14
Jan
10

Heidi Montag-Pratt Underwent 10 Plastic Surgeries in a Day

heidi-montag-people-coverHeidi, Heidi, Heidi. Just a scant 21 months ago, you were proudly labeling yourself a “feminist hero” for not, at the time, giving into your maliciously-minded boyfriend Spencer Pratt’s ridiculous demands.

Fast forward to the new cover of People:

At just 23 years old, The Hills star Heidi Montag decided to go under the knife for a second time and have a staggering 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day.

“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”

And so, on Nov. 20, Montag’s total transformation began. Keeping even her family in the dark, the starlet chronicled every painful moment of her recovery and her journey to become “the best me.”

Erm. Am I the only one who is totally creeped out by this development? Does anyone else remember what she used to look like? But ultimately, what is most disappointing is how all her 2007 jibber-jabber regarding how surgery improved her self-esteem now rings as hollow as her newly vacant stare.

  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Twitter

Related posts:


45 Responses to “Heidi Montag-Pratt Underwent 10 Plastic Surgeries in a Day”


  1. 1 LN Jan 14th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Unless its the camera it looks like her left eye is a little “heavier” than her right eye. Guess she will need 10 more surgeries to fix that problem. Is it me or do you think she look like the “Barbie” woman now? You know the one who spent her entire inheritance to make herself look like Barbie.

  2. 2 Katie Jan 14th, 2010 at 10:52 am

    She looks more like a tranny now after all that surgery. And a 40 year old one at that. I shudder to think what that worm of a husband did to her self esteem to get her to go through with this. Because I totally think that he’s behind it.

  3. 3 Beige Jan 14th, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Won’t someone, for the love of Mike, please tell her about that revolutionary new procedure where your mouth is sewn shut and your head is grafted to your ass, enabling you to get UNREAL cardio benefits (and go green!) by rolling yourself everywhere? PLEASE?

    Think of the children, people.

  4. 4 angry army wife Jan 14th, 2010 at 11:14 am

    And to think she is only 23. Holy cow. What is she going to do when she is 40? Her low life husband definitely behind this crap.

  5. 5 D--- Jan 14th, 2010 at 11:17 am

    hm, not sure her savior she claims to be devoted to would approve of altering the temple god gave her

  6. 6 AllyKat Jan 14th, 2010 at 11:23 am

    She’s pretty in that generic way now, but I saw a picture of her from 2006 before all her procedures, and she looked better then. More real and less robotic. It’s one thing to tweak one or two features, but making yourself into another person indicates some real issues with yourself. She’s only 23 and getting a brow lift???? Botox???? Spend the money on a good therapist. She’s moving from annoying to pathetic real fast.

  7. 7 Aleric Jan 14th, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Demi Moore syndrome??

  8. 8 wow exploits Jan 14th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    She totally used to be more attractive – I hate how plastic surgery does that to everyone other than Lindsay Lohan.

  9. 9 TheIrish Jan 14th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    I totally agree with you wow, she was much prettier back in the day (the day being two years ago). And I’m not sure if you can really call her 23 anymore, many parts of her are just a few months old now.

  10. 10 parissucksliterally Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    she should have spent the money on THERAPY.

  11. 11 Anna Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Like pretty much every other talentless, yet endearingly naive and fresh-faced, young woman who wants to be famous, she has turned herself into a blonde blow-up doll/robot, a walking conglomerate of every interchangeable adolescent fantasy girl (see: Hooters, Playboy, etc.). Congratulations, Heidi. You just spent a &*%^load of money to make yourself completely indistinguishable from every blonde Hollywood wannabe on the planet. It may work now, but have you noticed than anyone who DOES truly “make it” and become a longtime household name (see: Julia Roberts, George Clooney, etc.) looks unique? Sarah Jessica Parker may not be every guy’s ideal, but you could recognize her in a crowd instantly because no one else truly looks (or acts, or dresses) like her. Clones may hit the papers, but uniqueness and talent eventually rises to the top.

  12. 12 skippy Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    She looks like a plastic lifeless doll.

  13. 13 Disco Stu Jan 14th, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Speaking of generic blonde bimbos, she looks a LOT like Holly Whatshername, Hugh Heffner’s ex-#1-girlfriend. I guess the end result of Barbification always ends the same.

  14. 14 David Maggard Jan 14th, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    It seems some people aren’t happy till they look like Frankenstein’s Monster, Michael Jackson, Melanie Griffith, Joan Van Ark, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and MANY others.

