Jessica Alba’s biggest fan in the world is set to undergo (pro bono!) plastic surgery in China to make her look more like the starlet so she can win back her ex-boyfriend, who is similarly obsessed with Jessica Alba.
To her credit, Jessica was freaked by the news, offering this consolation:
“I think you should never have to change yourself like that,” actress Alba said. “If somebody loves you, they’ll love you no matter what.”
A noble sentiment, but a marked departure from Jessica Alba’s previous stand on plastic surgery. First off, here’s what she had to say about nipping and tucking in 2007:
“As an actress, you express emotion with your face and if you have plastic surgery, you lose that spark.”
I’m interrupting this quote to say that I’ve never before noticed that Jessica Alba acts with her face. Um, anyway:
“I’m not going to say never for sure, though,” she told Elle Magazine in a recent interview.
The Fantastic Four starlet says that she may have work done if she has excess wear on her tummy as a result of pregnancy. “I don’t know if, for example, having babies will stretch my stomach beyond what is acceptable,” she said.
Because if you bear someone’s child, they won’t love you anymore unless you have an “acceptable” stomach? Sad.
And second, in my inexpert opinion, those are not her original boobs. They can’t be, right?
Postscript to Jessica Alba’s biggest fan: Heidi Montag tells People “I’m not in a great place right now” but also “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life” following her buttload of plastic surgeries in November. Food for thought — sometimes this stuff turns you into a crazy person.
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Getting a complete surgical makeover to look like a “star” because a guy broke up with you is insane not to mention creepy.
Uhhhh. She’s already better looking than Jessica Alba. What’s the problem?
And aren’t the Chinese commies? Why isn’t all surgery free? Isn’t that the idea?
Nobody loses weight everywhere but their breasts. If anything, the boobs are the first to go.
If Speidi (I don’t believe they are two separate entities) is not in a good place, but is the happiest she’s (they’ve?) ever been, therapy is needed. But we already knew that…
Not sure there’s hypocrisy – she didn’t say to whom her stomach would no longer be acceptable. She could easily be referring to her agent or casting directors, whom she may not actually love. Also, there really is a marked difference between changing your appearance to look like a specific other person and simply having some extra skin removed.
I can’t remember – did Angelina Jolie care about Octomom’s plastic surgery?
Well, if I may play the devil’s advocate here, Alba didn’t seem to be saying that having babies would result in stretching her stomach beyond what was acceptable to her husband/boyfriend/lover, whatever, I don’t know if she’s married, but perhaps she meant what was acceptable to the entertainment industry. Which as we all know means nipped and tucked to unrealistic perfection.
And I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I’m actually beginning to feel sorry for Heidi.
Nah, but Michael Moore sure was pissed about my moob and belly implants.
I don’t know that I see the hypocrisy here, either. Jessica Alba is in a profession that requires women to look good & as she didn’t say “my husband won’t accept me if my stomach isn’t the way it was before I had our baby”, she COULD be referring to those who make the hiring decisions.
In addition, if Jessica Alba DOES get plastic surgery at some point, I feel fairly certain that she won’t ask the doctor to make her look like someone else. That girl in China has some seriousl mental issues that need to be dealt with.
I can’t speak to ALL of China, but you do not want to contemplate a regular hospital in Hunan province. There were actual, literal, non-exaggerated dogs and chickens roaming the hallways. Needles and syringes re-used. “Free” ain’t the problem. The decent hospitals are–or were, when I was there–available to Party members and the wealthy (same thing, really) and foreigners (ditto, relatively speaking).
I never got the hype over Jessica Alba. Eh.
Yeah, I can’t really fault her for telling a fan not to get a complete creepy makeover for her BF. I’m not defending her acting. No one can do that.
I have Xiaoqing posters on my walls. I hope the missus is similarly inspired.
Nobody’s asking the really important question here. Can Asian Alba act?
Geez, I just wish my significantother would get plastic surgery to look like either of them. (kidding honey, kidding!)
Don’t miss the Superbowl’s Green Police.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml54UuAoLSo
I think Heidi was crazy before the surgery Holly.
I want Jessica Alba’s Sin City body back….
I have to support Jessica, not only for being much better looking than her fan but also for keeping her shape after having kids. Genetics was good to her.
I also disagree with saying her breasts wouldn’t grow after having kids, I have known a number of girls that went up one and two cup sizes after having children.
No, the REALLY important question is, can the American Alba act? And the answer is: Not really.
Yes, and that’s why I propose we replace her with Asian Alba. I guess she wouldn’t even have to act; she’d never have dialog since it doesn’t seem she can speak English. Upgrade?
These Hollywood women cannot make up their minds about plastic surgery! Maybe it’s the whole culture they have in that place. (Duh.)