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19
Mar

Vampire Hottie Kellan Lutz Helps PETA Kill Help Dogs

Twilight star/underwear model Kellan Lutz has teamed up with PETA in support of their “Adopt, Don’t Buy” campaign.

The ad copy reads:

“Buying Animals Is Killing Animals. Save a Homeless Dog or Cat—Always Adopt and Never Buy.”

And in other news, the death toll at PETA shelters in 2009 was 2,301.

Ahem.

Something is fishy here. Oh, excuse me, I mean something is “sea-kitten-y” here.

AOL News reports:

In 2009, PETA euthanized 2,301 dogs and cats — 97 percent of those brought in — and adopted only eight, according to Virginia state figures. And the rate of these killings has been increasing. From 2004 to 2008, euthanasia at PETA increased by 10 percent.

The numbers are remarkable in contrast to nearby shelters. In the same town, the Norfolk City Pound euthanized 54.7 percent of its dogs and cats in 2009. In 2008, the most recent year on record, the Norfolk SPCA found homes for 86 percent of its dogs and cats and euthanized only 5.3 percent.

By its own admission, PETA isn’t even interested in finding animals homes. Why not? Because sometime between when they get picked up as strays and the time they find a loving home, they may have to live in a cage. You know, just like a PETA intern.

Oh the horror!

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17
Mar

Miley Cyrus Tells Blog to Tell Her Fans to Get Off the Internet

These new Miley Cyrus quotes barely need the requisite hypocritical context from me:

“I was kind of, like, tired of telling everyone what I’m doing,” Cyrus told Movieline. “I hate when I read things and celebrities are complaining like, ‘I have no personal life.’ I’m like, well that’s because you write everything that you’re doing.” …

“I’m telling kids, don’t go on the internet, it’s dangerous, it’s not fun, it wastes your life, and you should be outside playing sports or something.”

Love that she is telling all this to Movieline.com. Not a print publication, you idiot.

Also, lame home videos on YouTube count as the internet. Just thought her hamster brain might require the clarification.

09
Mar

Miley Cyrus Is Totes Deeper Than You

Miley Cyrus’s ego must have recently hit a growth spurt. Otherwise I can’t explain this:

While filming The Last Song on Georgia’s Tybee Island last year, Miley Cyrus couldn’t help but fall for her costar Liam Hemsworth. (On the Oscars red carpet Sunday, Cyrus, 17, confirmed that she and Hemsworth, 19, are dating and that “maybe” she’s in love.)

“He definitely showed chivalry,” she tells Teen Vogue. “I remember him opening the door for the director and I was like, Wow.”

“Working with Miley was a alot easier than I thought it was going to be,” Hemsworth admits to the magazine. “From the first time we [met], It was like I had known her before.”

His famous girlfriend adds, “I think we’re both deeper than normal people–what they think and how they feel.”

So, fellow normal people, what do we have to say about that? Shall we remind her about how she was so excited to be back in Nashville last year for the Hannah Montana movie, because she needed to get in touch with her roots?

The 16-year-old actress and singer reconnected with her Southern roots for the filming of “Hannah Montana: The Movie.” Traveling to Tennessee to shoot the movie, Cyrus said, helped keep her grounded.

“It actually gave me time to relax, and it was when my career was just starting to take off … when I was just starting to travel,” Cyrus said. “It was at a time when I needed to go back home and it couldn’t have been more of a perfect time.”

And finally, how many more movies are going to be made based on Nicholas Sparks novels? I know The Notebook was a huge sleeper hit, but we were just subjected to that other one a month ago and there’s only so much schlock I can take in a year.

19
Feb

Miley Cyrus’s Tricky Trade-In

I’ve got to hand it to Miley. If you’re going trade your petrol-sipping Prius for a big, beautiful, burly SUV, it’s a pretty brilliant move to blame the decision on the one critter in the Cyrus family who is beyond all reproach: the dog. Yeah, apparently he’s getting too big for the petite Prius.

What a pity.

Of course, Miss “Eco-Anthem” Cyrus didn’t completely give up on saving the planet with her new purchase. Her new mega-Mercedes is, after all, a hybrid. One that gets about half the gas mileage of her puny Prius, and only about 5 mpg more than that Porsche Cayenne she ditched back in 2008 in favor of the holier-than-thou hybrid. But really, who’s counting?

No one. It’s a hybrid, duh! Hybrids are like, totally awesome for the planet!

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17
Feb

It’s a Cookbook!

Admiral Akbar’s daughter thinks the time has come for her to write a children’s book.

Oh, she has written other best sellers even though I’ve never heard of them, like “sTORI Telling”, and the ingeniously titled “Uncharted TerriTORI.”

Am I making those up? I dare you to guess. Maybe it’s mre difficult to find a way to work “This Is STUPID” into a title. Whatever.

The proud mother of two juvenile calamari got a deal with Simon & Schuster for Presenting…Tallulah.  (Why not Presenting…The Party of Five Infinitely More Talented Members of the Original 90210 Ensemble Cast?)

It tells the story of a little girl who feels she is constantly told what she can’t do. Which I’m sure Tori knows a lot about. I bet people say no to her all the time.

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04
Feb

Noah Cyrus is Roman Polanski-Approved!

Hooo Boy! Is that Roman Polanski joke played out yet? I sure hope not. Because, HAHA! Every time I hear it I laaaugh, and laaaugh.

Anyhoo… It appears that 9 is the new 32, as Miley’s kid sister is set to unveil her new lingerie line for little girls.

Yep. You read that right.

For kids.

