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10

Jersey Shore Pot Calls the Kettle Trash

I can’t believe I’m about to defend Jerry Springer, but here it is.

The New York Post says Snooki from the bewilderingly popular Jersey Shore turned her nose up at the opportunity to meet Jerry Springer in a casino last weekend:

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi refused to meet talk show host Jerry Springer last Friday, sniffing, “I am way classier than that. We are not ‘The Hills.’ ” A spy reports Snooki and Springer were dining at nearby tables at Shrine at Foxwoods, where, “Springer was interested in an introduction, but both her manager and her father were opposed to the idea.” And when told by her waiter that Springer was nearby, the pickle-loving “guidette” said she was “way classier.”

Oh snap! While I do love the dig at The Hills (and by extension, Heidi “More Is More” Montag), Snooki seems to have forgotten what show she’s on. In the event you don’t have MTV, allow Snooki to summarize her high-art program in her own words to OK! Magazine:

What do you say to people who think the show is derogatory toward Italians?
People need to relax. It’s just young people having a good time at the Shore. We want to have fun, and yeah we get drunk. It’s just a TV show.

There have been a lot of hookups in the beach house.
Probably at least a hundred alone from Mike and Pauly. Me and Mike hooked up. Jenni and Pauly hooked up. And Ron and Sam — they’re still together. …

Whose style do you most admire?
Jenni’s because she has those big, fake boobs and can wear anything. Mine are real! You want to see them? …

Any show moments you regret?
The first night. I don’t like to be black out drunk like that. It’s embarrassing.

Ah yes — the time she got so drunk she vomited on national television. The very epitome of “way classier.”

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33 Responses to “<i>Jersey Shore</i> Pot Calls the Kettle Trash”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:17 am

    What do you say to people who think the show is derogatory toward Italians?

    “People need to relax. It’s just young people having a good time at the Shore. We want to have fun, and yeah we get drunk….”

    Typical. JUST KIDDING! Like I need to get whacked. KIDDING!

  2. 2 skippy Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:34 am

    I don’t know why Jersey Shore is popular. Why would anyone want to watch such an inane show? I’m barely able to sit through the commercials without wanting to punch those trashy orange douchebags/douchebaggettes.

  3. 3 Fortunate_Son Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:52 am

    Ok, this is the most profitable trainwreck since the Being Bobby Brown.

    I’ve watched it twice and alternatively fascinated, enthralled, and trying to tally MTV’s riches.

    MTV made this show for the price of a camera crew (probably $300k), and they had 5 million viewers on the finale?

    Word has it the previously unknown working class kids are renegotiating compensation for second season.

    In order of star power:
    (everybody above the break will need to be in for a second season to work:

    1. Mike Sorrentino (the Situation)
    2. Snickers (Snookie)
    3. Pauly D
    4. JWoww

    5. Vinnie
    6. Sunnie
    7. Ronnie
    8. Angeline

  4. 4 D--- Jan 29th, 2010 at 7:26 am

    I am so glad we got rid of our TV

  5. 5 Bruce Jan 29th, 2010 at 7:55 am

    Jersey Shore is over, but the mammaries live on… Check out “Jersey Shore (A Love/Hate Song)” at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNq7LyJ5dAc

  6. 6 Rocko Jan 29th, 2010 at 8:31 am

    This show is on MTV? Are these people musicians?

  7. 7 angry army wife Jan 29th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    I am Italian and I cannot stand them. Not because they are Italians, but because they are dumb kids who are now making $10,000 per episode to act stupid and get into fights. I miss the old days of MTV when videos were actually showed instead of low class crap like this.

  8. 8 Beige Jan 29th, 2010 at 9:35 am

    D—, we’re thinking about it. Crap like this is making it harder and harder to justify having a TV at all.

  9. 9 CO of Fort Housewife Jan 29th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    D—, we need our TV to play Playstation and watch DVD’s of “Dora the Explorer”. That’s it. The Man and I decided to get rid of cable to save money (house payment + apartment rent= penny pinching), and the only show I miss seeing is “The Soup”.

    Also, what does the “M” in “MTV” stand for? I vote for “Mushy-head”.

  10. 10 Elle Jan 29th, 2010 at 11:58 am

    Those are *not* real boobs. No way natural ones sit that high with a garment that offers that little support. Not to mention her tiny frame.

  11. 11 Pearce Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    I’m seriously considering canceling the cable…now that I have Hulu and a Roku box, I don’t have much need for it anymore.

