Why does Kirstie Alley news always break on Fridays? Sometimes I feel bad for leaving you guys with photos like these over the weekend. (Though consider yourselves lucky that I couldn’t find an angle on that story about Heidi Montag firing her psychic for nonperformance.)
So you know Kirstie Alley’s latest “I’ma gonna show you how to lose weight for realz this time” plan? Yup, it turned out to be Scientologist voodoo all along:
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The $139 pills reportedly contain large doses of calcium and magnesium, both main components of the L. Ron Hubbard-approved detox program to “remove toxins” from good little Scientologists.
Alley is keeping her lawyers busy by hitting out at anyone who dares to criticize this brainless diet plan. The media “is spreading lies about me and my new business,” she says. But come on — these insanely expensive vitamins don’t even work for her, and she’s the spokeswoman. You want to talk about spreading lies?
Again, I have to ask: Why would anyone take weight-loss advice from Kirstie Alley?











