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08
Feb

James Cameron Needs Your Money Help!

Let’s call it a mixed week for James Cameron.

True, Avatar swept up nine Academy Award nominations including Best Art Direction, Best Cinematography, Best Directing, Best Film Editing, Best Original Score, Best Picture, Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Mixing, and Best Visual Effects.

But it was also ousted from the top spot at the box office over the weekend by Nicholas Sparks’ Dear John, a schmaltzy, uninspired excuse of a rom-com starring Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried. (Who? Exactly.)

Most critics attribute this surprise takeover to Tatum’s chiseled abs. (Queue quiet snickering, finger pointing, etc.)

No, but seriously, back to the Oscar nominations thing. Along with the Academy’s totally hue-ist snubbing of so many blue-tinted virtuoso performances, there was one category that seemed conspicuously absent from the above list: Best Adapted Screenplay.

Now obviously I’m not the only one who noticed some major similarities between Avatar’s clichéd, paper-thin plot and a handful of other films/stories including (but not limited to) Fern Gully, Pocahontas, Halo, and of course Costner’s 1990 tatonka-and-loin-cloth epic, Dances With Wolves.

But now Ecorazzi is reporting:

[T]he entertainment website Heavy.com is making a case for the uncanny resemblances between James Cameron’s Avatar and a comic book series titled Firekind.

Firekind ran weekly in 2000 AD, a British science fiction comic anthology best known for its Judge Dredd stories. Created by John Smith and Paul Marshall, the comic series features a human botanist named Hendrick Larsen who travels to Gennyo-Leil, a jungle alien world with a toxic atmosphere, large dragons, blue-skinned natives, and floating rocks.

Heavy charted a table of comparison and described the plot similarities noting that, “If you were to sell Firekind or any kind of fire today, you’d be told it was a rip-off of Avatar – even though it predates the earliest 1994 ‘scriptments’ of Avatar by a year.”

Hmmmm. Fascinating.

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08
Feb

Jessica Alba Horrified at Superfan’s Plastic Surgery Request

Jessica Alba’s biggest fan in the world is set to undergo (pro bono!) plastic surgery in China to make her look more like the starlet so she can win back her ex-boyfriend, who is similarly obsessed with Jessica Alba.

To her credit, Jessica was freaked by the news, offering this consolation:

“I think you should never have to change yourself like that,” actress Alba said. “If somebody loves you, they’ll love you no matter what.”

A noble sentiment, but a marked departure from Jessica Alba’s previous stand on plastic surgery. First off, here’s what she had to say about nipping and tucking in 2007:

“As an actress, you express emotion with your face and if you have plastic surgery, you lose that spark.”

I’m interrupting this quote to say that I’ve never before noticed that Jessica Alba acts with her face. Um, anyway:

“I’m not going to say never for sure, though,” she told Elle Magazine in a recent interview.

The Fantastic Four starlet says that she may have work done if she has excess wear on her tummy as a result of pregnancy.  “I don’t know if, for example, having babies will stretch my stomach beyond what is acceptable,” she said.

Because if you bear someone’s child, they won’t love you anymore unless you have an “acceptable” stomach? Sad.

And second, in my inexpert opinion, those are not her original boobs. They can’t be, right?

Postscript to Jessica Alba’s biggest fan: Heidi Montag tells People “I’m not in a great place right now” but also “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life” following her buttload of plastic surgeries in November. Food for thought — sometimes this stuff turns you into a crazy person.

04
Feb

Followup: It wasn’t Dragons After All!

You might think I’m following the Brittany Murphy story a little too closely, but no one ever complained about that back in the salad days of Simon Scowl and John Edwards. I’m just sayin’.

I was fascinated with the idea that a sexy, young Hollywood starlet type could fall for a schlubby, unkempt, unshaven type. Especially one who would defend her against the scurrilous, absolutely untrue allegations that her purse was a portable pharmacy.

Not me of course. I wear a monocle and top hat for breakfast. More for you, really.And my purse is a portable — well, never mind.

Admit it: some of you laughed when I suggested it might not have been a dragon attack that killed her.

Surprise!

The L.A. County coroner’s office says actress Brittany Murphy died of pneumonia complicated by an iron deficiency ( Ed.-I guess she never stood at the business end of my rifle), anemia and multiple drug intoxication.

