Hey everybody! Look who’s back on Twitter! Did you miss her? Did ya? Did ya? Huh? Huh? Huh?
What?! You didn’t even know she’d left in the first place? What’s wrong with you?
After deleting her twitter account on Monday because she was sick of all the media attention (*cough*), Tila made it 4 whole days — yup, count ‘em, 1, 2, 3, 4… before starting a new, tippy-top secret “need to know only” site @TheRealTila. But shhhhhh! Don’t tell those mean ‘ol bloggers. ‘Cause they be hatin’!
On Thursday, Tila Tweeted:
Damn Twitter was f***ing BORING without me huh? I would be bored as hell if I were U and I wasn’t on twitter anymore! hahhaha jk xox.
And then:
Did ya;ll miss me?? I see all the OG’s here! YAY! No more filthy haters and Media peeps following! Secret page! xox
And of course:
Dont tell anyone I made a secret page ok?? Get the media & haters away from me! They like leeches!
But then, awww, you know what happened? Somehow her “secret” page leaked out to the media & haters. Could it have been, hang on… gimmie a second here… I can figure this out…. Oh yeah!
The public announcement on her blog?
Which she then deleted.
Lucky for us, Disgrasian got a screen shot before Tila got wise to how the haters were gettin’ wise.
And then she wondered how everyone “found” her so easily.
And then she announced that she would be deleting this new account and going back to her old account.
And then …
Oh dear god. Someone shoot me already. Please. This is just sad. It’s like a car wreck or that damn squirrel catapult. Awful, yet we can’t look away.
Honestly this girl needs an Amish intervention or something. Maybe Lily Allen can give her some “neo-luddite” tips. Oh wait.
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Why is she green the pic? Her head looks like a cantaloupe. Must be a real bitch to find a hat that fits. You know, with a cantaloupe head.
HAHA! Good one.
I am left wondering; is she a media-whore or dumber than a box of wet hammers? I think I will settle for both.
I’m wiping tears from my face after watching the squirrel catapult. I’ve seen it before, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t just as funny as the first time.
Oh yeah, Tila? [yawn]
I don’t get it, why is she even famous? I saw her on TV one time and thought “wow, she’s NOT good looking, she’s annoying, and dumb as a brick.” I mean, if that’s all it takes to be famous I’m working in the wrong industry.
Who is this dumb skank? And why do we care? I agree with Bill, she’s not attractive. Looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. Ick.
sick of all the media attention! hahahahhahahahahahhahahah
Skankarific!
C’mon, Tila…what about my earlier suggestion? The logical solution to all of this is PORN! Contribute some real happiness to the world. All two minutes of it.
Last Saturday I woke up with five empty bottles of Peach Schnapps, Tila naked but smeared in Crisco, two emaciated German Shepards and lines of cherry Jello cut on a mirror bedside but have no idea what the hell happened. I swear this is a true story but I don’t want anyone to know about it. Please don’t tell anyone.
secret prize? What, crabs?
LOL@ angry army wife….my monitor needs a towel now.
LOL, angry army wife!
Next time she needs a new Twitter account, I suggest “TilaTweetquila.”
Hot dog down a hallway. Blecchhh.
AAW: HEE! That chick’s probably already sporting more crustaceans than Red Lobster.
Hurricane, that’s every Wednesday morning in my house.
I’m surprised to see that she spelled real correctly. You know, because nothing about her is.
Okay, who is she now and why should I care? Oh yeah. I don’t watch much television.
I’ll have the clueless tweeit with a side of “I don’t give a frak”.
Trent, you should care because Tila Tequila is the epicenter for 90% of all new STD cases reported in the western hemisphere; she’s a walking convergence of disease vectors, a perfect storm of skeeze, if you will (and SHE will, no doubt about it).
(Rielle Hunter and Pam Anderson apparently account for the other 10%, if you’re wondering.)
And she wonders how everyone found her secret Twitter page. Holy eff. She is dumb. And annoying.