Ashlee Simpson, who reportedly will be rushing down the aisle this weekend before she starts to show, was recently promoting her new album on British radio program The Nokia Green Room.
When asked what she thought the phrase “You’ve had one too many Britney Spears” meant, she replied:
“Oh, you’ve had one too many trashy girls!”
The slang phrase actually refers to getting drunk on beer.
Say what you will about Britney Spears, but at least she wasn’t hiding a baby bump under her Monique Lhuillier wedding gown. Or marrying Pete Wentz.
Super-knocked-up Jessica Alba talked to Allure magazine about her views on sexuality, her sexy image, sex before marriage, and how little she cares about sex sex sex.
On Her Steamy Public Image: “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a sh-t about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”
On Owning Her Sexuality: “I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”
On Sex Before Marriage: “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”
A lot seems to have changed since October (pre-pregnancy) when she spoke of her Catholic upbringing:
“I will never do a nude scene in a movie — not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed.
“I come from a Catholic family and it wasn’t seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off.”
You know, for someone who wants to come across as laissez-faire, she sure talks in absolutes about sex a lot.
Lindsay Lohan is peeved about all those reports that she got fired from Manson Girls, an upcoming movie about serial killer Charles Manson. According to her overworked publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick:
“Unfortunately [Manson Girls] didn’t come together quickly enough, and she was offered other roles, which she accepted and is looking forward to doing.”
We’re supposed to believe that everybody is just banging down doors to work with this liability?
Not so much, says Nikki Finke over at Deadline Hollywood Daily.
But people associated with the movie told agents that Lohan quickly became more of a deficit than an asset when they discovered that they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. (And even some name actors…) So now Lindsay is off the pic — but not for the excuses being circulated. Let this be a lesson… Behaving badly may get you on the covers of celebrity-obsessed mags and tabloids. But Hollywood won’t tolerate your sh-t and shouldn’t.
A thousand amens.
A lot of tabs have been speculating in recent months that Paris Hilton’s been a bit jealous of all her friends who have had babies. Well guess what: They’re probably right. Paris now thinks her stellar record of pet ownership means she’s ready to raise children:
“I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children.”
Take, for example, the time her pet ferret got lost in a dumpster. Kids love garbage!
Or when her kinkajou Baby Luv bit her on the arm, requiring an emergency-room visit. The California Department of Fish and Game also reportedly sent her a warning that kinkajous are illegal to own as pets in that state, so she shipped it off to her place in Las Vegas. There’s nothing a baby loves more than chewing on stuff and Caesar’s Palace.
All of that plus a lost Chihuahua led to her being named “Worst Celebrity Pet Owner” by Hollywood Dog Owner Magazine (circulation: 22) in 2005. She was the runner up the following year — behind Britney Spears — for “treating her dogs like accessories.”
So let’s hope she comes up with some other criteria to determine her readiness for motherhood before she gets knocked up by a Madden brother.
It’s almost Mother’s Day, so Marie Osmond has some choice words for Billy Ray Cyrus about the way he’s raised Miley:
I can only speak for myself, but, for example, the Miley thing — her dad stepped out [of the photo shoot]. My parents never, never left us alone. How do you say no to somebody like Annie [Leibovitz] when you’re a little girl? If your kids are going to be in that kind of business, then you need to make it your business to be there for them.
Deceiver readers might be interested to know that Osmond’s own 16-year-old son Michael checked into rehab in November to receive treatment for undisclosed issues.
Oh, and that was while she was still taping Dancing With the Stars. And she evidently didn’t take time off to tend to her family crisis.
Although with a mother like her, I can’t say I wouldn’t have had a serious drinking problem before I could vote either.
Celebrity screamer and chef (in that order) Gordon Ramsay is worried about his 8-year-old kid’s dirty mouth. When the little lad started coming home and asking “Daddy, what does “F*** you, you dumb c***’ mean?”, Ramsay had a talk with him:
“I had to sit him down and found out that this was coming from the 16-year-olds on the bus who’d decided to teach Jack Ramsay a different swear word every day… I simply told him they were rude words and he wasn’t to use them in front of the girls or his mother.”
How about in front of several f***ing countries? (NSFW, unless you work for this f***ing psychopath)
No, not Saddam Hussein, silly, he’s dead. Even worse: Michael Lohan!
Earlier this week Dina was honored as a “top mom” by something called the Mingling Moms Organization (which is admittedly ridiculous), and Page Six quotes him as saying:
“Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court. She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ‘Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi.”
I’m not sure why they bleeped out “pshaw,” but I do know that Michael Lohan needs to shut up about partying too much. Being a good tipper up in the strip club does not count as good parenting skills. Even if the stripper is your daughter…
Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing a Columbia University student’s prized $11,000 mink coat.
According to the New York Post, Masha Markova’s blonde mink — a present from her grandmother — vanished from the coat bin at a birthday party she attended on January 26. LiLo was also in attendance at the party, held at the 1Oak club in New York.
Two weeks later, the entitled starlet popped up in OK! magazine wearing the stolen fur. Markova called Lohan’s lawyers to complain, and hours later, the coat reappeared on her doorstep.
Reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a dry cleaning and quick patch-up.
Still, she wants answers — and Lohan to own up to swiping her coat.
“I don’t see how it could have been an accident,” Markova said.
Markova and her lawyer stopped short of accusing Lohan of wrongdoing. But they still want her to pay at least $10,000 for the unauthorized, three-week rental.
I guess Lindsay’s “No Fur” button just meant she didn’t have her own yet.
It seems like just about 8 weeks ago that porn star Jenna Jameson was promoting fake leather (called “pleather” — I’m not making that up) for the animal rights group PETA. Oh, wait … it was just 8 weeks ago. So here’s a question: What the heck was she doing on May 1 at London’s Amika nightclub wearing a leather bomber jacket?
And here’s the answer: She was being a big fat slutty phony. PETA bragged in March that Jenna is “a woman of her word and practices what she preaches.” Uh-huh.
What is it with these PETA spokes-drones? They show up and front for some nutty facet of the overall nutty save-the-cows cause, and then go back to their ordinary life (like the rest of us — you know, the massive majority who don’t worship at the altar of tofu and vinyl). Don’t they think someone’s going to notice?
And lest you think it’s a “pleather” jacket she’s wearing, note the “Members Only” tag on the front. No, it’s not retro. The brand is making a comeback. Here’s the very same leather jacket from the Members Only spring 2008 collection.
Still not sure it’s real leather? Here’s a snippet from the press release:
If Jenna announces she’s anti-fur next week, just hold your breath and count to twenty. She’ll turn out to be full of it. They all do.
Hat tip: Deceiver reader Katherine, who pointed us to the photo. Nice going!
Motherhood becomes Nicole Richie — seriously, she’s looking so much better than she used to — but according to Star magazine, she’s itching to get back to her partying ways.
“Nicole is torn between being a mommy and being a party girl,” an insider told the publication. “She wants to go out and have fun, but when she does, she’s like, ‘Uh-oh, Harlow needs me.’”
The dramatic lifestyle change is catching to the new mom, said another source. “Nicole really misses her carefree life. Before Harlow came along, Nicole never had to worry about anything. All she did was party with her friends and go shopping. Now she’s totally overwhelmed by her new responsibility, even though she adores her daughter. Nicole still can’t figure out if she’s happier when she’s home with the baby or hitting the town with her friends!”
Nothing is sadder than when celebrities have kids young and then claim they weren’t ready for the responsibility (paging Britney Spears). It was way less depressing when she called motherhood “beyond amazing” last month — let’s go back to then.
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