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25
Jan

Amanda is Holden on to her standards. Not.

By Audrey Skepburn 34 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Entertainment, Environmentalists, Fashionistas, Foodies, PETA and Television Stars

I can’t decide where to begin. There’s just so much that’s messed up about this.

Amanda Holden, celebrity, actress, “Britain’s Got Talent” judge, has a few things to sort out.

From the London Times:

“I hate the gym,” she says. “And I can’t stay still long enough to do yoga: I’m too busy-busy. And I’m vegetarian, but I love my food. Tonight I’m going to 10 Downing Street for my dinner with Simon [Cowell] and Piers [Morgan] because Simon didn’t want to go on his own.” Her guilty pleasures, she says, are “butter and wine. I don’t believe in having low-fat spread in the fridge, and I do indulge in a pudding, and I do like a bit of Stilton when I’m having posh dinners out”. At weekends she and Hughes head for their Norfolk cottage and go for a “massive walk on Holkham beach, lunch at the Hoste Arms in Burnham Market with red wine and a roast, the meat wrapped up and given to the dogs, and then watch a movie”.

So she’s a vegetarian who orders meat and feeds it to her dogs? I’d be pissed if I were that cow.  But wait, unborn chicken is on the menu too?

Continue reading ‘Amanda is Holden on to her standards. Not.’

15
Jan

What — No Rights For Single-Celled Organisms?

By The Oversneer 19 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Crazy People, Foodies and PETA

BreadFAILYou just have to love PETA. Some days if it weren’t for them, I would have no entertainment at all.

The save-the-animals crowd gets their collective panties in a wad every time I eat a steak, make some artisanal goat-milk cheese, go fly fishing, take down a black bear, ride a circus elephant, trap a lynx, test my new cancer cure on some ferrets, shear some sheep, or stitch some mink pelts together for grandma.

You just can’t please these pricks.

So I think this is a genuine gotcha. I was browsing PETA’s vegetarian cooking website, looking for ways to punish my 5-year-old, when I happened on this:

Country Bread

Making homemade bread doesn’t have to be as difficult as it sounds, and it can be much healthier than store-bought bread, without all the added preservatives. One of my favorite varieties to make is a rustic sourdough. I like to call it “country bread.”

This recipe calls for an active sourdough culture, and the remaining ingredients couldn’t be simpler—just flour, water, and sea salt. To make this a true country loaf, place the round of dough in the oven without slashing the top. As it bakes, the bread will break apart and create a rustic look.

Enjoy!

Continue reading ‘What — No Rights For Single-Celled Organisms?’

18
Dec

Ricky Gervais Has a Wonderful Life, Wishes It Sucked More

By Audrey Skepburn 14 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Entertainment, Foodies, Movie Stars, PETA and Writers

ricky imageAnother fabulously wealthy person is complaining about being rich. This time it’s Ricky Gervais. What is wrong with this douchebag?

Earlier this month in a 60 Minutes interview, as reported by the Daily Mail:

“When I did The Office I was so proud. Then the cheque came in and it ruined it a bit, because I didn’t want people to think that was mixed in with my pride, I suppose. But, as you say, I got over that.” And he explained that this attitude comes from growing up in a poor household.

And here’s Gervais complaining in 2007. From The Sun:

The Office and Extras star told how his estimated £7million fortune plagues him with guilt. Gervais, 46, told Tesco magazine: “I don’t sit back and say, ‘I deserve to earn silly amounts. Doing so has made me feel guilty. Apart from being able to afford more things, I haven’t changed my habits. “I didn’t go into the industry because I wanted to be famous. “It can all get a bit embarrassing.”

Apparently, he hates his wealth so much that he just had to move into Hampstead, one of the most exclusive parts of London a few years back. He’s right near Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh, and all the toys he’s bought himself (with his wealth) were extensive enough that his new neighbors were pissed. From the Telegraph:

“The creator of The Office and Extras has not even moved into his sprawling £2 million home yet, but residents are outraged over the extensive construction work he’s carrying out. The builders arrived last month as Mr Gervais sets about transforming his house, adding a pool, sauna, gym and a games room with golf simulator.”

[ ...] Jenny Warren, who lives nearby, said: “It was a perfectly nice house before Ricky Gervais came in and spent enormous amounts of money on it. We wake up in the morning to the sound of a huge generator. It’s unnecessary. There are plenty of swimming pools and gyms in Hampstead as it is.”

Ricky followed that purchase with an apartment in 2008 on New York City’s Upper East Side. For $1.66 million, according to Real Deal.

The PETA-backing, meat-eating Gervais insists he’s “the same person I’ve always been.” But I very much doubt that the poor kid living in public housing in Reading would have complained about having money, or been embarrassed by it.

So for the sake of us “poor kids” who are still “poor,” Ricky Gervais needs to shut up. If he really hates his wealth, maybe he should stop using it. Or give me some.

Hey funny guy! It’s not funny.

