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11
Apr

George Clooney Gets Touchy When You Point Out He Shills Overseas

george_clooney_omega_watch.jpgGeorge Clooney gets all huffy when you mention that he makes extra bank shilling for companies in foreign countries. Stars do it all the time (remember Lost in Translation?) because the Japanese and Europeans will pay them tons to sell out and it doesn’t damage their credibility with their American fanbase.

So lately he’s been complaining about a pair of Italian designers who fraudulently used his name and likeness to promote their fashion line:

“If someone tries to sell you clothes or watches that are based on me, don’t buy them,” Clooney, 46, told reporters Wednesday in Rome, where he was promoting his new film, “Leatherheads.”

I’ll bet that Omega, the Swiss watch company, is thrilled about his statement. He’s been shilling for them for the past year, even being named Omega Ambassador and getting richly compensated in return. I mean, he’ll sell clothes and watches, just be prepared to pay him for the honor. But shhh, don’t remind him about that, he doesn’t like it when you expose that kind of stuff.

10
Apr

Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda Are BFF 4EVA

satc.jpgIt’s long been rumored that the divas on Sex and the City simply can’t stand each other, but they persist in denying there is anything between the four actresses but affection:

“It’s almost like going back to high school, yet not,” Kristin [Davis, who plays Charlotte York] tells LOGO’s NewNowNext.“There’s a sense of familiarity between us, and we are in many ways like sisters.

“We finish each others’ sentences and we were never separated from each other.”

High school might be a clue to the truth, however. Like a cafeteria squabble between catty teenagers, at a dinner to celebrate the Point Foundation’s annual awards on Monday, Sarah Jessica Parker pulled a stunt and refused to sit with her castmates, preferring instead to dine with Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes.

But with the movie coming out next month, they were all kissy and squealing when the cameras were around on the red carpet. Honestly, I’d rather see a knockdown, dragout fight with couture tore up and see someone stab a bitch in the back with a Manolo Blahnik.

09
Apr

Joan Rivers Thinks Posh Is ‘Arrogant’

joan_rivers.jpgJoan Rivers, who is probably being kept alive by the grindings of fetuses these days, told Access Hollywood that Victoria Beckham is full of herself:

“I dislike Victoria Beckham.

“I dislike the entitlement, the blunt total entitlement. You want to say: ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.’

“The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”

Really, this coming from Joan Rivers? The woman who invented red-carpet cattiness?

Not that it matters anymore since she was fired from hosting event shows after a few embarrassing mistakes, such as insulting Kevin Costner’s wife’s engagement ring and then calling the actor “insecure.”

The plastic-surgery devotée can now be found blogging red carpets from home and nursing grudges of culturally relevant celebrities.

07
Apr

Courtney Love: Nevermind What I Said

cobain_shoe.jpgEverybody knows Courtney Love has no shame, but what we didn’t know is that she also has no soul.

The widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain has inked a deal with Converse to make a line of the canvas sneakers emblazoned with his song lyrics and signature.

No word yet on when the footwear company will release a version of the kicks with his suicide note printed on the side.

Of course, rock historians will remember when Love sued the other members of Nirvana for trying to release a boxed set of the band’s greatest hits, claiming they were just after some fast cash:

Courtney Love, herself a musician and actor, is locked in an increasingly bitter struggle with Nirvana’s bassist, Krist Novoselic, and the drummer, Dave Grohl, for control of the band’s legacy.

The two men, who previously remained silent, have launched a vitriolic attack on Love, calling her an “irrational, self-centered and unpredictable” prima donna who is “appropriating” Cobain’s work to further her own career.

Love dismisses them as “sidemen” who contributed little to Nirvana’s success, and her lawyer claims they are looking for “quick bucks.”

When Cobain killed himself because, as he said, “I don’t have the passion anymore,” this is definitely where he saw himself in 14 years.

28
Mar

Paris Hilton Sees Herself as a Role Model

paris_baby1.jpgParis Hilton is in Turkey to judge a beauty pageant. Unremarkably, she shows a complete lack of self-awareness:

“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person, I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”

Asked if she was happy to be seen as a role model by girls, Hilton said: “Yes.”

Which empire is that again? Does she mean the hotel chain her grandfather built from the ground up, the money from which is the sole reason we’ve all been subjected to her?