Coroner officials said Murphy had gone into sudden cardiac arrest because of “drug intake,” and the Dec. 20 death was classified as an accident. They said an autopsy report would be available in two weeks.

It really is all very sad. But let this be a lesson to you. Next time some beefy, sexy, and unshaven Lothario offers you unconditional love if you’ll just let him have a credit card and your bank account number, don’t give it to him.

I wouldn’t. Not again.

04
Feb

Johnny Depp’s School Of Disembodied Politics

Like Johnny Depp, I am a big fan of beatific scoundrels. From the beat revelations of Jack Kerouac to Arthur Rimbaud’s visionary verse — these guys had something figured out. Oh yeah, and they were drunks, deadbeats and all-around a-holes.

But when I read Big Sur, I began to understand how (in very special circumstances) a man can be at once both depraved and utterly, utterly pure. Yeah, man…I can dig it.

Unlike Depp, however, I can not “dig” Che Guevara. And I have no kind words for Roman Polanski either. (Mad props for me?)

Kerouac and Rimbaud were morally repugnant in many ways, to be sure, but they stopped short of mass murder and child rape.

Depp, apparently, doesn’t discriminate.

On the cover of this month’s GQ magazine, Depp (evidently one of the “25 Most Stylish Men in the World” this year) can be seen — shirtless — proudly sporting his trademark Che pendant.

Never mind that even as Johnny flaunts his rebellious lifestyle on the pages of an American magazine, Venezuelan youth — many of whom must also view On The Road as their bible — are being bludgeoned into submission by Chavez’ police squads. All in the name of “Misión Che Guevara.”

Over at Big Journalism, Humberto Fontova explains that what might appear ironic — especially to all the counter-culture Hollywood douches who frequently sport Che’s likeness on their tees and pendants — is actually quite fitting:

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04
Feb

Twilight Actor Insults Co-Star Taylor Lautner for Valentine’s Day

How I love Twitter feuds.

Twilight actor Alex Meraz, who plays buff wolf pack member Paul (on the far left), razzed his co-star Taylor Lautner (who plays the even-buffer Jacob, second from right) for appearing in the schmaltzy Valentine’s Day ensemble cast romantic comedy that’s coming out next week.

Last night, Meraz posted on Twitter:

Sorry Taylor but the movie “valentines day” looks lame and desperate it cries out”look we have all the biggest starz in 1movie pleez watch!”
about 12 hours ago from web

And then:

P.S. it has nothing to do with the talented actors in the movie I just don’t like the producer & Directors “get rich quick skeem” nuff said
about 12 hours ago from web

Oh, I’m sorry Twilight actor Alex Meraz. Did you have a career before Twilight or something? I must have missed it. And thanks to the producers and directors and casting agents of that $485 million vampires-and-humans-in-love movie franchise, you’re now famous enough that you sometimes brag about having to wear disguises in public to ward off obsessed fans.

I never knew that sour grapes were part of the wolf diet.

03
Feb

Simon Monjack, Let Me Introduce You To “Reality”

Quick update on Simon Monjack.

TMZ sez:

Brittany Murphy’s husband has suddenly called off the fundraising party he was throwing in her honor tomorrow night — but the man who pulled the plug isn’t saying why …

[G]uests for the event received the following email from someone at the Brittany Murphy Foundation, “So sorry but the memorial has been canceled due to an illness in the family.”

We spoke with Rabbi David Baron, who was supposed to conduct the memorial, who told us when the call came in, the person who canceled never gave a reason.

I guess the timing clashed with the triathalon he was planning to compete in.

(I totally swiped this picture from The Superficial, but that guy already f-cking hates me. Hahahahahaha. He’s a spaz anyway.)

03
Feb

Who is Simon Monjack? And Why is He Richer Than Me?

Brittany Murphy was the late “Clueless” actress,  and … well, I guess she was in other movies too. Wanna know what they were? Call Roger Ebert.

Anyway, Brittany died of cardiac arrest on December 20, caused by one of the following:

  1. a drug overdose
  2. a dragon attack
  3. old age

She was 32 years old, so I guess we can probably narrow that down to two choices.

And, oh yeah: The autopsy’s done! I guess it takes six to eight weeks to come up with a medical term for a crap-load of drugs. Allegedly. We’ll probably know the official result on some spring afternoon when her husband’s publicist decides to bury it in the Good Friday news cycle.

