Kirstie Alley is reportedly at her all-time heaviest weight at 265 pounds and has sworn to her friends that she will lose 70 pounds by June 15 to coincide with the launch of her newest weight-loss ventures.
The National Enquirer has an inside source:
Kirstie’s anguish came to a head after overindulging in a decadent Jan. 12 birthday dinner. Her teenage children, True and Lillie, had taken her for a celebratory feast at her favorite Asian fusion restaurant, Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, where Kirstie indulged by eating dumplings and chocolate cake.
“Her birthday dinner was a major diet slip-up, and it sent Kirstie over the edge,” said the insider. “She’s insisting that she’s finally got her workout and diet regimen under control, but that just isn’t so.”
Kirstie recently launched a weight-loss Web site to tie in with her new A&E reality show, she’ll soon publish a book, and she’s been boasting for months that she’ll be unveiling what promises to be a revolutionary diet and exercise system.
The website, Phitter.com, apparently just reposts diet-related content — by her and others — from Twitter.com. (Like this, for example.)
Kirstie Alley’s weight-loss chronicles are well known to anyone who glances at the sensational ‘bloids in line at the supermarket (or, um, this site), so who would follow her crazy Scientologist fat-loss program after watching her weight fluctuate give or take 120 pounds? Failing repeatedly at something for 10 years doesn’t make you an expert, and selling unhappy people advice on how to conquer demons that she still wrestles with seems like a lose-lose situation for everyone involved.
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…if the books and websites prescribe auditing to rid yourself of fat-inducing body thetans, I give up.
I feel sorry for her. She obviously has addiction issues whether it is cocaine or food. That scientology program she has touted for saving her from cocaine addiction just encouraged her to switch to a more acceptable and not illegal addiction. It is really sad that she had not been able to get the help she truly needs.
I feel sorry for her, too. It IS hard to lose weight, and I imagine it’s even harder in a business that considers size 6s large.
That said, could she please please please stay out of the public eye for awhile? Not because she’s fat, but because I’m tired of her obsessing about it. She needs to go away, somewhere private, somewhere where she can shut up and focus and STOP TELLING US about how much she’s finally gotten her act together, and just really get her act together. And also stay away long enough to lose about 130 lbs.
Geez, that’s equivalent to losing the Olsen twins, isn’t it?
Failing repeatedly at something for 10 years doesn’t make you an expert, and selling unhappy people advice on how to conquer demons that she still wrestles with seems like a lose-lose situation for everyone involved.
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Whoa, there! Oh, nevermind…..I thought you were describing Oprah
Losing weight is hard. It’s damned hard, especially when food is your drug of choice. I’ve struggled with my weight all my life, and it’s so very easy to fall off the wagon, so to speak. You can go cold turkey or go into rehab with drugs and alcohol but you can’t stop eating.
And that’s the problem right there. So many of these diets try to make you go cold turkey. And I’ll be really surprised if anything she comes up with isn’t another “grapefruit diet”. I have to wonder how many dumplings and chocolate cake she ate to consider it a diet slip up. And if the answer is one dumpling and a sliver of cake, then what the hell was she doing going out? How old are her kids that they’re enabling her like this?
I speak from experience, you don’t give an alcoholic the keys to the wine cellar and you don’t take a foodaholic out for a birthday dinner.
No joke. Scientologists seem to have very serious emotional, and or psychological problems.
They just opened up a Scientology store in my local mall. And not a moment too soon. I just put on 15 lbs.
She always looks like she’s just finished a 12 hour crying and self-loathing marathon.
please Kirstie, stop trying to make $$$ off of your yo-yo diet life.
I was kinda thinking she looked like Steven Seagal. And since she’s fat and is putting out a diet book, can I put out a book on how to always look your studliest? (buy a 1982 Corvette Stingray)
Only if you’re saying you’re not studly, Pasta. Which we all know is false modesty.
Her celebratory gorging before the diet reminds me of Obama’s $1.6 TRILLION deficit right before the spending freeze!
Damn straight.
She needs to stay away from the L. Ron Cupboard
taking dieting advice from her is like taking marriage advice from someone who has been divorced 3 times. I feel her pain in trying to lose weight, as it is a struggle, but she could not even keep it off when she had prepared meals planned for her and packaged – Jenny Craig.
