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29
Jul

More Non-Newsworthy Rielle Hunter/John Edwards Goodness

Lee Stranahan — author of the #1 most popular story at the Huffington Post right now — has a correction to yesterday’s Deceiver post about the Rielle & Johnny non-scandal scandal. I described Andrew Young, the alleged father of Rielle Hunter’s baby, merely as “an Edwards employee.” But apparently the working relationship was closer than that.

According to Snopes, during the 2004 presidential race, Edwards was involved in a dispute with his neighbors in Raleigh, NC because news crews were damaging their lawns and generally making a nuisance of themselves. (Hey, maybe the news folks are trying to make up for that now by leaving him alone!) In response to this, an essay purporting to be from one of his neighbors, Brian T. Nicholson, detailed Edwards’ various other supposed transgressions, including his tactics as a medical malpractice lawyer, his tax practices, his Senate voting record, his coldness toward his neighbors, and his habit of flipping off passing cars on his morning jogs.

After the essay made its way around the Web, Nicholson said he didn’t write all that. He claimed the piece started off as an e-mail he sent to family and friends, and someone else ended up embellishing it and putting it up on the Internet. Whoever wrote it certainly wasn’t a fan of John Edwards. (The whole essay is at Snopes.)

The Raleigh News & Observer interviewed his neighbors and couldn’t find anybody to back up the essay’s claims of Edwards being a crappy neighbor or a bird-flipper. And according to Snopes again — I really am getting to the point here, honest — contrary to the picture the essay painted of Edwards as a heedless lawn-demolisher, he sent out this note (emphasis mine):

Dear Friends & Neighbors:

As you know, 2003 has gotten off to an exciting start for our family. In light of our recent decision, we know that many of you may also be feeling the effects. We want to apologize for any inconvenience you and your family may have experienced.

Please call our assistant, Andrew Young… if you have any lawn damage from the media traffic. Our personal lawn maintenance company will make any necessary repairs. Thank you for your patience.

Assistant Andrew Young.

So: Young, who was Edwards’ assistant from at least the summer of ‘04 up until about a month before Rielle Hunter moved down to North Carolina in the fall of ‘07, is the father of her baby. And he paid for her mansion in his own gated community, the BMW she was driving, and her medical bills, all out of his own pocket. Oh, and he had Hunter over for dinner with his wife and kids. (Er, his other kids.) These are all things that a family man did for his visibly pregnant mistress.

Could it be that Young was doing all this to… in some way… assist John Edwards? Does Young handle damaged careers as well as damaged lawns? Would it be worth his time, effort, and reputation to take the hit and do a really huge favor for a guy who might be in the White House someday?

It would be irresponsible to speculate without further evidence, apparently.

(Hat tip: Lee Stranahan)

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28
Jul

Yeah, Denise Richards Went There

Back in June when Charlie Sheen declared he was done trashing Denise Richards in the press, I was hopeful that we wouldn’t have to read any more of the former spouses’ dirty laundry. I admit it, I’m naive.

In a new low for the Wild Things actress, she’s accused Sheen of molesting their young daughters. She called for an emergency custody hearing last week where she presented video footage of Sam and Lola, ages 4 and 3, acting “strangely.” The judge dismissed the evidence when Sheen countered with videos of the girls behaving normally at his house.

So why would Richards do such a thing?

Television, baby.

“She came after Charlie because the ratings on her E! reality show ['It's Complicated'] have tanked and they were threatening not to renew,” the source said.

“She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge’s chambers - which wasn’t allowed. It’s ridiculous.”

Denise Richards is the worst kind of bully: the kind who doesn’t stop even after the victim has walked away. The more I hear about this crazy bitch, the more I wonder what kind of drugs Sheen was using when he married her.

28
Jul

Shia LaBeouf Arrested After Drunken Car Crash

Transformers actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested early yesterday morning for drunk driving after he hit another car and rolled his SUV over onto its roof.

His passenger and the other driver were fine, but LaBeouf received “extensive hand surgery” at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Still, his publicist says he’ll be back to work on the set of Transformers 2 within a month.

Maybe it’s just me but it seems like the 22-year-old has a bit of an alcohol problem. He was arrested in November for getting into a security guard’s face at a Walgreens in Chicago.