16
Dec

Bethenny Frankel Would Rather Eat Veal Than Wear Fur

By Holly Won't 27 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Fashionistas, Foodies, PETA, Socialites and Television Stars

UPDATE: Page Six is on the case, and the other “housewives” are not amused.

bethenny-frankel-petaProfessional reality star Bethenny Frankel — most recently of The Real Housewives of New York City (a bit of a misnomer as she is unmarried and lives in an apartment) — is said to be pregnant by boyfriend Jason Hoppy, but you can’t tell at all from her new naked ad for PETA.

As per usual, PETA went hyperbolic in its praise of Frankel:

Frankel used to wear fur, but then she saw a skinned animal on display at a demonstration outside a cocktail party. After being exposed to images of animals who are anally electrocuted or have their necks broken before their skin is peeled from their bodies, Bethenny ditched fur forever. As one of the classiest and kindest people on reality television, the story behind her decision to go fur-free is sure to inspire others to make the same easy and humane pledge.

Classy and kind are not exactly how I’d describe someone who stabbed her ex-boss Martha Stewart in the back on national television. (Not like PETA really understands class in the first place.)

But like any other naked celeb in PETA’s anti-fur stable, all you have to do is google “Bethenny Frankel” to find out if she walks the walk. You know where this is going.

If you were to take a tour of Bethenny’s Upper East Side apartment, here’s what you would find:

23
Nov

Skater Tai Babilonia Bares Her Figure for PETA

By Holly Won't 10 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Foodies, PETA, Sports Figures and The Washed Up

UPDATE for you Farkers: You want the pics? You got ‘em. Click here, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

tai-babiloniaIn what may be PETA’s most geriatric stunt yet, 1980 Olympics figure skater Tai Babilonia will be skating in the nude tomorrow to protest Santa Baby’s slipping of sables under the tree:

There will be no sequined costume for champion figure skater Tai Babilonia tomorrow — in fact, there will be no costume at all. As part of PETA’s iconic “Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign, the two-time Olympian will skate on the ice rink at Rockefeller Center wearing just a tiny flesh-colored thong, and carrying a sign across her chest. The champion skater is stripping off to encourage shoppers to cross fur off their Black Friday shopping lists.

Deceiver readers in New York, you’ve been warned: Don’t go anywhere near Rockefeller Plaza tomorrow around 12:30. Unless you to see a naked 50-year-old former drug addict making a damn fool of herself, but in that case, you could just become a Pam Anderson groupie and call it a day.

Only thing is, Babilonia’s newfound commitment to animals doesn’t extend as far as Morton’s Steakhouse, since Robin Leach says she’s known to frequent the one in Las Vegas (sixth item):

If the bartender mixing signature cocktails at Morton’s Steakhouse looks slightly familiar, don’t be surprised to learn he is former pro ice-skating champion Keith Green. He starred in City Lights at the Flamingo, and in Le Ice at the Luxor and decided to stay in Vegas as a full-time resident. Previously he appeared on NBC’s Wide World of Sports and toured with Dorothy Hamill’s Nutcracker, and Torville and Dean’s Face the Music world tours. He serves up heavenly martinis with the speed of a skater when best friends Tai Babilonia and Randy Gardner drop by for drinks!

Her love of Morton’s may have come from a training diet endorsed by her longtime coach, who makes no secret of encouraging his clients to eat plenty of muscle-building beef.

And she may want to rethink her support of One Step Closer and AmFAR, both charities that raise money for research to prevent and treat HIV/AIDS. Because how does she think scientists develop such treatments? Fairy dust or animal testing?

Just sayin’, if she wants to get in with the PETA crowd, she ought to know what else they stand for.

11
Nov

Shanna Moakler: Is This What A Vegetarian Looks Like?

By Holly Won't 15 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Foodies, PETA and Television Stars

shanna-moakler-435Well, this is brazen. (Or maybe I mean braisin’?)

Last year, Shanna Moakler gave an impassioned video plea on behalf of PETA in support of vegetarianism, saying it was for the children:

Shanna Moakler is the latest celebrity to spill-all for PETA’s veggie testimonials! The actor/model has come a long way since being crowned Miss USA. Shanna holds nothing back when it comes to speaking her mind about vegetarianism and the fur trade.

Her responsibility as a mother is as important to her as her responsibility to be a compassionate role model. Her children understand compassion for all animals, including those who often wind up on people’s dinner tables.

And then at right, courtesy of People.com:

After appearing on The Wendy Williams Show Tuesday where she talked up her new SMOAK makeup line, reality star Shanna Moakler picks a juicy cut at New York’s Benjamin Steakhouse.

First the fur, now the steak. Sounds like Shanna Moakler is not just off the wagon — she’s slashing the tires.

26
Aug

PETA Founder Wishes PETA Could Be Less Controversial

By Holly Won't 37 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Foodies, Newscasters and PETA

naked-peta-protestIngrid Newkirk sat down with Montel Williams yesterday to chat about the “Save the Whales” billboard you all know and love. She tried the “think of the children” rationale for proselytizing vegetarianism, which is bullcrap because the billboard also taught kids it’s OK to call fat beachgoers “whales.”