  15. 15 Pearce Jan 14th, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Who gets a browlift at 23? I’m 24, and I think I’m insane for using anti-aging moisturizer.

  16. 16 JollyGreenMidget Jan 14th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    Her nose is already looking a little Michael Jackson-y. Wonder how it will look in another 10 years…but odds are she’ll be washed up and will have dropped off the face of the earth (or at least the face of magazines) by that point and none of us will ever know.
    And I think everyone here suspects Spencer Rat coerced her into doing this, yes?

  17. 17 Pearce Jan 14th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    He’s the guy who said he’d divorce her if she got pregnant. He’s obviously a few ants short of a picnic.

  18. 18 Catharine Jan 14th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    @Pearce- I know right?? What’s there to even lift at her age?
    And yeah, hearing how her husband encouraged her first boob job still makes me sick. There’s soooo much wrong with that relationship.

  19. 19 pathgirl Jan 15th, 2010 at 12:28 am

    Actually now she looks like a want-to-be porn star

  20. 20 Nati Jan 15th, 2010 at 2:11 am

    She used to look much, MUCH better before. And I think she put “the Barbie woman” to shame, LN.

  21. 21 All Women Stalker Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:21 am

    She now looks really plastic. Her before photo is prettier than what she looks like now.

  22. 22 Jay Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:55 am

    well – it looks like Speidi will be releasing their own line of XXXtian porn sometime soon!

  23. 23 Beige Jan 15th, 2010 at 10:18 am

    [A]nyone who DOES truly “make it” and become a longtime household name (see: Julia Roberts, George Clooney, etc.) looks unique?

    That’s the most diplomatic reference to Julia Roberts’ egregious fugliness I’ve ever seen. Kudos.

  24. 24 bigmama Jan 15th, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Beige, I thought I was the only one who thought Julia Roberts was ugly. Glad I’m not alone. She can scare the Devil into fits.

  25. 25 Pastafarian Jan 15th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    I’m with ya. Julia Roberts sexy? Good looking? No way.

  26. 26 Kristine Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    Beige, you win for life for your perfectly articulated thoughts on Ms. Roberts. Looks like Heidi’s trying to battle her for fug of the year.

  27. 27 Beige Jan 16th, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Hey, this got me thinking…why doesn’t Julia “Seabiscuit” Roberts get some work done? Don’t vets do cosmetic procedures?

  28. 28 James Woods Jan 16th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    sure is alot of feminists on this site. did he put a gun to her stupid head and make her go under the knife?

    she knew the only way she’d get anywhere is to have the look she has then deny it the entire time, I recall reading about her denying having even implants, like seriously.

    her before picture is some average girl with a horseface that never would of went anywhere besides perhaps a boat show model, now she looks even worse but im sure it’s paid off for her.

  29. 29 Anonymous Jan 17th, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    she looks like Cher!!

  30. 30 OLIVIA DAVIN Jan 17th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Hollywood syndrom… as a french woman working in UN New York I keep laughing when around in L.A. lot of average men got lot of plastic-surgery jobs too. lot of women ‘jogging’ around as plastic cheap dolls mostly vulgar. which James Woods are you = the actor ? surely you like it, cheap I mean. c’est l’hôpital qui se fout de la charité. OLIVIA, New York

  31. 31 Pearce Jan 18th, 2010 at 12:42 am

    …wait, thinking she looked better before surgery makes us feminists in some pejorative sense? Or is it that we don’t like her husband?

    Sorry…we’ll all get back in the kitchen and start baking pies immediately.

  32. 32 KittyChymira Jan 18th, 2010 at 2:14 am

    . . . I can’t bake pie. I’ll start on the sandwiches!

  33. 33 OLIVIA DAVIN Jan 18th, 2010 at 7:22 am

    hi PEARCE, go bake some nice american apple’pies, let’s share your
    home’patisserie and let’s bitch over poor Heidy something ravaged face, breast, derrière, what else ? OLIVIA, N.Y.

  34. 34 Anna Jan 19th, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Let it be noted, for the record, that I do not use the term “unique” as a substitute for “ugly.” I don’t think Julia Roberts is ugly. I do think she’s talented and pretty enough to be so well-known– she’s had a long career, considering what Hollywood is like these days, and a lot of people still pay good money to see her in movies. There still are a lot of people who don’t know about The Couple Who Must Not Be Named, and their fame is based on no discernible talent or favorably memorable qualities. But so far I don’t any Americans who haven’t heard of Julia Roberts or haven’t seen a movie with her in it, and that’s quite the achievement. Love her or hate her, she’s done well.

