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17
Mar

Michael Vick Wins Award for Torturing Dogs Courage

Perhaps it was the way he valiantly encouraged dogs to rip each other to shreds in the fighting ring. Or maybe the manner in which he drowned, hung, or otherwise dispatched the losers (very sportsman-like!).

Or it could have had something to with his fortitude in the face of a 19-month prison sentence/the wrath of animal rights activists/rehabilitating his image/personal finance problems … all so he could make his brave return to football.

But no matter what trumped-up reason Vick’s teammates came up with for nominating #7 for the Ed Block Award for Courage, this is about as hypocritical as it gets.

According to the Ed Block Courage Award Foundation Website, the award is designed to honor

…those National Football League players who exemplify commitments to the principles of sportsmanship and courage. Recipients are selected by their teammates for team effort, as well as individual performance.

The Ed Block Courage Award recipient symbolizes professionalism, great strength and dedication. He is also a community role model … He becomes an Ambassador of Courage for victims of abuse, violence and neglect.

After this year, I think the Ed Block folks may want to consider adding “human” to that last sentence.

I’ll spare you the gruesome details, but I think it’s safe to say that what Vick did to his dogs not only qualifies as “abuse, violence, and neglect,” but was also extremely cowardly. Not to mention that in many cases, violence toward animals is often the first sign of a violent pathology that can easily expand to include human victims.

Now I am not one of those crazy people who think Vick should continue paying for his transgressions for the rest of his life. He served his time. He did some apologizing, a little groveling, and a decent amount of (court-ordered) community service.

But I am also pretty sure that none of the above makes him a shoe-in for an award designed to celebrate courage. Just like animal abusers, many drug dealers, thieves, and maybe even murderers can all probably be rehabilitated. But does that mean we should celebrate the bravery of these criminals in “enduring the hardships” they brought on themselves?

Probably not.

But then again, we live in a world in which a prestigious university invites a corrupt politician to lecture about ethics, and Madonna is named an expert on marriage. So taken in that context, Vick getting an award for courage is probably not as surprising as it should be, but still, in my opinion, disgusting.

15
Mar

Johnny Weir Too Gay for the Gayest Show on Ice

First it was the PETA freaks trying to strip the fabulous fur off his Olympic fashion. Now it appears that the world’s gayest touring company — Stars on Ice — has deemed Johnny Weir (are you ready for this?) too gay to skate.

I know. It’s like the Church of Scientology rejecting Amy Winehouse for being too crazy. But there you have it.

This past Thursday, GLAAD reported that the two-time Olympian was apparently “not family friendly” enough for co-sponsors Smucker’s and IMG Entertainment’s now über-masculine lineup. (Which, for the record, still consists of guys in leotards twirling and leaping about on the ice.)

You’ve got to love the euphemism: “not family friendly.” In other words, gay as a maypole. Gayer than Christmas.

In response to this heartless snub, Weir confessed to Access Hollywood on Friday morning:

I’ve never been invited to do ‘Stars on Ice’ before, which is the only figure skating tour in the U.S., and it’s disappointing that I can’t perform for my American fans. . . all because I’m not ‘family friendly’ enough.

I have to wonder what led Stars on Ice to come up with that lame excuse for their blatantly homophobic decision. Certainly it didn’t have anything to do with Weir’s relationship with his own family, as GLAAD reports on its website:

To say that Weir is “not family friendly” would be a clear jab at his perceived sexual orientation. Weir is extremely involved with his family. He is putting his younger brother through college, and supports the family financially because his father’s disability prohibits him from working.

Yeah, that guy has no clue about family values.

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12
Mar

Mel Gibson’s Baby Mama Attending Sunday School at His Church

Mel Gibson is in the process of building a huge 9,000 square foot chapel on his property in Agoura Hills, Calif., and his concubine Oksana is reportedly taking classes to learn the teachings of his ultra-conservative Catholic sect:

“This is Mel’s dream church and the center of his world,” an insider told the Enquirer. “He’s a devout traditionalist Catholic and views the chapel as his own house of worship where he can pray privately with family and friends.”

