I’m all for women’s lib and the sexual revolution and all that. But to be honest, Kate Hudson gets on my last nerve.

Gotta face it, girlfriend is basically the female version of John Mayer. She started with Chris Robinson, the guy from the Black Crowes who she married. Then they divorced last year, and she immediately said she was ready to get back out there.

And boy was she ever. First there was Owen Wilson, who attempted suicide after their breakup. Then she lived with Dax Shepard for a while before she moved on to Heath Ledger for a few weeks, until hooking up with Wilson again this spring.

Hot on the trails of that romance came Lance Armstrong and their highly publicized three-month whirlwind whatever. That fizzled in July, and literally two days later, she was frolicking with hockey player Eric Lindros in Hawaii. And now, as she tells W magazine, it’s been a month so it’s back to Chris Robinson again.

And that recaps a year in the dating life of Kate Hudson. All of that would be fine and dandy except that Kate is a mom to four-year-old son (yes, son) Ryder. From that same W interview:

It’s son Ryder, 4, who’s the real love of her life. A young mom, Kate doesn’t regret choosing him over Young Hollywood nightlife.

“Am I gonna look back and say, ‘God, I wish I could have gone to that… that… concert?’” she said. “I’d rather be listening to my son sing songs. I’d rather be watching him sleep.”

So how genuine can this be? I just can’t help but think this is not the way to do the single-mom dating thing. It’s got to be confusing for Ryder when mommy is living with daddy but boning absolutely everyone else in showbiz.

Sincerely pissed that her dad was running his mouth to the media (…again), Lindsay Lohan went on Access Hollywood to shut him down:

Lindsay says she’s tired of Michael publicly commenting on her mom Dina, sister Ali, and friend Samantha Ronson, and finds it unfortunate that he turns to the media to get attention.

“He’s out of control,” she told Access from the set of “Ugly Betty,” where she’s filming several guest appearances for the ABC show’s third season.

“I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love,” she said.

I’m no LiLo fan but she’s right on the money with this one. Also armed with an opinion about this creep of a father is Sam Ronson, the object of his scorn. From her MySpace blog (which, capitalization and punctuation aside, is significantly more coherent than certain other celebrity blogs):

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Oh snap. Lesbians: 1. Born-again deadbeat dads: 0.