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27
Feb

Yurt-Dwelling Gold Medalist Lives Off the Grid, but Loves Her Flowers (Imported)

Olympic Gold and Silver medalist and PETA poster child Hannah Teter must think flowers grow everywhere, year round. From People:

“I went out last week and bought $200 worth of flowers and put them in my room by my bed – roses, lilies and lilacs,” the earthy Teter, 23, tells PEOPLE. “When you surround yourself with nature, it’s really powerful. Everything makes a difference.”  She doesn’t just surround herself with it, Teter reveals she’s a vegetarian and puts the best stuff in her bod.”

Ms. Teter is also apparently going “off grid” and moving into a yurt.  I’m sorry, I need to repeat that. Ms. Teter plans on moving into a yurt.

From People:

“In addition to eating healthy, Teter wants to live greener overall, too. “I’m moving into a yurt in the woods near my parents’ home in Vermont,” she says about inhabiting a portable tent-like dwelling.”

For all her love of getting comfy with nature and loving on the environment, what part of buying $200 of flowers make her green? It’s February.  Roses grow from late spring to late fall, but mostly mid-summer. Lilies grow from from mid-June to August. Lilacs grow from mid-spring to early summer. In February, despite how not cold Vancouver is, you still have to get roses, lilies, and lilacs from somewhere.

Here are two possibilities:

  1. Hannah is buying them from some super fancy climate-controlled greenhouse in Vancouver that uses electricity and fossil fuels to keep flowers growing abnormally throughout the winter.
  2. Those flowers were imported, traveling on massive container ships from some far off land, burning fossil fuel along the way. Which I have no problem with. But Yurt-girl might. Continue reading ‘Yurt-Dwelling Gold Medalist Lives Off the Grid, but Loves Her Flowers (Imported)’
27
Feb

Harrison Ford Destroys the Death Star Earth

Sometime back, I took a lot of heat and got called a lot of names for making fun of Harrison Ford’s little environmental chest waxing protest.

All right — I made most of that up. The name calling never really happened.  I bet you clicked on it though.  Loser.

Now Han Solo is in a little trouble with meddling hippie types because he’s doing things that go against his support of environmental friendliness stuff.

Here are some examples from his IMDB page.

Honored for his work with the environment, Ford was asked to name a new breed of butterfly. He named it after his daughter, Georgia.

That’s stupid.

Continue reading ‘Harrison Ford Destroys the Death Star Earth’

26
Feb

Lily Allen Won’t ‘Pick On’ Crazy Courtney Love…Much

Ex-neo-Luddite and former (?) pop star Lily Allen is super annoyed at professional trainwreck Courtney Love’s insinuations regarding Lily being a Chanel-hogging diva. Like most of Lily Allen’s feuds, this one started over some bullshiz about Lily wearing Chanel to some awards thing, and Courtney was forced to dress in burlap because of it. Or something.

So to prove that she isn’t a diva, Lily swore she would take the high road in their Twitter war:

“She’s upset because she has got it into her head that i put a lock on some dresses for the brit awards. She’s made no secret of this and, when i saw her at the NME’s she tried to talk to me and i told her to shut up and stop spreading stupid rumours about me.

“And thats pretty much it. I would never fight with her, as a rule I don’t pick on crazy old ladies.”

And just when you think Lily Allen has developed a molecule of manners, this immediately followed:

it’s the sort of thing a paranoid drug addled lunatic might come up with.

Ah, well. Turns out Lily Allen couldn’t find the high road with a GPS.

This would also be a good time to remind Lily that when it comes to drug-addled lunatics, she’s one to talk.

25
Feb

Sharon Hates Fox Tail But She Sure Likes Leather

Ozzy Osbourne’s professional nursemaid, and (inexplicably) America’s Got Talent judge, Sharon Osbourne took to her Twitter thing today to urge her “fans” to boycott Louis Vuitton’s handbag accessories because they’re “heinous.”

“Louis Vuitton foxtail handbag accessories make me sick. Please do not purchase those! It’s heinous.”

She’s wrong though. These fox tail things would look totally cool hanging from your purse. Or they would, if you were a 15-year-old high school sophomore in 1982.

