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John Mayer Says the Internet Is Siphoning Off His Soul

john-mayer-twitterJohn Mayer’s much-publicized Twitter break has ended. He announced his forthcoming digital cleanse on New Year’s Eve as a resolution of sorts, claiming that his addiction to the internet was sapping his creative power:

By not micro-trading in my emotional stock value every second of the day, I may just end up seeing the bigger, beautiful picture.
4:05 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web

And so, after more than a week of introspection, what pearl of wisdom did he deem worthy to bestow on his nearly 3 million followers?

You really get to know your pants when you travel.
2:21 AM Jan 12th from web

Bigger picture indeed.

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20 Responses to “John Mayer Says the Internet Is Siphoning Off His Soul”


  1. 1 Beige Jan 14th, 2010 at 11:08 am

    I wasn’t aware that Mini-Lurch even had a soul. Didn’t he ink some deal w/the Devil to get his hands on Jennifer Love Hewitt’s personal flotation devices?

  2. 2 AllyKat Jan 14th, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Twitter IS the devil. Look at that, a pearl of wisdom in less than 140 characters.

  3. 3 TheIrish Jan 14th, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    So Profound.

  4. 4 StrawberryGirl Jan 14th, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    He wasn’t taking some kind of spiritual break from Twitter. He was just going on vacation or traveling for work! Faker!

  5. 5 Mister Snitch Jan 14th, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    “Twitter IS the devil.”

    He was going to make the character limit 666, but thought that was too on-the-nose.

  6. 6 Hurricane Jan 14th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    I’d sell his soul to the devil too to get a minute or two with JLH.

  7. 7 Pastafarian Jan 14th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    “You really get to know your pants when you travel.” That’s deep man.

    ** beatnik finger snaps**

  8. 8 Conrad Jan 14th, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    I don’t get to know my pants any where near as well as my balls do.

  9. 9 Darla Jan 14th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    The photo with guy in thoughtful repose, rumpled bed and guitar says it all. Will pose as a sincere musician for publicity, cash and/or babes. Best offer over “absolutely talentless” as market value considered.

  10. 10 All Women Stalker Jan 15th, 2010 at 4:16 am

    The internet can indeed suck your soul slowly. Without you realizing it. Kudos to him for taking that break. Although it seems that he might need a longer one. The pearl of wisdom is more like a pebble.

  11. 11 michealhussey Jan 15th, 2010 at 6:52 am

    After watching John Mayer play Gravity on the Crossroads dvd, i have been wondering about the scales he uses.

  12. 12 pseudosanity78 Jan 15th, 2010 at 6:55 am

    @Darla, to be fair that photo is from the Room for Squares era so it’s quite old and likely a Label ‘one sheet’ (a photo and/or bio sent by record companies with a new artists album/single), which are typically cheesy and cliche.

    I would also assume one who labels the man ‘absolutely talentless’ has never listened to his music.

  13. 13 Beige Jan 15th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    I have listened to his music. And I agree with Darla. Don’t start with the “you just don’t GET IT” BS. People like what they like.

  14. 14 skippy Jan 15th, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    If you don’t like him, it must mean you simply can’t understand his genius!

  15. 15 Pastafarian Jan 15th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    You know who else they said that about? That’s right. Hitler.

  16. 16 Kristine Jan 15th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Oh, Beige, you might have just topped your Julia Roberts comment in the Heidi post!! Now I know he is not only utterly talentless (a position I’ve held almost a decade), but also a hypocrite. Congrats, John.

  17. 17 barkingmad59 Jan 16th, 2010 at 3:17 am

    I gave up taking JM seriously after he released ‘Waiting for the World to Change’. Explain this: someone who has more money than I’ll ever imagine, whining about the futility of trying to better the world; while people who live paycheck to paycheck put their time and money into improving life, and meeting the needs of others.

    Ugh. Spoiled little boy.

  18. 18 California Dave Jan 16th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    I gave up taking JM seriously after he released ‘Waiting for the World to Change’. Explain this: someone who has more money than I’ll ever imagine, whining about the futility of trying to better the world; while people who live paycheck to paycheck put their time and money into improving life, and meeting the needs of others.

    Ugh. Spoiled little boy.

    I felt the same way about Madonna after she released “Material Girl” – especially since I went to school with MANY girls who had that attitude of “sorry-little-boy-but-you-don’t-have-money-so-I’m-not-going-to-give-you-the-time-of-day”.

  19. 19 Pearce Jan 18th, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    His music makes me scream and claw at my ears. I don’t think I’d know that unless I’d heard it.

  20. 20 Darla Jan 19th, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    What is the “bigger, more beautiful picture”, John? are you talking about breast tissue?
    Sorry, just where I go when coping with internet published comments by serious artists like you, John Mayer.
    Could be a personal failing in recognizing genius on my part.

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