He didn’t seem too concerned about it, later joking with David Letterman:

“Drinking and driving is one thing, but drinking and shopping … it’s just as bad.”

Seems to me that drinking is the common denominator here, Shia. Look into it.

25
Jul

Elizabeth Berkley to Make MTV Self-Esteem Show for Girls

Saved by the Bell actress Elizabeth Berkley is in talks to create a show on MTV based on Ask-Elizabeth, her empowerment program for teen girls. She’ll host workshops worldwide to build self-esteem among girls:

Amy Bailey, vice president of development in the department, said Berkley approached MTV with the idea.

“She does these workshops around the country with teen girls and gets them to really open up about their issues, like self-esteem and body issues,” Bailey said. “We had been looking for a program that tackled the same issues, so it seemed like a perfect match.”

The website is very… pink.

OK, rah-rah girl power and all that, but is Berkley really the best role model they could find? Especially after the whole Showgirls fiasco, which cursedly was before the interwebs because otherwise I’d be posting a YouTube clip here.

In related news, Screech is writing a tell-all book called Behind the Bell that promises the deets on “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying.”

Admit it, the first two people who came to mind were Berkley and Mario Lopez. You just know they were into some kinky stuff. It’s due out next year and a surefire bestseller, so we’ll be sure to give you a full book report.

24
Jul

50 Cent vs. Taco Bell: Get Rich or Diet Ruined

Last month, Taco Bell tried to launch what they thought was a funny, low-cost ad campaign:

50 Cent has been asked to change his name to 79 Cent by a fast food chain.

The ‘In Da Club’ rapper was challenged by Taco Bell to consider calling himself 79, 89 or 99 Cent to promote the restaurant’s new value menu. Taco Bell have promised to donate $10,000 to a charity of the rapper’s choice if he also agrees to stop at one of their outlets and rap his order at the drive-thru…

Taco Bell President and CEO Greg Creed said in a letter to the singer: “We know that you adopted the name 50 Cent years ago as a metaphor for change. We at Taco Bell are also huge advocates for change. We encourage you to ‘Think Outside the Bun’ and hope you accept our offer.”

Okay, maybe the boss of Taco Bell isn’t as funny as he thinks he is. So sue him! Whoops, that’s exactly what’s happening. The roided-out rapper is taking the chain’s chalupa-chucking butts to court:

50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, accuses the Mexican-style fast food chain of “diluting the value of his good name” and employing a guerrilla advertising campaign to fool consumers into thinking he had endorsed the chain, said the lawsuit, filed in Manhattan federal court.

“Without seeking or obtaining Jackson’s authorization, defendant Taco Bell made him the star and focus of its nation-wide advertising campaign by using his name, persona and trademark to promote Taco Bell’s business and products,” court papers said.

I guess he’s in the right, but he’s got a lot of nerve complaining that they’re besmirching his “good name.” The former crack dealer who first became noted in the music industry for his uncanny ability to withstand gunshot wounds is worried about a fast-food joint making him look bad? Yeah, the steroid allegations, the lyrics about bitches and hoes, and the complete lack of flow really impressed me, but then I heard Fitty might be shilling for Taco Bell

Compare and contrast this to a similar stunt Dr. Pepper pulled last March. They offered to give out a free can to everybody in the U.S. on the day Guns N’ Roses long-awaited Chinese Democracy album finally comes out. Everybody in the U.S., that is, except former GNR guitarists Slash and Buckethead. Funny idea, right? It’s probably what inspired Taco Bell’s attempt. And this was Axl’s response:

“We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr. Pepper with our album Chinese Democracy, as for us, this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead’s performances are on our album, I’ll share my Dr. Pepper with him.”

Dear 50 Cent: When you’re more litigious and self-serious than Axl freaking Rose

24
Jul

Hulk Hogan Slams, Emulates His Ex-Wife

It’s been a while since we’ve reported on Hulk Hogan and the pile of dung that is his family.

But the Hulkster recently opened up about his estranged wife Linda and gave some tremendous insight into why they are the way they are:

Hogan calls Linda a negative force and a brow beater. Plus, he says, her new 19-year-old boyfriend is a disgrace, one that is destroying her relationship with daughter Brooke, who is currently not speaking to her mother.