But this pleased the people at PETA to no end anyway

“As designers flaunted fur during Fashion Week in New York, and the usual suspects are expected to be as vulgar in Milan and Paris, we’re pleased Sharon is using her voice to denounce the cruelty.”

It seems Sharon is against all the cruelty that goes into making a fox tail purse, but doesn’t necessarily feel so bad about all the cows that had to die just to make her favorite leather jacket.

And that’s just one of the hundreds of pictures I found of Ms. Osbourne in various leather goods. Trust me. Typing a female name, and the words “leather dress” in Google with safe search off isn’t always smart. Especially with your mom standing right behind you.

SHUT UP MOM!! IT’S RESEARCH!!

25
Feb

Obama’s Memory Has Short Half-Life on ‘Nuclear Option’

President Obama (of today) is considering some drastic measures to pass health care reform. The New York Times reports:

“Democratic officials said the president’s proposal was being written so that it could be attached to a budget bill as a way of averting a Republican filibuster in the Senate. The procedure, known as budget reconciliation, would let Democrats advance the bill with a simple majority rather than a 60-vote supermajority.”

This is called the “nuclear option” or “budget reconciliation” — pick your poison. He only needs 51 senators to “Yay.” And certain senators and representatives are calling for it now too.

But let’s take a ride on the magic school bus back in time. Say, five years, when then-president Bush had expressed interest in the nuclear option in 2005. (Watch the video above, or read the transcript below.)

Continue reading ‘Obama’s Memory Has Short Half-Life on ‘Nuclear Option’’

25
Feb

PETA’s Mickey Rourke Bought a Pet Shop Pomeranian

You already know that my fellow bloggers and I always read the comments, and when someone mentioned Mickey Rooney this morning, I had to see what Mickey Rourke’s been up to. (Because I always get those two confused.)

And that led to me coming across the photo at right. Apparently just before Christmas, he bought that purebred Pomeranian puppy for his way-too-young-for-him fiancée from a pet shop in New York:

Mickey Rourke and reported model girlfriend Elena Kuletskaya now have a furry buddy to accompany them around New York City — a 5-month-old male Pomeranian that they picked up at Parrots & Pups pets store in Manhattan on Saturday evening.

“They just came in and the paparazzi had blocked the front door,” Josh Mash, a salesman at the store tells PEOPLEPets.com. “I asked them if they wanted to see a dog and they picked the Pomeranian.”

Hold up.

Isn’t Mickey Rourke the guy who posed for one of PETA’s neuter-your-pets ads last year? You know, when he said:

“When dogs get knocked up, puppies get put down because there aren’t enough homes for them.”

And doesn’t PETA really, really, REALLY hate pet shops for precisely the same reason?

And doesn’t waltzing into a pet shop on a lark and buying a puppy for your college-aged girlfriend show about as much foresight as pairing a lumberjack shirt with an aqua blue belt? Not all crimes are equal, but ugh, my eyes.

24
Feb

Joan Collins Still Alive, Still Old.

Joan Collins has carved a huge curse in hieroglyphics that the people at The Daily Mail were good enough to decipher. Take my word for it.  She must have wanted to use one word for each day she was alive.

Why should people be so surprised that women in their 50s, 60s and 70s look sexy and absolutely wonderful?

I don’t know.  Why should someone that’s already outlived my grandmother by four years be considered sexy? These are deep questions.

Joan denies ever having had any kind of plastic surgery, despite claims a few years ago from London plastic surgeon Alex Karidis, who says he saw evidence of cosmetic surgery when he met her in 2004.  He said then…

I clearly saw the scars behind her ears indicating a facelift. I saw that she had also had her eyes lifted. I would say she has had this done in the last five years.

But Joan says…

…I have treated my body as I would a car [Ed: a  rumored major frame off restoration 20 years ago helped], only the best in petrol, care and maintenance, and I’m happy to say it seems to have worked for me.

I wondered what caused her anger, as all the archeologists I know have denied removing the rubies  from her eye sockets.

And then I remembered: Doesn’t she endorse a miracle face cream? One that sells for a paltry $125.00 an ounce? Oh, that’s right–she does.

