Why does Kirstie Alley news always break on Fridays? Sometimes I feel bad for leaving you guys with photos like these over the weekend. (Though consider yourselves lucky that I couldn’t find an angle on that story about Heidi Montag firing her psychic for nonperformance.)
So you know Kirstie Alley’s latest “I’ma gonna show you how to lose weight for realz this time” plan? Yup, it turned out to be Scientologist voodoo all along:
How does Rescue Me work?
Rescue Me is the first ever USDA certified organic weight loss product. This special formula helps curb appetite, reduce cravings, boost energy, support the metabolism of fat, and gently cleanse the body, taking the “toxic” out and putting the healthy in. Instead of losing valuable vitamins and minerals when you reduce calories, Rescue Me provides your body with high-quality organic ingredients, including nutrients, essential vitamins and minerals, natural herbs, fiber and antioxidants. When you couple the Rescue Me system with a reduced calorie diet, rich with organic ingredients and adequate exercise, you will experience the benefits in weight loss and an overall feeling of great health. Feel rejuvenated with this healthy and effective addition to your daily diet.
The $139 pills reportedly contain large doses of calcium and magnesium, both main components of the L. Ron Hubbard-approved detox program to “remove toxins” from good little Scientologists.
Alley is keeping her lawyers busy by hitting out at anyone who dares to criticize this brainless diet plan. The media “is spreading lies about me and my new business,” she says. But come on — these insanely expensive vitamins don’t even work for her, and she’s the spokeswoman. You want to talk about spreading lies?
Again, I have to ask: Why would anyone take weight-loss advice from Kirstie Alley?
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How much weight can you lose if you eat like, 28 boxes of them. Someone should ask Kirstie.
28 boxes of them will probably just give you some mad crazy kidney stones from all that calcium. But I hear that the thetans can’t stand calcium, so hey, you do what you gotta do.
She should lose the weight BEFORE pimping the vitamins.
This is as ill-advised as making a movie out of “Battlefield Earth.”
Reminds me of Slim Fast. One can fills you up if followed with a Big Mac, large fries, two apple pies and a Diet Coke. Otherwise it works great.
Holly, great photoshop. Making Jabba the Hut look just like KA. Swede impressed.
“Help me! I’m melting! I’m meeeeelllllltiiiing!”
Sadly to me it looks like she had a stroke in that picture.
Her company’s address is the same as a Scientology organizations, in Clearwater, Florida. She lied on TV and said it’s her accountant’s address. The accountant’s office isn’t in Clearwater.
Or you could go with the “lock yourself in a room without food or water” route that Scientology is also fond of for treating…uh, whatever.
Warning: side effects include death.
its no secret around Clearwater Florida that Big Life Cast member Kirstie Alley’s “lazy handyman” Jim “Chubby Buddy” Hazel wife “Kristi Curtis Hazel” is a public Scientologist.
on the Organic Liasion Phitter Chat board its no secret that there are hundreds of Scientoligists waiting to “Help” you with your dieting questions.
Unfortunately we have all witnessed many celebrities including Kirstey who have had weight loss ups and downs. But honestly who doesn’t deal with fluctuating weight issues. From the smallest to the largest person, we all in some way deal with fluctuating weight. It’s funny because in America the image of beauty is plastered all over the tv, magazines, news, etc. and yet there are still a larger number of obese people in America. Interesting but true. I think most of the issues with people dealing with their weight and not keeping the weight loss has a lot to do with not being taught how or what is best to eat. I think once people learn how to incorporate healthier food choices on a regular basis and incorporate different exercise routines, while exhibiting patience, they have longer lasting results and tend to keep it off. Rather than when they focus on fast or quick weight loss regimes that only work for a few months and when you get off of them most times people gain weight back. I’m just sayin…..
Eat less junk food and move more=best way to lose weight and you don’t need L.Ron to do that.
Isn’t Scientology against pills and medications?
4 years ago, I lost 75lbs and have maintained this weight. I added more vegetables, reduced the fatty meats. Then I exercised. My Dr said I was healthy for exercise, a nutritionist showed me what portions, how many servings etc. I asked about vitamins & she said take a one a day, Drink water! It cost me nothing & it worked. Plenty of exercise & water detoxed me just fine. Kirstie’s plan calls for less food & exercises and $1500 a year in vitamins or something. At least try it my way first. Oh! And Scientology is a dangerous (in my opinion) Cult.
I am really starting to think that this whole “weight loss” focus is wrong. We need to be focused on “healthy living” and then everything else will follow…(like natural weight loss, longer life, cleaner arteries (heart health), better skin, and generally happier life) That, to me, makes a whole lot more sense! Thank you so much, Kristen K.
I never cared much for these weight loss pills and I really don’t like celebrities using their power of association to promote them for money.
I personally lost 30 pounds of fat and I did NOT use diet pills or any gadgets.
I found the best way to lose fat is to eat the right foods on a daily basis, avoid all the gimmicks out there and to exercise effectively.
I see celebrities promoting all these pills lately and I don’t think it is good, because people tend to believe what celebrities have to say without doing their own research first.
I will have to research these vitamins that Kirstie is promoting to see what they are all about.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
Jeremiah
Ok, Kristie is at it again, huh!
I always feel sorry for the celeb in these cases. They hit the headlines and are ridiculed by everyone and yet the brand always seems to continue unblemmished.