The unhinged uniped is dealing with the return of some old allegations:

Former prostitute Denise Hewitt has claimed that Heather Mills was paid £10,000 a night to work as a high-class escort.

Hewitt revealed on the Channel 4 documentary Heather Mills: What Really Happened that the animal rights activist performed lesbian sex for cash during the ’80s…

Mills repeatedly denied rumours that she worked as a prostitute and claimed the reports were part of an ongoing smear campaign by the media.

Hewitt also claims that Mills told Paul McCartney she would leave him if he didn’t marry her. The road not taken, eh, Paul? And when his back was turned:

[Hewitt] said Heather had made disparaging remarks about her future husband’s age, saying: “Well look at me, I’m marrying an old man with bigger tits than me.”

And twice as many toes.

Ever since that mean ol’ Beatle stiffed her out of her hard-earned cash, leaving her without nearly enough money to raise their daughter Beatrice, Mills has been looking for someplace, anyplace to keep the rain off their poor little heads. With nowhere else to turn, this plucky single mother has been searching in the poverty-stricken One Jackson Square complex in Greenwich Village. Truly a grim flophouse, a last resort for the desperate and downtrodden.

Here’s a look at one such hovel, if you can bear to gaze upon such squalor:

Can you imagine trying to raise a child in such a place?

Seriously, though, just look at those hardwood floors. I’d hate to live in the apartment downstairs. Day and night: “…step CLOMP step CLOMP step CLOMP…”

P.S. She can’t even afford a decent disguise!