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09
Oct

Mischa Barton of All People Slams Victoria Beckham’s Style

I’m not sure this even warrants a disclosure, but I was a major fan of The O.C. As crazy as it sounds, it’s more or less the reason I moved to Southern California. Seriously.

And I even liked Marissa and her pretty, pretty hair (not to mention her awesome mother, Julie Cooper Nichol Cooper Roberts Atwood).

So this is not the point of the post. The point is that Mischa Barton of Marissa infamy has absolutely no idea how to dress herself. Her fashion sense is basically comedy. She even deserved her own section on Go Fug Yourself and secured a big feature in the accompanying book, The Fug Awards. Unfortunately she lost out in the Most Inexplicable Style Icon category to Chloë Sevigny.

Which brings me to Mischa’s criticism of Victoria Beckham:

“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish.

“I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all.”

The former OC star added: “I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

Coming from someone who routinely dresses like a hobo, I hope Posh doesn’t give this much credence. You can dance to the beat of your own sartorial drummer but please don’t turn it into a mosh pit.

08
Oct

Déjà Vu: Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again Already?

Hoo boy. The National Enquirer, whose Which Celebrity Is Knocked Up Now? bureau tends to be dead-on with their reporting, has an exclusive that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again.

Sources say she’s eight weeks along — just three months after giving birth in June. Take it away, TNE:

The unplanned pregnancy came as a shock to Jamie Lynn, who’d been breast-feeding her infant daughter Maddie Briann, insiders say.

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

Her mother Lynne was livid when she found out, divulged an insider.

Meanwhile, insiders say that those close to Jamie Lynn are urging her to abort!

“They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster,” said the close source.

Sex education, people! But this seems to be a reversal from those halcyon “being a mom is the best feeling in the world!” days. Such a great feeling, she’s ready to do it again!

07
Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s GF Pays Perez Hilton’s Legal Fees

Ugh, some people get away with murder. Or at least with mudslinging.

Last year, Samantha Ronson sued trash blogger Perez Hilton after he posted that she gave Lindsay Lohan cocaine the night LiLo was popped for a DUI. Ronson was seeking damages for the defamatory gossip.

But no. A judge ordered her to pay Hilton’s legal fees, which she did this week — to the tune of $87,000. Ouch.

That seems excessively punitive given that there’s no way Perez could have known whose cocaine it was when Lindsay was stopped. And likely, it was defamation — he’s made a hobby of slamming Ronson and Lohan. (I’m not even going to comment on the hypocrisy of his gay bashing, but I hope his good friend Paris is paying him enough for him to sleep at night.)

Not to mention it seems so petty given Perez’s penchant for dragging people into court over some bullshiz. If I were SamRo, I’d want to make sure my money wasn’t funding any of his other legal escapades.

06
Oct

Miley Cyrus Hosts ‘Birthday Party’ at Disneyland

Celebritology wrote an article that left my cold, black heart feeling kind of guilty for being hard on Miley Cyrus over the past few months. To wit:

I felt a little verklempt when I read about Miley’s 16th birthday bash at, of course, Disneyland. Because not content to let this girl — excuse me, I mean child — celebrate this milestone with a modicum of privacy, she was instead costumed, handed a mike and pushed on stage to perform four songs to an audience of paying ticket-holders.

“Miley is really hard to surprise,” dad Billy Ray Cyrus told the Associated Press. I’m sure that’s true, especially when the guest of honor is tasked with making good on those $250 tickets.

It goes on to analyze how Miley isn’t really living the life of a teenager. “That’s just my personality. I don’t get shaken or stirred up over anything. Which can be a problem sometimes. I’m just, like, so no emotions,” she said in that infamous Vanity Fair profile.

But I keep coming back to that Billy Ray Cyrus quote. “Miley is really hard to surprise.” So does that mean the event for which Disney charged $250 a head was supposed to be a surprise party, albeit one where she was contractually obligated to provide the entertainment? When does she just get to be a girl?

Btw, her real birthday isn’t until November 23 (which you’d hope her dad would know). I just can’t help but get the impression that Billy Ray is standing behind the curtain, whispering “dance, monkey, dance!” whenever Miley goes on stage.

03
Oct

God, Not These A-Holes Again

Hills d-bags Spencer and Heidi volunteered at Taco Bell yesterday in Los Angeles to raise money for world hunger.

Taco Bell donated $10,000 in their names to the World Food Programme at the event. Spencer and Heidi themselves donated nothing, which is really not that surprising. Just shameful is all.

But it kills me that these classless asses feel the best way to raise awareness about world hunger is to stuff their stupid faces with food. As if to say, “Suck it, third-world poor people! Scrounge together 99¢ and buy your own Chalupa.”