  35. 35 Beige Jan 19th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Let it be noted, for the record, that I do not use the term “unique” as a substitute for “ugly.” I don’t think Julia Roberts is ugly.

    I do.

    Love her or hate her, she’s done well.

    I’m firmly in the latter camp. Want some S’Mores?

  36. 36 Pearce Jan 19th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Shush, Beige. You’re going to burn the pie.

  37. 37 OLIVIA DAVIN Jan 20th, 2010 at 4:52 am

    Julia Roberts has been a pretty HOLLYWOOD face some years ago… average talent, using heavy make-up, bad skin, not a clean one. smells sometimes (we used to sit close to her), should use ‘deodorant…’. OLIVIA

  1. 1 Heidi Montag: Addiction to Plastic Surgery Is Bad at Deceiver.com Pingback on Jan 19th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
  2. 2 Jessica Alba Horrified at Superfan’s Plastic Surgery Request at Deceiver.com Pingback on Feb 8th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
  3. 3 Maggie Gyllenhaal: Hippie Chick No More? at Deceiver.com Pingback on Feb 17th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
  4. 4 Lisa Rinna vs. Heidi Montag: It’s A Face-Off at Deceiver.com Pingback on Feb 24th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
  5. 5 Kate Hudson Resigns From the Itty Bitty Titty Committee at Deceiver.com Pingback on Apr 15th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
  6. 6 Kendra Wilkinson Loves ‘Bein’ Real Plastic Lookin’ at Deceiver.com Pingback on Apr 16th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
  7. 7 Heidi “Pot” Montag Calls Spencer “Kettle” Pratt a Fame Whore at Deceiver.com Pingback on Jun 22nd, 2010 at 2:11 pm
  8. 8 Dove Still In Search Of Real Flawless Women at Deceiver.com Pingback on Jun 30th, 2010 at 10:35 pm

Opinions expressed in these comments are those of the commenters, and probably don't represent the views of your humble Deceiver bloggers. If your comment doesn't appear right away, please be patient. We "moderate" comments to sift out spam, obscenities, and harassment.

All (civil) opinions are welcome. And if you can't be civil, at least be entertaining!



Report a hypocrite* at
tips@deceiver.com



* Famous people only. We don't care about your two-timing ex, nosy neighbor, or belligerent boss.


Deceiver Atom Feed
Bookmark and Share
About Deceiver
CafePress
  • Recent Comments

    • Stan: Seriously. Now who’s the racist...
    • Nyarlathotep: Stan: You’ve fallen for propaganda....
    • Dukem494: Actually, the Union Jack thing is irrelevant....
    • Rodrigo: Allow Rodrigo to apologize for Stan. He is under...
    • Stan: “I have scraped many squirrels off roads....
    • Marc: Snooki….No, your not…(pretty or a good...
    • Stan: Verkan, The Union Jack was seen as a symbol of the...
    • Stan: Any how Morrissey may very well be racist (I doubt...
    • Stan: The horror of the Canadian seal-kill is...
    • Verkan: “In 1992 NME Magazine accused Morrissey of...
  • people like you crave deceiver

    • “I also really appreciate reading the comments left by Deceiver regulars. I rarely comment myself, but I'm a daily reader. Sometimes I feel like this is the only ‘place’ in the world where people make any sense at all.”

      – reader fallingstar
    • “The running list of PETA faux pas is so long, I've had friends tell me they are funded by special interest groups interested in making vegetarians look ridiculous (I'm not kidding). Read Deceiver.com's hilarious dissection of PETA's latest officious blunder.”

      – blogger Mark Sisson
    • “Look, you have a point deceiver… but you do it in the most douchebaggy way possible.”

    • “I just want to say thanks to the writing staff of both the articles and comments here. You guys keep my sides sore and have collective wit that has more bite than a chinese buffet. The humor delivered at the expense of those who deserve it is almost too much to handle at once. This site cannot possibly be real.”

      – reader quigonkick
    • “If you want to get up to speed on the [John Edwards] accusations and see the supporting materials, the best place I've seen everything laid out so far is on the gossipy blog Deceiver.com. I wish it were Talking Points Memo or Raw Story but nope; Deceiver is all over it.”

      – blogger Lee Stranahan