Brittany’s husband, er, widower has denied she had a drug problem. (Surely that’s why he initially refused to let the coronoer perform an autopsy …)

Simon Monjack is what I think David Lee Roth would look like if he became a warehouse worker instead of a gigolo. He told the Today show:

Let’s set the record straight once and for all – Brittany was not taking any medication for her mood, for anorexia. It’s utterly ridiculous that these rumors have perpetuated.

Monjack added that the star only took painkillers for about 5 days a month for menstrual pains and mood swings. Thank God he’s here to help sort it all out.

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31
Jan

Duplicity: A Love Story

Ayup. The beloved paunchy populist, rotund righter of government and corporate wrongs, Mr. Michael Moore has stepped in it big time. I’m guessing at this point he probably has a whole room in both his Torch Lake mansion and $1.2 million dollar New York apartment dedicated solely to cleaning the bullcrap off his boots. But I digress…

So what’d he do this time? Oh, just made a film called “Capitalism: A Love Story” (the one that criticized government handouts to big business), and then turned around & snagged Michigan tax credits to help cover the costs incurred by his very own big-business production company.

The Midland, MI-based Mackinac Center for Public Policy reports:

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Michael, Michael, Michael. Railing against big corporations for taking money out of American taxpayers’ pockets while, you know, taking money out of taxpayers’ pockets? And not just any taxpayers. The utterly cash-strapped taxpayers of your home state. Aw man, that’s just low.

Hey, any of you Michiganders out there up for a road trip? I’ve got some empty money bags right here.

Whaddya say, Michael? Don’t you think these folks should get their money back?

26
Jan

Hitler was an Easy Scapegoat, and Other Peace-Building Oliver Stone Tales

A note from your friendly Oversneer: Long-time Deceiver reader “Pastafarian” has once again scooped our regular bloggers. (Here’s his first piece.) If you’d like to try your hand at hypocrite-hunting, drop me an e-mail me at oversneer@gmail.com.

Oscar winning whack-job, conspiracy theorist, and (probably) 9-11 truther Oliver Stone was in Bangkok to visit your sister, and to give a lecture to high school students on the role of film in peace-building. Peace-building. His visit was organized by the Vienna-based International Peace Foundation.

Eventually, after they served the quiche, talk came around to a new 10-part documentary Stone is working on called “The Secret History of the United States.”

“Hitler is a monster. There is no question,” said Stone. “I have no empathy for Hitler at all. He was a crazy psychopath … But like Frankenstein was a monster, there was a Dr. Frankenstein. He is a product of his era.”

Oh, but wait. It gets better…

Stone said the German dictator was “enabled by Western bankers” and managed to “seduce” Germany’s military industrial complex.

PEACE BUILDING! (Chancellor Merkel, that’s Bibi Netanyahu on line nf.)
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26
Jan

Sure, Jessica Biel Is Real. Real Annoying.

Jessica Biel’s career has gone nowheresville for a few years now, but it’s still kind of amusing for her cover story for February’s Vogue to harp on it so. Or in other words, in interviewer Jonathan Van Meter’s summary of her résumé:

“[I]ll-conceived remake of famous horror film; tragic Bret Easton Ellis adaptation; even more tragic Kim Basinger vehicle; meaningless third installment of Blade franchise; terrible movie; terrible movie … The Illusionist!”

Not only that but she has an excuse for why she’s more famous for being Justin Timberlake’s (former?) girlfriend than for acting:

The ‘Illusionist’ star – who is dogged by rumours that her relationship with Justin Timberlake is in trouble – believes she is too grounded and leads too much of a normal life for people to have a high professional opinion of her.

She said: “I might just be way too boring to ever be a really great actress.”

Vogue’s cover dubs her “The Refreshingly Real Jessica Biel,” but this is simply a new approach to her endless complaining about not getting good work. Remember last year when she explained her lack of success thus?

“I just want an opportunity,” she states in Allure’s June issue. “If you don’t like the audition, then don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful.” Find out what else Jessica has to say about her looks, marriage, and living life under a microscope.

Is being too good-looking really a problem for an actress?

“Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt.”

Too beautiful and talented, yet too grounded and real — Jessica Biel has a whole host of problems. Let’s all feel bad for her.




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