Oksana – who gave birth to Mel’s eighth child, daughter Lucia, on Oct. 30 – is taking catechism classes at the church, according to the insider.

“It’s important to Mel that he and Oksana are of the same faith,” the source added. “She’s learning the doctrines and traditions of his conservative sect.”

Gibson financed the chapel’s construction, and Lucia will soon be baptized there, said the insider.

The chapel’s crowning glory is the huge mural behind the altar.

“Mel handpicked an artist to paint a modern interpretation of the ascension of Christ,” said the insider. “He’s also commissioned someone to cast a bell for the church tower. Mel says he is more proud of his church than any of his other achievements.”

Do you suppose “thou shalt not turn your back on 29 years of marriage” is one of the teachings? Probably not.

Awesome LOLpic courtesy of Starcasm.net.

12
Mar

Madonna Pegged a ‘Relationship Expert’ on The Marriage Ref

Last night, Madonna appeared on Jerry Seinfeld’s new NBC show The Marriage Ref, a show where celebrities offer their commentary on how real-life couples should solve their marital squabbles. She told one wife not to withhold sex from her husband just because he wouldn’t clean the basement, and suggested to a widow that she get rid of her late husband’s prosthetic leg to spare the feelings of her new beau.

If you’d think to question why Her Madgesty would qualify to give anyone advice on marriage, you’d be wiser than the casting directors at NBC.

Madonna’s love life has been a well-chronicled series of public failures. From her first divorce in 1989 from Sean Penn to her 2009 divorce from Guy Ritchie, the woman has spent nary a minute not wrecking marriages over the past 25 years — her own or others’.

She seems to have a thing for baseball players: José Canseco says Madonna offered him money to leave his wife for her in 1991, and Alex Rodriguez’s wife left him in 2008 claiming Madonna was a homewrecker.

But this is a show by Jerry Seinfeld we’re talking about, a man who poached his wife from another man not three months after they returned from their honeymoon. Any real marriage referee would call foul on that one.

08
Mar

Déjà Screw: ABC Rejects Ad by Dating Website for Marrieds

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Television advertising hypocrisy isn’t limited to CBS, it turns out. It’s an equal-opportunity affliction.

AdWeek.com is reporting that the Oscars organizers at ABC rejected the above ad from AshleyMadison.com, a dating website that targets infidelity-minded married men, because cheating on your spouse is bad. I love it when Hollywood gets all moral on us.

Let’s review some of the nominated films at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards, shall we? (Spoilers lie within.)

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03
Mar

The Two Faces of Brazilian Television Standards

Courtesy of Celebritology comes a study in what’s acceptable for primetime television in Brazil.

The first contender? A Schincariol beer ad starring Paris Hilton slutting it up that has been criticized by the Brazilian government:

It’s confirmed: Paris Hilton is too hot for Brazil.

A sultry beer ad featuring the socialite has been pulled after consumer complaints and a watchdog agency’s investigation.

The television and Internet ad featured Hilton in a short black dress preening and rubbing a can of Devassa beer on herself, all to the delight of onlookers watching through her window.

Brewer Schincariol said in a statement Tuesday it will defend the commercial, but is pulling it in the meantime.

An ad watchdog group, Conar, asked last week that the ad be removed, noting that regulations don’t permit a beer commercial to treat women as overtly sensual objects. Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs also said it had received complaints about the ad.

Color me surprised how the land that inspired the Brazilian wax is suddenly not comfortable with ads that treat women in a sexual manner. Little girls, on the other hand…

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Yes, that’s a eight-year-old girl gyrating to Lady Gaga sans pants on a Brazilian television talent show. And not even a woof from the watchdogs?

I mean, at least you expect it from Paris.

03
Mar

Let’s Volunteer!

That guy your mom thought was totally hot 25 years ago? He’s touring again! And while your parents are totally “rocking out” to some of the most cliched, crappy-ass “rock” music released in the 80’s (imagine mom cranking the devil horns in her awesome tan-colored capris), they’ll get to sit though some commercials urging them to volunteer for stuff! Yay!