No really, I’m mystified about the Paris Brand and what she thinks she stands for. She’s the poster child for why you shouldn’t let your boyfriend videotape you in bed, broadcast catty feuds with her lame friends, and put your name on incredibly cheap-looking shoes.

25
Mar

Paulina Porizkova Is a Poor Man’s Janice Dickinson

paulina_porizkova.jpgTop Model judge Paulina Porizkova has long been a critic of America’s Next Top Model:

“[Top Model is] completely unrealistic. They obviously don’t take girls based on who can actually be a model,” Porizkova told The New York Post last year. “I look at the girls and think, ‘How are you gonna make a model out of that?’”

But then when the show started cutting her checks for her judging abilities, she started claiming that it was the institution of modeling that she was critiquing:

“For somebody who’s been as dismissive of modeling as I have been, it is complete insanity. Talk about contradicting myself. I’m perfectly aware of it,” she notes. But, she adds, “I was like, hey, that’s life!”

And then in her first appearance on the show, she was dismissive of the models themselves.

Honey, I know from bitch and this is all just an act. You will never touch the queen of ANTM bitchery.

24
Mar

Katherine Heigl: People for the Excellent Tailoring of Animals

katherine_heigl_peta.jpgKatherine Heigl has been running around Hollywood in a snug PETA tee lately, delighting the animal-rights fringe and fans of tight clothing everywhere.

But hold that thought.

Last month she made an appearance at the third annual Pedigree Adoption Drive in New York’s Times Square while wearing a fur-lined coat.

And even if it’s faux fur, as previously reported faux is often anything but.

That’s a brilliant move, wearing a coat that may very well be made from dog fur to a puppy adoption day. Well played!

17
Mar

Eva Mendes Is ‘Full Figured’?

eva_mendes_ck.jpgFresh-outta-rehab Eva Mendes is set to appear as the new, er, “face” of Calvin Klein Underwear.

The fashion house tapped her earlier this year for its upcoming fragrance campaign, and says she was selected to represent its new Seductive Comfort line of lingerie for “fuller figure” women:

“She really embodies the essence of the Calvin Klein brand and we look forward to seeing that carried through in the creative,” said [Tom] Murry [Calvin Klein's CEO]. “We are trying to get across that these new products are for fuller busted, shaplier kinds of women and when we looked at the talent, Eva was right.”

But in what universe is Eva Mendes fat? Or maybe I’m just failing to keep up with all the body euphemisms these days. Like how sometimes curvy means big boobs, and sometimes it describes stomach rolls. Someone, please, tell me when I’m supposed to feel bad about myself.

29
Feb

Oprah’s Sole Series

oprah_looking_rich.jpg(Last shoe post of the week, I promise.)

On yesterday’s show, Oprah discussed “freegans,” or otherwise normal people who dig through dumpsters in search of food and other goods. Ick.

The interviewee, an executive named Madeleine Nelson, earns a six-figure salary but hasn’t purchased clothes for three years and spends less than $20 a week on the few groceries that she can’t find in the trash.

Oprah seemed to encourage the alternative lifestyle during her chat with Madeleine and special correspondent Lisa Ling:

Madeleine: Consumerism is really driven by corporations who make lots and lots of money –

Oprah: By getting us to buy things.

Madeleine: By getting us to buy things.

Lisa: Oprah, the freegans believe, in a way, we are slaves to buying and consumerism –

Oprah: But we are. We are, are we not?

Yes, damn the man and their enslavement of us through pretty, pretty things! Oprah really drove the point home by wearing a seemingly brand-new pair of Christian Louboutin pumps — identified by their telltale red soles — during the interview.

Maybe they were one of the 21 pairs that Jessica Seinfeld sent her as a thank-you for promoting her book.

27
Feb

Pam Anderson Is Good at Not Knowing What to Do About Her Life

First she filed for divorce from professional parasite Rick Salomon. Then she said never mind, everything’s great. Then she filed for divorce again. Now she wants an annulment, which would mean that the marriage never actually happened. While she’s at it, here are a few other bad decisions she should have annulled:

  • Stacked
  • Stripperella
  • V.I.P.
  • Barb Wire
  • Every atom of ink and collagen and silicone and Hep C in her body
  • You know what? How about just a big do-over going all the way back to 1990?

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m more than willing to pretend none of it ever happened. Well, maybe we could keep The Tape…




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