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Lindsay Lohan’s handlers have their undies in a bunch over an ad in this morning’s USA Today. So, naturally, TMZ’s writers have their own panties in a twist over it too.
A restaurant trade group is targeting LiLo because apparently she’s the perfect poster-brat for why some people (Exhibit A: spoiled repeat-DUI drunks) should probably have to blow into a plastic tube to start their cars, but the rest of us who just have a beer at a ball game shouldn’t have to deal with the mandatory hassle. At least I think that’s their point.
Here’s what Lindsay’s spokes-Hobbit told TMZ:
“Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives.”
The last time I checked, she started wearing one of those alcohol-sniffing ankle bracelets last July 13 — but never had a breathalyzer installed in her car. And US magazine recalls that the ankle monitor only lasted 11 days before LiLo got another DUI (July 24).
So maybe she is a great example of someone who needs to prove her sobriety — ahem, I say again, her sobriety — every time she turns the key. But if she “fully endorses” the devices, where the heck is hers? I bet it’s in storage along with her anti-DUI public-service announcement.
Can you spot the breathalyzer? Me neither.
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