Blah, blah, blah promote Barack Obama’s service initiative “United We Serve” in a video to run at 30 concert venues in the U.S…  Here’s Jon Bon Jovi. Seriously:

“We can tackle the tough challenges we face and build community through service and volunteering, The reality is, we’re all in this together.”

In an interview someone asked Jon what he was passionate about besides steel horses, rockin’ out,  and control-top spandex.

“For me it’s affordable housing,” Bon Jovi said. “For you it may be something else. [Ed: Me? It's my love of dance.] But all these little bits make for one greater sum of the parts. It’ll make for a better whole.”

That’s gonna be great. Because I love spending a lot of money on tickets for stuff, and then getting yelled at to do things I’m guessing Jon doesn’t actually do himself. Gotta protect those golden fingers you know.

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26
Feb

Lily Allen Won’t ‘Pick On’ Crazy Courtney Love…Much

Ex-neo-Luddite and former (?) pop star Lily Allen is super annoyed at professional trainwreck Courtney Love’s insinuations regarding Lily being a Chanel-hogging diva. Like most of Lily Allen’s feuds, this one started over some bullshiz about Lily wearing Chanel to some awards thing, and Courtney was forced to dress in burlap because of it. Or something.

So to prove that she isn’t a diva, Lily swore she would take the high road in their Twitter war:

“She’s upset because she has got it into her head that i put a lock on some dresses for the brit awards. She’s made no secret of this and, when i saw her at the NME’s she tried to talk to me and i told her to shut up and stop spreading stupid rumours about me.

“And thats pretty much it. I would never fight with her, as a rule I don’t pick on crazy old ladies.”

And just when you think Lily Allen has developed a molecule of manners, this immediately followed:

it’s the sort of thing a paranoid drug addled lunatic might come up with.

Ah, well. Turns out Lily Allen couldn’t find the high road with a GPS.

This would also be a good time to remind Lily that when it comes to drug-addled lunatics, she’s one to talk.

25
Feb

PETA’s Mickey Rourke Bought a Pet Shop Pomeranian

You already know that my fellow bloggers and I always read the comments, and when someone mentioned Mickey Rooney this morning, I had to see what Mickey Rourke’s been up to. (Because I always get those two confused.)

And that led to me coming across the photo at right. Apparently just before Christmas, he bought that purebred Pomeranian puppy for his way-too-young-for-him fiancée from a pet shop in New York:

Mickey Rourke and reported model girlfriend Elena Kuletskaya now have a furry buddy to accompany them around New York City — a 5-month-old male Pomeranian that they picked up at Parrots & Pups pets store in Manhattan on Saturday evening.

“They just came in and the paparazzi had blocked the front door,” Josh Mash, a salesman at the store tells PEOPLEPets.com. “I asked them if they wanted to see a dog and they picked the Pomeranian.”

Hold up.

Isn’t Mickey Rourke the guy who posed for one of PETA’s neuter-your-pets ads last year? You know, when he said:

“When dogs get knocked up, puppies get put down because there aren’t enough homes for them.”

And doesn’t PETA really, really, REALLY hate pet shops for precisely the same reason?

And doesn’t waltzing into a pet shop on a lark and buying a puppy for your college-aged girlfriend show about as much foresight as pairing a lumberjack shirt with an aqua blue belt? Not all crimes are equal, but ugh, my eyes.

22
Feb

Ultrarich Fashion Designer Condemns Consumerist Culture

Vivienne Westwood, the grande dame of punk who has made gobs and gobs of money by designing everything from costumes for the Sex Pistols to Carrie Bradshaw’s $9,875 wedding dress in the Sex and the City movie, apparently has decided to piss off the very people who enable her to continue designing: her customers.

She had this to say following her runway show at London Fashion Week yesterday:

“Stop all this consumerism,” said Westwood, the former high priestess of punk who has increasingly used her catwalk shows to spotlight her concern about climate change.

“I just tell people, stop buying clothes. Why not protect this gift of life while we have it? I don’t take the attitude that destruction is inevitable. Some of us would like to stop that and help people survive,” she said.

I guess that makes sense. I mean, by hiring Pamela Anderson to be the busted face of her advertising campaign, Westwood essentially told everyone to stop buying her clothes. Mission accomplished.




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