julia Roberts is ugly. I do think she’s talented and pretty enough to be so well-known– she’s had a long career, considering what Hollywood is like these days, and a lot of people still pay good money to see her in movies. There still are a lot of people who don’t know about The Couple Who Must Not Be Named, and their fame is based on no discernible talent or favorably memorable qualities. But so far I don’t any Americans who haven’t heard of Julia Roberts or haven’t seen a movie with her in it, and that’s quite the achievement. Love her or hate her, she’s done well.
I do.
I’m firmly in the latter camp. Want some S’Mores?
Shush, Beige. You’re going to burn the pie.
Julia Roberts has been a pretty HOLLYWOOD face some years ago… average talent, using heavy make-up, bad skin, not a clean one. smells sometimes (we used to sit close to her), should use ‘deodorant…’. OLIVIA