Tila Tequila, who most recently was heard on Twitter demanding privacy as she mourned the overdose death of her girlfriend Casey Johnson, has announced that she is pregnant and is selling her ultrasound photos to prove it. (So far, RadarOnline is the only one to bite.)
We’ve learned Tila is shopping an ultrasound around she says proves she’s having a baby.
As for who the father is … God only knows.
Tila tells TMZ, “I hope it’s a boy but I’m not gonna find out ’cause I don’t wanna know. But if it’s a boy the name is Jayden. A girl – it’s Violet.”
She says the baby daddy is “a Swedish man – gorgeous.”
Tila seriously has the shortest memory of any celebutante out there. Not three weeks ago, she was howling at the moon about how much she loved her “wife,” all while knocked up by some Scandinavian dude whose name was not Casey Johnson.
And as of this morning, she has announced she’s retiring from Hollywood to be a full-time mom. And here I didn’t even know she had a job! So, Deceivers: The over/under on how long before she comes out of “retirement”?
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Pity the poor child.
I think her retirement will depend on the stretch marks.
Retirement? From what? And what guy came within 10 feet of her to get pregnant? Wow, she is a real nut case.
This woman is deranged.
Sweet merciful son of crap! It’s capable of replication!
If I may kindly correct you, Holly, I believe she demanded “pricacy”…
Ya know, haven’t heard from jrod in awhile. Maybe he’s the daddy and is too ashamed to say that he “hit it”.
I’m guessing, as soon as she scores her next crack rock.
Wow. I have heard the people greive in different ways. I guess hers just involved sex, with the opposite sex.
I just can’t believe someone would knowingly put anything near that …lost for appropiate names….without at the minimum one entire roll of industrial plastic wrap.
Well this takes it – this woman is the biggest publicty whore in history.
LN – Oversneer called her a “self-important hormone cloud”, and Beige called her the “Nookie Monster”. Both are quite fitting, I’d say.
Heh. “NOOOOOKIIEEEE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!”
Oh, urp.
Radar Online MUST be the devil. First Octomom, now Tila.
I am ashamed that I actually have this knowledge in my brain, but wasn’t she supposedly being a surrogate for her brother? This girl makes my head hurt more than calculus ever did.
Also: when you have to PROVE to people you are pregnant, maybe you should think about why you have no credibility, and adjust accordingly. Though as that would require self-awareness (which is different from self-absorption), I am not holding my breath on Tila doing so.
Beige just got me excited.
She is almost as tacky and disgusting as that damn couch she’s setting on. Goofy, bi-sexual sluts are repulsive… Why are they in the news?
Nookie Monster….I love this site.
Nookie Monster. *sigh* I really miss my husband
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/20/tila-tequila-surrogate-mother-for-her-brother/
so this isn’t happening?
LOL @angry army wife… Your comment made me think of a t-shirt I saw on a military wife website. It said, “Sexually deprived for your freedom.” Now THAT’S sacrifice!
Because I’m sure there’s no way she could fake ultrasound photos… unless her insides are infested with as many diseases as her outsides must be. But then you’d have to wonder if it’s Paris Hilton’s uterus.
She’s from SINGAPORE? The country where they CANE YOU for spitting out your chewed gum in the street? The cleanest place in Asia?!?
Great Caesar’s ghost, no wonder they made her leave. Fumigating after someone like that probably used up their entire national supply of Lysol.
CMS2004- I have to get that t-shirt
My husband has a t-shirt that says “72 virgin matchmaking service” 
CMS, aaw – now I want to get that shirt as a wedding gag gift for my brother’s fiancee.
“…she has announced she’s retiring from Hollywood to be a full-time mom.”
Well that just might be the best news I’ve heard in a year. Please just retire now and get thee off my damn interweb posthaste.
The ‘new mom’ is out whoring herself for the paps… er… I mean her baby! shopping for her baby
http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/tila-tequila-plays-mom/3574?nc#id=1