Little Noah Cyrus will be teaming up with her best friend Emily Grace to launch a children’s lingerie collection for “Ohh! La, La! Couture.”

Holy crap! I hope it’s ready in time for Valentine’s Day! (I still have to do my shopping):

The company’s website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls – the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14.

I would hope against hope that lacy under-britches wouldn’t come in size 14 for anybody. But you try explaining that to your mom.

There was a video I was gonna link to, but — surprise, surprise — it comes up as “private.” Weird huh? I’d try to find it elsewhere but I’ll be lucky if I don’t have to clear this story with the judge as it is.

Oh, yeah. This is a blog about hypocrites, right? I’m going with Billy Ray Cyrus on this one. Just because.

03
Feb

Neo-Luddite Lily Allen returns to Twitter

Hold the phones! Sound the alarms! Call the children and wake the neighbors! Self-proclaimed “neo-luddite” Lily Allen has returned to Twitter.

Maybe she’s social networking because recent incidents suggesting she has fallen off the wagon once again (weight gain, alcohol and/or drugs) could compromise her winning a BRIT Award on February 16, for which she’s just received three nominations. Convenient. Silence is only golden for us common common folk, J.D. Salinger, and Harper Lee.

Here’s what happened back in September. According to The Telegraph back in October:

The 24-year-old singer, a notorious social networking addict, has reportedly given up internet technology for good and is branding herself a “neo-luddite.” Her only remaining means of communication are believed to be a landline phone and an old mobile phone, which she leaves at home when she goes out.

She was sending about 20 tweets a day at the time, which is extreme for me, par for the course for a technophile (or her publicist).
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27
Jan

Taylor Momsen, Still Not A Role Model

Why do I get the feeling that if you didn’t know who Taylor Momsen was coming into 2010, you definitely will by 2011? Because chick is starting down the LiLo path early.

Celebslam just posted these pics of the 16-year-old star brooding around the Gossip Girl set today, fresh cigarette betwixt her pouty lips.

While I’m sure the look she’s going for is I-am-too-cool-for-school, her adolescent nicotine addiction doesn’t reconcile with her support of St. Jude’s Cancer Research Program to fight pediatric cancer. Does she not understand that the easiest way to fight cancer in kids is to not smoke while you’re a kid?

Not only that, but I seem to remember her making a big deal about how important it is to be healthy. She was hospitalized in 2008 with a life-threatening throat infection, but apparently was peeved enough about the rumors that she talked to OK! about her super-healthy lifestyle:

After she was felled by the flu last year while working on the Gossip Girl set, Taylor Momsen reveals she’s not taking her health lightly, and has been working to ward off any more illnesses with a good diet and exercise.

Taylor says she skips read meat [sic], and eats lots of vegetables.

“I eat really healthy and I work out,” she told reporters at last night’s Whitney Museum of America Art Gala in NYC. “I dance and go to the gym a little bit here and there.”

Gotta love a girl who won’t eat cow but will smoke a Camel.

25
Jan

Taylor Momsen “Not So Much” Thinking (About Haiti)

Insider tip: if you were looking to place a bet on who the next big “it” girl in Hollywood will be, I wouldn’t put my money on Taylor Momsen. Sure, she’s got that certain angsty je ne sais quoi, complete with the drowned-rat hair and “leave the money on the dresser” style. But, when she opens her mouth…oy. Would someone get this poor girl a PR coach?

So far, Momsen’s most famous gaffes include a backhanded LiLo diss in Seventeen:

I get such a bad rap for being like Lindsay Lohan. I hate naming names because she’s really sweet — and I’m really not. I don’t go out. I have no desire to be some tabloid party girl. I’m entirely a loner. I have been my entire life.

And telling the UK’s Sunday Times Style magazine how she doesn’t “f***ing care” about being a role model:

I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.

Classy.

But I gotta say, this last one takes the cake. When asked by OK if she would try to help Haiti through donations or campaigns, the raccoon-eyed Gossip Girl star managed to mutter the following, truly inspiring response:

Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.

Well, all I have to say is that it’s a good thing Ms. Momsen doesn’t “f***ing care” about being a role model. Well, at least not now that she’s famous and all.

But hey, wait a second: Isn’t this a video of the Gossip Girl herself encouraging kids to get out and volunteer?

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22
Jan

Get Katharine McPhee’s Bulimic Bikini Bod!

mcphee-shapeI’m not sure who the bigger hypocrite is on this one, Shape magazine or Katharine McPhee.

On the one hand, you’ve got a “health” magazine slapping an airbrushed, bikini-clad ex-bulimic on the cover alongside headlines “Drop Ten Pounds — Start Today!” and “BLAST 300+ Calories at Lunch!”

On the other hand, you’ve got a newly-bleached-blonde “American Idol” runner-up flaunting her “best shape ever” (i.e., skinny, but not “puking my guts out seven times a day skinny) posing for that very same magazine.

Either way, the mixed message is pretty clear. As one Jezebel blogger put it: “thin=healthy … weight loss=fitness.”

I can see why McPhee would want to tell the world all about her new, vomit-free lifestyle, but her publicist’s choice of media outlets (and outfits) is just a little iffy. Here’s Katie Drummond of True/Slant:

[A]fter purging as often as seven times a day, for five years, you’d think McPhee would know better than to perpetuate the very same unrealistic physical ideal she admits to struggling with … As anyone who has recovered from an eating disorder knows, the last thing – the very last thing – one should focus on is their bikini body, and, by extension, their weight or their size. Focus on strength, nourishment, how it feels to wake up energetic and vibrant. Not, as the McPhee cover teaser states, on “The Six Moves That Changed My Body!

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