God, I didn’t think I could hate them any more than I did.

02
Oct

Crazed Tab Reporter Set Up Heather Locklear for DUI

This is as nutty a story as it gets. Even for Hollywood.

So Heather Locklear was popped last week for driving under the influence, and curiously enough, the paps were right there to catch the event on tape.

Someone smelled a rat though, and it turns out a crazed former Us Weekly writer has been stalking Locklear since forever. Jill Ishkanian allegedly hacked into her former employer’s celebrity-tracking database (I know, I want one too!), followed Locklear in her car, then called 911 to report suspicious driving.

When the cops showed up, Ishkanian took photos of the arrest, photos she then sold for $27,500 to TMZ.com.

Except Locklear wasn’t drunk. Eyewitnesses who saw her minutes before her arrest said she did not appear intoxicated in the slightest.

The toxicology report hasn’t been released yet but we’re predicting a fail for Ishkanian.

30
Sep

James Cameron Had Nothing to Do With New Terminator Flick

Movie director McG, who is most famous for bringing Charlie’s Angels back to the big screen and The O.C. to TV, is currently directing the fourth movie in the Terminator franchise.

And to reassure everyone that he is capable of filling the big shoes belonging to James Cameron, who developed the idea and directed the first and second movies, he’s basically been telling everyone “oh yeah, I definitely got the O.K. from the J.C.” I like how in that clip McG calls him “Jim,” like they’re so tight.

Er, not so much. From James Cameron himself:

It could be a big steaming pile or it could be brilliant. Sam Worthington is in the Avatar and the new Terminator and he likes the script, but I never saw it. There was no blessing involved.

As if McG couldn’t look like more of a poseur.

26
Sep

Hayden Panettiere’s Dad Charged With Misdemeanor Battery

Heroes star and dolphin crusader/leather handbag designer Hayden Panettiere’s father was charged with misdemeanor battery yesterday, following his drunken assault on his wife.

Alan Panettiere faces up to a year in a Los Angeles County jail if convicted. He was arrested on Aug. 11 on suspicion of striking his wife, Lesley.

At the time, a sheriff’s spokesman said Panettiere was accused of hitting his wife three times with an open hand. The 49-year-old was later released on $50,000 bail after the arrest. His arraignment will be held in October at a Beverly Hills courthouse.

Jail records did not indicate an attorney for Panettiere.

First of all, how odd is it that Hayden hasn’t ponied up for a lawyer for good ol’ Dad.

Unless maybe she no longer believes her dad beating up her mom was “absolutely nothing.” Which, duh.

25
Sep

T.I.’s Baby Mama Wins More Child Support

A judge has ordered rapper T.I. to pay the mother of his first two children more money in child support.

Lashon Dixon was previously receiving $2,000 a month for the two boys, ages 7 and 8, but because of the court order she will now get more than $3,000 a month.

A few weeks ago, I would have thought this was justice. What I didn’t realize at the time was that T.I. was already paying for the kids’ private school tuition, medical bills, and extracurricular activities, including acting lessons, summer camp, football, baseball, and basketball. And Dixon apparently doesn’t have a job and doesn’t feel the need to get one. Because of the child support and all.

Her lawyer said that his client is dissatisfied with the amount but “every little bit helps. She was just getting by with the children.”

Hmm, maybe if she had income that didn’t rely solely on a failed relationship with a guy who happened to strike it rich, it would improve her finances. What a crazy thought.

24
Sep

Lynne Spears Calls Public Treatment of Sarah Palin ‘Hypocritical’

I’m certainly no Lynne Spears apologist, but when she’s right, she’s right.

From a new interview with Newsweek:

You and Jamie Lynn got some negative press when she got pregnant so young. But more recently, 17-year-old Bristol Palin, and her mother, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate, found themselves in a similar situation. And the public reaction has been different.

It’s a totally different reaction. It’s as if [Sarah Palin] became celebrated. I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn—you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.

Woman has a point. But I’m willing to wager that without a Jamie Lynn Spears gobbling up the headlines and tabloid covers last winter, the knocking up of Bristol Palin wouldn’t have gone over nearly so well. (Not that it went over perfectly smoothly, but the general reaction I witnessed seemed to be more along the lines of “oh, another pregnant teen in the spotlight,” instead of the collective disgust and horror that JLS endured.)

I disagree with all the media critics who said JLS glamorized teen pregnancy by talking about all the fun, cool parts of being a mommy, but she may well have legitimized it.

And of course, the Palins had the added benefit of some very media-savvy PR gurus masterminding the whole press rollout. Something that even Britney Spears bucks couldn’t buy.




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