  12. 12 Bill Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    I’ve never understood the appeal of “reality” television shows. Especially ones like this (I’ve never seen it, but I can only assume it’s retarded). First of all, who cares? Second of all, is your life so completely void and boring that you have to watch a bunch of fake baked italian bimbos get drunk and hook up in a beach house? I think I’ll watch my plants grow instead, at least that’s a little more entertaining.

  13. 13 Fortunate_Son Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    I’m with Pearce here. I canceled my cable after I started using Hulu. They’ve got a ton of classic series, etc.

    Liked it so much I had to go out and buy a new laptop with an HDMI jack to conntect it to my TV!

  14. 14 LN Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Did anyone notice her skin is almost the same colour as the wallpaper behind her?

  15. 15 Fortunate_Son Jan 29th, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    And I’ll vouch for Snookie.

    One of the two episodes I watched showed Snookie in a nightclub, doing cartwheels without wearing the appropriate undergarments.

    “Class.” was the first word out of my mouth.

  16. 16 StrawberryGirl Jan 29th, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    This is what we get for breaking up the Mafia. Had the old time dons not been put in the clink, these people would be gainfully-employed, productive members of society running profitable illegal gambling, prostitution, money laundering, extortion, etc. schemes instead of being douchebags on television.

  17. 17 Minnow Jan 29th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Use of the word “class” negates it.

  18. 18 D--- Jan 29th, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    We have hooked up the computer to our TV. Just about every show is online now a days, I even watched the playoffs last weekend using P2P broadcasting.

  19. 19 Rocko Jan 29th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    Serious question. I notice some of the posters here are considering ditching their cable ot TVs all together which I am fine with but I have this question. Do any of you watch SportsCenter? Is that available somewhere on the web?

  20. 20 Fortunate_Son Jan 29th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    Hey Rocko, not sure on sportscenter, almost all major networks series, NBC, ABC, CBS, and yes MTV, plus FX and some others are available (some commercial free) the week of or week after release, but sometimes they are only up for 7 days, though you can save them with a little work.

  21. 21 AllyKat Jan 30th, 2010 at 3:20 am

    Girlfriend is NOT attractive, and the craptastic hair, makeup and clothes aren’t helping. I also cannot figure out how she looks so chunky when she isn’t really that heavy. I know it isn’t nice to rag on someone’s looks, but when someone is trying THAT hard, and that is the result…

    If she is so classy, why does she look like an orange trash hooker? Springer’s a jerk, but he isn’t a visual mess like her. I also don’t see how this show is that different from the Hills, except that the girls on the Hills usually look better.

  22. 22 Beige Jan 30th, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Use of the word “class” negates it.

    I want that on a t-shirt, because it’s EXACTLY the concisely-worded phrasing I’ve sought, for YEARS, to say that.

  23. 23 Pearce Jan 30th, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    What Fortunate_Son said. I’d say right now, I mostly use the cable to watch reruns of Star Trek, on demand movies, and adult swim.

    And with the money I’d save on a few months of cable, I could buy all the freaking Star Trek DVD sets.

  24. 24 Ben Jan 30th, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    I, too, have considered ditching cable (I’ve got a lovely Mac Mini / XBMC / Boxee setup for the flatscreen), but pitchers & catchers report in just 20 days… (I have a serious baseball problem).

  25. 25 Pearce Jan 30th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    ….she looks like my ex-roommate with long hair, now that I think about it.

  26. 26 rob Jan 31st, 2010 at 2:35 am

    Seeing these people on tv makes me want to do violent things, such as smash their faces with bricks.

    By the way, WTF is up with her hair? She can’t possibly think that looks good.

  27. 27 Beige Jan 31st, 2010 at 7:50 am

    She looks very much like a one-woman MAD TV sketch waiting to happen.

  28. 28 bigmama Jan 31st, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    In defense of Springer against the little boardwalk troll, he was actually mayor of some city in Ohio (can’t remember now.) He actually accomplished something. I don’t think she has except finding new shades of orange. And, yes I’ve seen the show, unfortunately.

  29. 29 angry army wife Feb 1st, 2010 at 9:38 am

    yeah, and unfortunately for Ohio, he wants to come back here and go back into Politics.

  30. 30 Swede0319 Feb 2nd, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    Sorry to chime in so late on this one, but:
    What’s the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?
    The trash gets taken out once a week.

    Thank the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) that baseball starts soon!

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