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Charlie Sheen Forgiven by the Wife He Tried to Stab

With Brittany Murphy as an example, I’m beginning to think that bad choices in husbands is the No. 1 cause of death among Hollywood starlets. And I feel fairly certain that Brooke Mueller Sheen is going to be the next victim.

What else can you take away from this quote from her attorney after Charlie Sheen got her restraining order revoked?

The couple hugged in court, and Brooke Mueller Sheen’s attorney, Yale Galanter, said they hugged again and kissed in the basement of the 19th century Pitkin County Courthouse after the brief hearing before leaving in separate vehicles. They planned to fly out of Aspen together, and Galanter said he has asked prosecutors to drop the case.

“I can tell you, Brooke very badly wanted to have contact with Charlie,” Galanter said. “There are many children’s issues that she wanted to communicate with him about… They have two gorgeous beautiful babies together.

“Brooke would like this case to be over and charges dismissed so they can get on with their lives.”

Brooke, dear. I don’t know whether you’re a hypocrite or just suffering from Stockholm syndrome but you told the world the man held a knife to your throat a scant six weeks ago. In front of your kids.

In an affidavit you told police that your husband threatened to hire hitmen “who know how to get the job done and they won’t leave any trace” and swore he would kill you if you told anyone. There is potentially no “getting on with your life” if he does it again.

For the love of god, other than buckets of money, what does this vicious man have that make young, pretty women with lots of options lose their damn minds?

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18 Responses to “Charlie Sheen Forgiven by the Wife He Tried to Stab”


  1. 1 Beige Feb 9th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    I think you covered his selling points with “buckets of money”. That’s…pretty much it, really. Dude’s not exactly a looker, and he gets more cartoony with every mugshot. Charlie Sheen is the wackiest wack that ever wacked a wack, during the Wacktown Wack Festival.

  2. 2 Jannah Feb 9th, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    LOL! X-D

    Yes, other than the buckets of money and the public attention that comes from being with him, I cannot imagine what his attraction factor is. When is a family court ever going to send him to anger management therapy? Not that it would work, mind you.

  3. 3 Toubrouk Feb 9th, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    This is sad. I have the uncanny feeling that the lady will be a statistic soon.

  4. 4 Pastafarian Feb 9th, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    …hitmen “who know how to get the job done and they won’t leave any trace”.

    You know where to reach me Charlie.

    **goes back to polishing pistol with cloth**

  5. 5 flirt Feb 9th, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    As compared to the hitmen who don’t know how to get the job done and who leave lots of trace?

  6. 6 JollyGreenMidget Feb 9th, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Wow, I think you’re right here, Holly. She WILL be the next victim here. And I’ve been thinking for awhile that the most likely next sensational Hollywood murder would be Katie Holmes. I’m pretty sure that one of these days we’ll flip on the TV only to see the breaking news story that Tommy boy murdered his wife and child then took his own life because L. Ron came to him in a dream and told him to do it. Now though, Holly, I think you’re right that Ms. Brooke Mueller Sheen is next on the Tinseltown hit list. God damn them all.

  7. 7 Stan Feb 9th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Charlie wouldn’t do this. You people are just ignorant. Try doing some research before posting.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U78CCF_GwTE

    He’s clearly upset in this clip yet I don’t see a knife.

  8. 8 Stan Feb 9th, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    And speaking of cleavage, not bad Brooke.

  9. 9 Beige Feb 9th, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    @Stan: :D ! So, so true. We’uns needs to git educated.

  10. 10 StrawberryGirl Feb 9th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Where are the feminists?

    *Chirping crickets.*

  11. 11 lingli Feb 9th, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    “So, tell me Brooke, what first attracted you to millionaire Charlie Sheen?” (With my apologies to Mrs Merton.)

  12. 12 Fortunate_Son Feb 9th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    In Charlie Sheen’s defense, Holly, he tried to slit her throat with the side of the knife, versus stabbing her (puncturing her with the point of the blade).

    I think we all agree that slitting throats should really just be a fun simple misdemeanor, whereas stabbing, sounds much much worse, and should probably be a real crime. ;-)

  13. 13 parissucksliterally Feb 9th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    They deserve each other. At this point in life, any woman who dates/marries Charlie Sheen knows what they are getting. Same with O.J..

  14. 14 fallingstar Feb 9th, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Clearly, none of us understand. Can’t we see? They LOVE each other and have ‘two beautiful gorgeous children together’. We should just leave this couple alone and watch their love blossom into an even deeper, more loving relationship.

  15. 15 Pearce Feb 9th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    Did she sign a prenup? ’cause I mean, half a bucket of money and living is better than a whole bucket of money and a casket…

  16. 16 Beige Feb 9th, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    She is one weekend binge away from being a chalk outline or a bad smell in the attic. Mark my words.

  17. 17 Turkeyguy Feb 10th, 2010 at 12:24 am

    Aw, cmon, Beige. Don’t be bitter because their relationship hit a little rough patch. I’m glad they decided to take another stab at it. *ducks*

  18. 18 Beige Feb 10th, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Hee. Seriously, though, I hope nothing happens to her. It may not seem like it, but I’m sure there’s not actually an infinite number of gullible, weak-willed blonde ciphers out there, just waiting to be reeled in by a wealthy psycho.

    Then again…

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