And Joan continues…

We all know what a drag that is, but there’s no way around the drudgery of reality. We live in a quick-fix society where we need instant gratification for everything. Too fat? Get lipo-sucked. Stringy hair? Glue on extensions. Wrinkles and lines? Head to the beauty shop for a pot of the latest miracle skin stuff.
It’s all a beautiful £1 billion con foisted upon insecure women by canny cosmetic conglomerates.

Wow. At $16,000 a gallon that stuff you’re pushing would add a big chunk to that, wouldn’t it?

Joan continues at great length about all the hot, old chicks in Hollywood, and how they deserve blah, blah, blah…  but I couldn’t get through it all because my giant magnifying glass and ancient code book somehow got Dr. Pepper spilled all over them. Maybe I’ll try again after a nap. Or maybe not.

24
Feb

Lisa Rinna vs. Heidi Montag: It’s A Face-Off

Former Days of Our Lives star Lisa Rinna, undisputed queen of the ill-advised silicone, thinks Heidi Montag should have left well enough alone:

Lisa Rinna said she was so disturbed by Heidi Montag’s surgically altered appearance on the cover of People, “I had to take that cover off the magazine before it came in the house.” The pouty-mouthed mother of two — who publicly admitted she’s had Juvederm and Botox and inflated her lips with silicone — also told Fancast.com she and husband Harry Hamlin are sensitive to their daughters’ body image concerns: “Anything that has to do with weight issues, I think you just have to be really careful.”

Of all people. Yes, I happen to agree that Heidi went too far, but I don’t think Lisa Rinna, a plastic surgery catastrophe in her own right, is the appropriate inflated mouthpiece for this opinion.

And while we’re on the subject of being careful around her daughters with “anything that has to do with weight issues,” she follows terrible diet and fitness advice herself. In 2008 before she hosted the Oscars red carpet event, she said her get-glamorous tips included “you literally have to starve yourself on that day if you wear a formfitting gown” and counted Dextatrim as a must-have item in her red-carpet clutch because it “curbs hunger.”

She really has her work cut out for her if she wants to teach her daughters anything remotely healthy about body image.

23
Feb

Sarah Palin’s Grandkid Enjoys the Perks of Socialized Medicine

It’s not a secret that Sarah Palin is no fan of “socialized medicine.” The former governor of Alaska has been very vocal about her thoughts on Facebook and Twitter:

And I think reasonable people can disagree about health-care reform, but Sarah Palin seems to have conveniently forgotten that one of the average Americans who gets to benefit from taxpayer-subsidized health care (a.k.a. “big govt growth”) is her own grandson, Tripp.

As these documents from the custody case between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston indicate, one-year-old Tripp receives his health care from the federally funded Indian Health Services and the Alaska Native Medical Center. Levi is therefore off the hook for paying for his son’s health insurance, as the legal filing says:

“Because the majority of Tripp’s health care costs are already covered by IHS and the Alaska Native Medical Center, Mr. Johnston has no need to purchase additional health insurance and this deduction should not be allowed.”

Must be nice, not having to pay for health insurance for your infant. But helping more kids of young single parents get health insurance is what reform should be all about, right?

22
Feb

Update: Chris Brown Still Not Punching Rihanna!

Remember way back when this stuff happened? Probably not. I mean it was a year ago.

Well yesterday, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia M. Schnegg had nothing but good things to say about Mr. Brown because as she put it…

(Brown) hasn’t missed a session of domestic violence counseling and completed 32 days of community labor in Virginia.

Wow!  What a guy. And imagine going to work and finding out some judge is punishing a celebrity by making them do your job. That kinda sucks.

“It looks like you’re doing really, really well,” Schnegg said. “That’s always good to see.”

“Thank you,”  said the master wordsmith Brown, who was sentenced last year to five years of probation and six months of community labor after pleading guilty to felony assault. The judge also said Brown can travel out of the country for concerts in May, and June. A big Watch Out! To the ladies of Uruguay!

The singer has to be back in court May 11th. Quoth Judge (Punch &) Judy:

“By the time you come back, you’ll be way over halfway there”

Do judges in California have to go through some kind of “life affirming classes” or something?

“Who’s a good boy?! Almost there! Widdle Browny won’t punchy punchy anymore!!” Yech.

Well….Good luck Mr. Brown, Just keep your hands in your pockets for the next two years, and everything will work out fine.




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