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03
Feb

John McCain Switches Teams on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

Back in October 2006 when presidential hopeful John McCain was still pretending to be a moderate to appeal to the young ‘uns, he had this to say to students at Iowa State about the military’s longstanding Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy:

We have to have the most effective and professional military that we can possibly obtain.  I listen to people like General Colin Powell, Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and literally every military leader that I know.  And they testified before Congress that they felt the “don‘t ask, don‘t tell” policy was the most appropriate way to conduct ourselves in the military … And I understand the opposition to it, and I‘ve had these debates and discussions, but the day that the leadership of the military comes to me and says, Senator, we ought to change the policy, then I think we ought to consider seriously changing it because those leaders in the military are the ones we give the responsibility to.

Well, that day arrived yesterday, when Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Admiral Michael Mullen called repealing DADT “the right thing to do.” So what is McCain’s current position on gays in the military? Not quite so moderate anymore:

“At this moment of immense hardship for our armed services, we should not be seeking to overturn the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy,” he said bluntly, before describing it as “imperfect but effective.”

So much for chain of command.

If I may take a moment to grandstand, Sen. McCain doesn’t seem to appreciate that there are gays in the military whose “immense hardship” he can’t even imagine. Right now, all over the world, gay men and women are fighting to protect our country from inside a closet. And to date, I haven’t heard of a single tactical error committed because some guy was too distracted checking out his fellow soldier’s package.

03
Feb

Simon Monjack, Let Me Introduce You To “Reality”

Quick update on Simon Monjack.

TMZ sez:

Brittany Murphy’s husband has suddenly called off the fundraising party he was throwing in her honor tomorrow night — but the man who pulled the plug isn’t saying why …

[G]uests for the event received the following email from someone at the Brittany Murphy Foundation, “So sorry but the memorial has been canceled due to an illness in the family.”

We spoke with Rabbi David Baron, who was supposed to conduct the memorial, who told us when the call came in, the person who canceled never gave a reason.

I guess the timing clashed with the triathalon he was planning to compete in.

(I totally swiped this picture from The Superficial, but that guy already f-cking hates me. Hahahahahaha. He’s a spaz anyway.)

03
Feb

Neo-Luddite Lily Allen returns to Twitter

Hold the phones! Sound the alarms! Call the children and wake the neighbors! Self-proclaimed “neo-luddite” Lily Allen has returned to Twitter.

Maybe she’s social networking because recent incidents suggesting she has fallen off the wagon once again (weight gain, alcohol and/or drugs) could compromise her winning a BRIT Award on February 16, for which she’s just received three nominations. Convenient. Silence is only golden for us common common folk, J.D. Salinger, and Harper Lee.

Here’s what happened back in September. According to The Telegraph back in October:

The 24-year-old singer, a notorious social networking addict, has reportedly given up internet technology for good and is branding herself a “neo-luddite.” Her only remaining means of communication are believed to be a landline phone and an old mobile phone, which she leaves at home when she goes out.

She was sending about 20 tweets a day at the time, which is extreme for me, par for the course for a technophile (or her publicist).
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03
Feb

Kellogg’s To Stamp Out Childhood Obesity (With Shoes Made Of Sugar)

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I must admit, I love me some Coco Pops. If I let myself keep them in the house I would eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I would forgo all fruits, veggies and whole grains. That stuff is like crack. I know it, you know it, and my mother sure knew it too.

As a child, my ex-hippie mom had a strict “no sugar” policy –  we ate oatmeal, drank milk, and were forbidden from tucking into any big, overflowing bowls of sugary goodness. But once I left the house, all bets were off.

I specifically remember Coco Pops, Lucky Charms, and other sweet, simple cereals as being key staples of my college freshman-year diet. And I also remember packing on that much-heralded “freshman 15.”

Coincidence? Hmmmmm…

In both the US and the UK, between 16 and 33 percent of children and adolescents are now considered overweight or obese. And according to a Yale University study, cereal companies are far from blameless.

The study’s author isn’t exactly svelte himself. (They don’t have treadmills at Yale?) But he’s just one of the hypocrites in this story. Continue reading ‘Kellogg’s To Stamp Out Childhood Obesity (With Shoes Made Of Sugar)’

03
Feb

Scott Brown: Congratulatory Palin Call Very Forgettable Exciting!

Call it getting caught up in the moment. Call it selective memory. Call whatever the heck you want, but this much is clear:

Despite republicans’ best attempts to paint a cozy picture of caribou barbie and the newly elected Senator from Massachusetts, Ms. Palin’s congratulatory call to Scott Brown on the night of his historic victory was not, shall we say, the most memorable moment of Brown’s evening.

On Jan. 28 (more than a week post-election), Brown told The Associated Press:

I don’t know Sarah Palin. I’ve never spoken with her. She’s never reached out, vice versa. I just know what happened in my race, … it’s all been very exciting and very, very positive.

It must have been very exciting indeed, seeing as how he managed to conveniently completely forget about speaking with Palin on the night of his victory.

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03
Feb

Who is Simon Monjack? And Why is He Richer Than Me?

Brittany Murphy was the late “Clueless” actress,  and … well, I guess she was in other movies too. Wanna know what they were? Call Roger Ebert.

Anyway, Brittany died of cardiac arrest on December 20, caused by one of the following:

  1. a drug overdose
  2. a dragon attack
  3. old age

She was 32 years old, so I guess we can probably narrow that down to two choices.

And, oh yeah: The autopsy’s done! I guess it takes six to eight weeks to come up with a medical term for a crap-load of drugs. Allegedly. We’ll probably know the official result on some spring afternoon when her husband’s publicist decides to bury it in the Good Friday news cycle.

Brittany’s husband, er, widower has denied she had a drug problem. (Surely that’s why he initially refused to let the coronoer perform an autopsy …)

Simon Monjack is what I think David Lee Roth would look like if he became a warehouse worker instead of a gigolo. He told the Today show:

Let’s set the record straight once and for all – Brittany was not taking any medication for her mood, for anorexia. It’s utterly ridiculous that these rumors have perpetuated.

Monjack added that the star only took painkillers for about 5 days a month for menstrual pains and mood swings. Thank God he’s here to help sort it all out.

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