Hi MOM! LOL LMFAO
Grammy Award-winning rapper Little Wayne (or as the kids like to call him, “Lil” Wayne) had his sentencing in a New York City gun case postponed Tuesday, because he needs to finish dental related surgeries before he goes to jail.
The rapper was supposed to officially begin serving a one-year term, but sentencing was rescheduled for March 2. His October 2007 arrest resulted in a guilty plea for attempted weapons possession.
Lil Wayne pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon, admitting he illegally had a loaded .40-caliber semiautomatic gun on his tour bus in July 2007. Police found the weapon when they stopped the bus after a Manhattan concert.Attempted? Maybe he should try harder next time. Amiright?
But sentencing had to be delayed for Oral Surgery. God I love that word. Surgery.
Anyway, Manhattan state Supreme Court Justice Charles Solomon said he wouldn’t put it off any further. Uh oh. someone got the judge all mad, and sh-t.
Defense lawyer Stacey Richman said Lil Wayne was headed home to Miami for dental work Friday. She declined to specify his malady.
“It is a medical situation that, like (it would for) any of us, has to be addressed,” she said outside court. She said the rapper had planned to take care of it before Tuesday, but his dentist had been out of the country doing charitable work.
My guess? Rustproofing.
And his dentist was out of the country? How could he have known that? It’s not like you’re expected to plan major surgery in advance or anything.
I guess Lil performed at the Grammy Awards but I wouldn’t know. I was to busy listening to old Paul Harvey tapes and complaining about prescription drug prices.
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What the hell is that on his teeth?
Since when does having more bling put in your grill count as oral surgery? Or maybe it’s a dentata for when he’s in the can… Well, in that case, he probably does need it.
Looks kinda like the teeth of the eponymous species in the Alien films. Is his drool acidic?
I would imagine the surgery would be to get that…that….what the hell IS that on his teeth?
Get that heavy metal off? ‘Cause I don’t THINK they allow that in the big house.
*shudder*
If the gun hadn’t been loaded and he had kept the ammo in a separate locked drawer, he probably could’ve traveled hassle free through any highway in the nation.
Great Grill. Wow
When your dentition is that bad, why highlight it? Also,adding more bulk to your mouth does not balance out your lack of chin.
Am I being insensitive for my first post? I feel all funny inside…
I appreciate his making such an effort to look tough in his booking photo. Not everyone does that.
The teeth kinda shoot that to shit, though.
Dayum. That dude is absofrickinlutely FUGLY. Are we completely sure he’s going to jail on weapons charges only and not for also being scary-ugly?
Is there such a thing as a rapper who ISN’T at least a onetime Great American Thug-Off Champion?
No?
Okay, then.
Beige: Will Smith comes to mind, but he took flak for not being “street” enough.
I’m still convinced that the grill became popular when some rapper realized he needed braces and/or a retainer and didn’t want to look like a dork.
So….he made it worse.
Also, I thought Lil Wayne also had a firearms charge here in Louisiana….I seem to recall something about Orleans Parish Prison….
I didn’t know Whoopi Goldberg had a son…
I didn’t know Whoopi Goldberg had a son. My comments are not going through again…damn.