You’ll never conquer what you’re eating if you can’t conquer what’s eating you. Alley is a classic foodaholic, gorging as an emotional escape the way druggies and drinkers use their poison of choice as an emotional escape. Worse yet, like Carnie Wilson, this has become a career for her. The only way she stays in the spotlight is to keep yo-yo-ing.
Dieting is the only career she has left. It may be a ploy to stay in the public eye. I wouldn’t put it past her at all!
Oh, Lord deliver us from “Kirstie Alley: Lawman”. For that matter, please strike Seagal with lightning too. Amen.
Geez, there’s a whole smorgasbord of “wide-angle lens” and “You’d have to drive too far to put it past HER” jokes here. I don’t know where to start.
Beige, stop saying the Olsen twins are fat. There’s NO WAY they weigh 65 pounds apiece. Unless you’re counting the 20 pounds of bag lady clothes (no offense to bag ladies, at least they don’t have a lot of clothing options).
““Her birthday dinner was a major diet slip-up, and it sent Kirstie over the edge,” said the insider.”
Funny, I thought the last two YEARS was the major slip-up. You don’t get to be 265 overnight. I weigh more than she does, only without the histrionics, Xenu, twitter, paparazzi, ridiculous attempts at weight loss that ALWAYS end in failure, and misery.
Give it up, accept that you’re fat, move on with your life, and die a bit younger. It’s not like skinny people are the majority in this country anyway.
Why does she not just get a lap-band? Why why why? It was created for people like her.
HORRRK. I first read that as “Why does she not just get a lap-dance” and had to run out of the room.
I wish she would stop trying to lose weight, and get her hair/make up down. ‘Cause I would SO hit that big ol’ booty.
She wants to lose 70 pounds in a bit more than 14 weeks? That doesn’t sound healthy.
She really should keep to herself and work on her issues. It’s not her place to shell out advice she herself can’t follow.
It’s a coincidence that I came up with most of these jokes prior to learning about her A&E debut of “Kirstie Alley’s Big Life” on March 21, 2010 (I believe this is the date). If you want some new material on the fat asstress (like her quote of “Conan O’Bit!# O’Brien”), you can find it here…
E.G. “What’s the difference between Kirstie Alley and a Beer Keg?
A beer keg attracts more men.”
Kristie was just on Oprah and gave her website address, I didn’t have time to write it down. Does anyone know what it is? If so please, post it here.
I wish Kirstie were literally ON Oprah. Two horrifying problems solved at once, right there.
I just don’t wanna see it.
Kirstie Alley’s New Diet Organic Liaison is linked to Scientology
From Organic Liaison web site
* by email at: legal@organicliaison.com or
* by normal mail at: Organic Liaison
Attention: Privacy Statement Personnel
1515 North University, Suite 222
Coral Springs, Florida 33071
* by telephone at: 1 (800) 513-5201
is the same as (google)
Saul B Lipson (a Scientology member)
Category: Accounting Services
Lipson Professional Group, The
1515 N. University Dr., Ste. 222
Coral Springs, FL 33071-6032
United States
from Organic Liaison web site
2 out of the 5 advisors are Scientologists
Advisory Board
Thomas Lovejoy Listed as a board member of Artists for Human Rights Scientology front group)
Bob Durst
Deborah A. Klein, MS, RD
Soram Khalsa M.D
Michelle Seward (scientologist)also president of Scientology organization Youth for Human Rights International (Scientology front group)
or read about Dr Soram Khalsa
Quack To the Stars: Dr. Soram Khalsa
http://trueslant.com/alexpareene/2009/07/09/q...
http://www.organicliaison.com/
the testimonial videos on the site were shot at the Fort Harrison Hotel (Scientology’s Flag Base in Clearwater Florida)
The corporate office address for Organic Liaison is located at:
Kirstie Alley’s Organic Liaison: Help & Customer Support
639 Cleveland St. Suite 345
Clearwater, FL 33755
If you google that address,it up comes:same building different Suite
World Institute of Scientology Enterprises
639 Cleveland St., Ste. 200 Clearwater, FL
the Building is The World Institute of Scientology!
most of the weight loss products Organic liaison are selling are the exact same thing Scientology pushes in their Narconon program Organic Liaison’s “Release Me” is the same thing as
scientologys Cal- Mag
How about them apples!
More on the Link between Scientology and Kirstie Alleys Organic Liaison Here
http://forums.whyweprotest.net/69-cos-front-groups/kirstie-alleys-weight-loss-program-organic-liaison-62087/