Montel tried to get Newkirk to admit that she was trying to get a reaction with this stupid message, but again, no dice:

MW: Ingrid, you have admit, come on, I’ve got it, you were controversial, you hit your home run, it went out of the park, I’m talking about it for three days. And the rest of America is going to keep talking about it. But the truth is, I think Joseph is right. Any child who would use that as a reason, or anybody who now says ‘those fat people are people who pick on animals,’ come on, we’ve got to slow down a little bit.

IN: I wish more than anything you can ever imagine that we could not be controversial, and we could not be provocative. I really do.

Really. Uh huh. Come on. Whatever, Ingrid. All PETA knows is the lowest common denominator, and here the freaking founder is saying she wishes they would tone it down. It’s not like she’s in charge or anything. But unfortunately, Newkirk’s selective memory appears to mean we can look forward to salacious stunts and naked celebrities for decades to come.

(Have to thank Jezebel for transcribing the interview, ’cause there’s no way my ears could take listening to those four minutes over and over.)

24
Aug

PETA Removes Whales Billboard, Jacksonville Still Waiting on Apology

By Holly Won't 67 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Foodies and PETA

Someone from PETA emailed us this morning to say the organization was sorry it had offended so many people with its misleading and malicious “Save the Whales. Lose the Blubber: Go Vegetarian” billboard in Jacksonville, Fla.

No wait, of course they didn’t. PETA was as self-satisfied as ever and repeated its original insult to overweight people in announcing that the billboard will be replaced by an even more smug message:

Ever since placing our original ad, which showed a woman whose “blubber” was spilling out of her swimsuit, we’ve been inundated with calls and e-mails of support from people who want to take our 30-day Pledge to Be Veg. Oregon mom-of-six Ali Bond-Smith is one of the many motivated people, and here’s what she has to say:

Many feel the billboards were cruel to the obese and uncalled for on PETA’s part. I think what happens in the lives of ‘meat animals’ is cruel. … I’m ready to take your 30-day no-meat challenge. … I’d be willing to weigh in before and after a month of no meat and indeed see if losing the meat has helped me begin to lose the blubber.

Since it has been proved that vegetarians weigh about 10 to 20 pounds less than meat eaters do and that a vegetarian diet can lower your risk of heart disease, diabetes, cancer, and a slew of other ailments, Ali’s going to make an enormous impact on her health, as well as on the lives of animals.

So: Cruel to people, AOK. Cruel to animals, death to Poochy. Not to mention, I just don’t see PETA getting “inundated with calls and e-mails of support” from people they very publicly called fatties.

As I pointed out when this story first broke, PETA has no business giving dietary advice to anyone. And despite its “proven” claim that vegetarians are thinner than omnivores, that’s not how weight control works. It could just be that vegetarians are more likely to have eating disorders (at least logically, it follows). Besides, plenty of people know enough fat vegetarians to mean that no one’s buying this bunk.

Fact: PETA’s main concern is not with human health, it’s with convincing people not to eat meat — and not caring how many people they piss off in the process.

11
Aug

PETA Takes the Cake With ‘Save The Whales’ Billboard

By Holly Won't 164 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Foodies and PETA

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Man, I’m not one to be rendered speechless, but this letter from a Jacksonville, Fla., beachgoer just plumb broke my heart:

I would like to express my outrage at a billboard I recently saw in Jacksonville, Florida.

My family was visiting, and I was planning on taking them to the beach to enjoy the beautiful day when i saw a billboard that made me want to cry. It says “Save the Whales,” with a picture of an overweight woman in the foreground.

We all sat there and stared at it for a minute and everyone in the car was silent. No one wanted to mention my weight. I laughed it off as usual, but it really had made me so embarrassed, so self conscious and so ashamed about my weight that I dropped off my family at the oceanfront and left to go home, making the excuse that I wasn’t feeling well.

My embarrassment turned to outrage as I was sitting at home contemplating that distasteful, disgusting billboard. I can’t believe that PETA would be so disrespectful as to use the terms “whales” and “blubber” when referring to obese people. I wish there was something I could do. I’ve already written to them expressing my outrage at their malicious terms and asked them to take it down.

The PETA press release that follows is exactly what you would expect — no empathy for humans whatsoever, just a lot of B.S. about how vegetarianism will make fat people just a little bit less of a blight on humanity. In honor of them, I’ve compiled a list of vegetarian foods that will definitely make you skinny:

Continue reading ‘PETA Takes the Cake With ‘Save The Whales’ Billboard’

28
Jul

Bill Clinton: Putting an End to Obesity With Burgers and Shakes

By Britney Smears 14 Comments Digg! Digg this
Categories: Activists, Businesses, Foodies and U.S. Left-wing Politicos

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Today the Centers for Disease Control sponsored their inaugural Weight of the Nation conference on obesity. Former President Bill Clinton made an appearance as a headlining speaker.

This seems a little funny since the Washington Post caught him eating at a local burger joint just last weekend. Mr. President ordered a double hamburger, onion rings, French fries, and a milk shake. Lunch of champions.

Onion rings AND French fries? Sounds like a delicious splurge.

I think we all remember Slick Willy’s struggle to find a balance between fitness and fast food. Apparently he’s still searching for it.

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