“It’s such a weird scenario, a 50-year-old woman dating a 19-year-old boy. None of us understand it. It’s really off the wall.”

I guess it’s substantially different for Brooke to watch her father date her lookalike. Or, you know, have him inappropriately rub lotion on her ass. In public.

Father knows best indeed.

23
Jul

Sherri Shepard Should Learn the Words ‘Off the Record’

Sherri Shepard, one of the harpies on The View, had a field day during her interview with Precious Times, a magazine for black Christian women.

She talked about her wild lifestyle before converting to Christianity:

“I was in a very abusive relations. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions that I would like to count. I have very low self esteem and just wanted to die.â€

Then she found Jeebus, who qualified her to say this:

“Oh, sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Myers would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved. I ask the Lord ‘Why am I here?’ I have to trust God when he says ‘Because I said so.’â€

She… wants to exorcise Barbara Walters? AKA her Jewish/agnostic boss?

I know you can’t fire someone for being Christian, but what about when they call you the Devil in print?

(Sherri is pictured here with the Chippendales in Vegas last month. You can tell they’re religious because that one guy has a cross tat. Hell, maybe he could help even me find god!)

22
Jul

John Edwards Is in Rielle Trouble

Way back in December we ran a couple of items about a woman named Rielle Hunter, who was alleged to have had an affair and a baby with John Edwards. (The “I talk about two Americas” guy, not the “I talk to your dead relatives” guy.) The story broke in the National Enquirer, which caused many people to dismiss it. This, despite the fact that the Enquirer has legitimately broken a lot of stories in the past, including Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy at 16, Monica Lewinski’s infamous blue dress, Rush Limbaugh’s fondness for pills, Dog the Bounty Hunter’s “n-word” tape, and many others. They may be sleazemongers, but that doesn’t mean they’re always wrong.

And if their latest Edwards/Hunter story is true, boy oh boy:

Vice Presidential candidate Sen. John Edwards was caught visiting his mistress and secret love child at 2:40 this morning in a Los Angeles hotel by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

The married ex-senator from North Carolina — whose wife Elizabeth continues to battle cancer — met with his mistress, blonde divorcée Rielle Hunter, at the Beverly Hilton on Monday night, July 21 — and the NATIONAL ENQUIRER was there! He didn’t leave until early the next morning.

Again, just in case you missed it, this is from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Oh, and this part is just perfect:

Rielle had driven to Los Angeles from Santa Barbara with a male friend for the rendezvous with Edwards. The former senator attended a press event Monday afternoon with L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa on the topic of how to combat homelessness.

Here’s a great way to keep from being homeless: Get knocked up by a millionaire with presidential aspirations. He’ll make sure you’ve got a roof over your head and all your bills are paid, as long as you keep your mouth shut.

Read the whole story. I don’t know if it’s funny or sad, so I’m gonna say both. If Edwards spent half as much time covering his tracks as he does on his hair, he might not have gotten caught. Say hi to Gary Hart, John…

21
Jul

Khloe’s Klink Kicked Her Out to Kounteract Konceivability of Kaboom

Akkording to Us Weekly, the third-kuddliest Kardashian kutie (not kounting their dad Robert) is now klaiming… ahem, claiming that she was released from jail after just three hours because:

“As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday.

“A warden came down to see me and said, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here… There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’

“They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.”

I honestly don’t care whether she gets the death penalty or a presidential pardon for all future crimes. I just like making fun of her dumb name. You gotta give me points for honesty, at least.

Update: TMZ says Khloe is a konfabulator!

18
Jul

Khloe’s Konvict Krisis Sure Was Kwick

Celebrity scofflaw Khloe Kardashian, sister of Kim and daughter of Robert, just spent a whole 3 hours in jail for violating probation related to a DUI. It was originally 30 days, which got knocked down to 3 days. She would’ve tried for 3 minutes, but that wouldn’t even be enough time for her entourage to get in and out of the place. Let’s hear it for taking responsibility.

BTW, Khloe prepared for her grueling incarceration by getting a way-tuff jailhouse tat!

She thought this would guarantee her protection by one of the prison gangs, but she forgot the last “K.”




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