Annie Dugourd of Oooh La La Couture (I can’t with that name) tells CNBC that Noah is not designing teddies for tykes or bras for babies. Annie went on to say, “It’s been devastating for our little company. We’re two stay-at-home moms who make tutu dresses. We would never do anything inappropriate.”
I’m man enough to admit that everywhere else I read this was wrong. Happy?
**cranks Ace of Spades, flips the bird, peels out**
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I wonder if it’s too late cancel my order.
Pasta you can put your head on the pillow tonight knowing you did the right thing in posting this correction. (And we would not have wanted to seen Brietbarts Retracto the correction Alpaca sent after you – phew.)
LOL. As long as we remember Sasha and Malia Obama are now fair game for ridicule for being fat, I have no problem holding all famous eight year olds everywhere accountable for their actions.
“Brietbarts Retracto the correction Alpaca”? What the Hell is that?
Is that like “Ralph the Wonder Llama”?
Retracto?! He’s DREAMY.
http://bigjournalism.com/retracto/
The issue never was about Noah designing clothes. We all knew that was bullshit anyways. The issue is the pic at hand, the fact our society puts ‘Juicy” on pre-teen’s bottoms and the fact that Noah looks like a 35 year old strung our meth addict.
I’m relieved, but I still want to tell her to sit like a lady.
I’ve been reading this site for awhile (I just usually look at the comments and never say anything) but I can say for sure that I like you Pastafarian.
Plus your name makes me hungry. Always a good thing.
Noah is such an unfortunate looking child. Then again, the same thing can be said for her siblings.
…they still make thongs for ten year olds.
Just sayin’.
Pedobear still isn’t short on eye candy.
I agree Shell – the name sounds like a pasta salad. I do picture Pasta with dreds made of those little corkscrew pasta
Geez LOUISE, skippy, for a second I thought you were being cruel. Then I took a better look at the photo. You’re actually being generous.
Dreds?! Not on your life. In fact I’m going, into the belly of The Beast, Wicker Park (a Chicago neighborhood) tonight for a concert, and the first white guy I see with dreds gets punched square in the face. I might even ride off on his “fixie” just for laughs. Now don’t worry, not one Chicago cop would arrest me for this.
I’d always assumed Pasta was a card caring member of the FSM…
>.>
Retracto is the man!
Whew! I’m glad for this correction. But I agree with AllyKat. She should learn to sit like a lady. Or at least put those legs together.
@Hurricane – EXACTLY
and, my God, I knew as a five year old, that when I was in a skirt, I never sat with my legs in any other position then together. Look at little Noah above. No one’s even taught her that!!! Odd.
Good move, Pasta. Shows a lot of integrity to post a retraction. Keep up the good work, though, since your articles are always entertaining to read.
I think all the votes are in, and Pasta = Commander Sexypants of the Starship Innerthighs.
regardless of the retraction, that girl dresses way too provacative for a 9 year old. Heck, even for a 16 year old. Obviously her parents are encouraging her to look like a young hooker.
Well, it worked the first time around.