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02
Feb

Obama to lobbyists: Come, and sin no more

Commentary might seem overwrought in this case. The facts speak for themselves.

From President Obama’s State of the Union Address last week (clearing throat):

That’s what I came to Washington to do.  That’s why -– for the first time in history –- my administration posts on our White House visitors online.  That’s why we’ve excluded lobbyists from policymaking jobs, or seats on federal boards and commissions.

But we can’t stop there.  It’s time to require lobbyists to disclose each contact they make on behalf of a client with my administration or with Congress.  It’s time to put strict limits on the contributions that lobbyists give to candidates for federal office.

I am “borrowing” from multiple sources when I lay out the follow list of individuals with lobbying ties, lobbying habits, lobbying paychecks, etc. — all welcomed with open arms into lobbyist-free zone that is the White House. Perhaps when lobbyists walk through the pearly gates at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, they are absolved of their past sins.

From The New York Times on the day after the Presidential inauguration:

Mr. Obama’s nominee for deputy secretary of defense, William Lynn, has been a lobbyist for the defense contractor Raytheon, and his nominee for deputy secretary of health and human services, William V. Corr, lobbied for stricter tobacco regulations as an official with the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids.

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02
Feb

Buyin’, Flyin’ and Lyin’: A Pelosi Triple Play

Okay, this is a long, painful video. Please don’t subject yourself to watching it more than once. (Unless you fancy catching Captain Peace Prize telling a couple of whoppers about “ending the outsized influence of lobbyists.” But more on that later.)

Go ahead and skim it through. Pay special attention to Nancy Pelosi there behind the Prez. Clapping wildly, standing, waving her hands in the air like she just don’t care every time Obama says how he’s gonna whittle away at that government spending.

But, oh, she does care. In so many ways.

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30
Jan

How Obama Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

Just for a moment, I want to take a little trip back in time to the 2007 Iowa Republican Presidential Debate. It was there that Mitt Romney made the following statement about a certain democratic senator from Illinois. A statement which, in hindsight, could only be described as prescient.

Hell, downright clairvoyant:

I mean, in one week he went from saying he’s going to sit down, you know, for tea, with our enemies, but then he’s going to bomb our allies. He’s gone from Jane Fonda to Dr. Strangelove in one week.

Boy, Mittens sure had his finger on the pulse of that one! Really. I mean who — except, Romney, obviously — would ever have imagined that candidate Obama would go on to:

  1. be America’s first black president
  2. win the Nobel Peace Prize, and then
  3. turn around and boost government spending on nuclear weapons?

Not me. And probably not those folks on the Nobel Peace Prize committee either. But that’s just a guess.

In his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech, the President was unequivocal about his stance on nukes:

In the middle of the last century, nations agreed to be bound by a treaty whose bargain is clear: all will have access to peaceful nuclear power; those without nuclear weapons will forsake them; and those with nuclear weapons will work toward disarmament. I am committed to upholding this treaty. It is a centerpiece of my foreign policy. And I am working with President Medvedev to reduce America and Russia’s nuclear stockpiles.

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28
Jan

Prez: One Job Lost is One Too Many (Unless You’re a Banker, or I Want To Take Over Your Industry)

Did everybody enjoy “Tax-Cut Barry” last night on the tele-tubes? I entertained myself by watching “Barack Borat” live blogging on Twitter. (He’s funny as hell, but the humor loses something in the translation from Kazakh.)

But if one thing is crystal clear from last night’s State of the Union (other than the fact that Harry Reid needs a nap and Justice Samuel Alito is president of the Joe Wilson fan club), it’s that the President and Congress do not like banks. Nosirree. Banks suck. The fact that he lent them $700 billion of our money does not mean he enjoyed it.

So it should come as no surprise that while President Obama has now turned his focus to jobs, he’s not too worried about making sure those evil money-changers avoid pink slips. Now that the healthcare bill has blown up like a well-trained underpants bomber, he’s pushing a “Race to the Top” education program funded (in large part) by a government takeover of another industry.

This time, companies that write student loans are the targets. And the result will be the loss of thousands of private sector jobs.

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26
Jan

Hitler was an Easy Scapegoat, and Other Peace-Building Oliver Stone Tales

A note from your friendly Oversneer: Long-time Deceiver reader “Pastafarian” has once again scooped our regular bloggers. (Here’s his first piece.) If you’d like to try your hand at hypocrite-hunting, drop me an e-mail me at oversneer@gmail.com.

Oscar winning whack-job, conspiracy theorist, and (probably) 9-11 truther Oliver Stone was in Bangkok to visit your sister, and to give a lecture to high school students on the role of film in peace-building. Peace-building. His visit was organized by the Vienna-based International Peace Foundation.

Eventually, after they served the quiche, talk came around to a new 10-part documentary Stone is working on called “The Secret History of the United States.”

“Hitler is a monster. There is no question,” said Stone. “I have no empathy for Hitler at all. He was a crazy psychopath … But like Frankenstein was a monster, there was a Dr. Frankenstein. He is a product of his era.”

Oh, but wait. It gets better…

Stone said the German dictator was “enabled by Western bankers” and managed to “seduce” Germany’s military industrial complex.

PEACE BUILDING! (Chancellor Merkel, that’s Bibi Netanyahu on line nf.)
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23
Jan

Frisco Mayor Vows To Reduce Number of Homeless Shelters

Along with hair gel and gay marriage, if there’s one thing San Francisco’s Mayor Gavin Newsom sure can get behind, it’s helping the homeless. I mean, the guy is passionate. In last week’s State of the City address, Newsom proudly proclaimed:

This [reducing homelessness] was my passion when I got in. Now I am more passionate, more engaged, enthusiastic. I believe more in the power of possibility. I don’t think we can solve this problem. I know we can solve this problem … I’m not asking for a third term. I will not leave office until we reduce the street population by half and we reduce the overall [homeless] population by at least a third.

So that’s great. Fewer homeless people on the streets. That’s something we can all get behind, right? Never mind that the city has a projected $522 million deficit, or that Newsom never exactly explained how he was going to tackle the problem or pay for the solution. But that’s okay. I can see how that sort of information would be on more of a “need to know” basis.

Hey wait! You know what would be a great idea? Paying for your new homeless initiatives by closing down some old homeless shelters!

Well apparently great minds think alike because as SF Weekly reports:

While Newsom was making ambitious promises about getting people off the streets, attorneys for the city were quietly fighting in court to preserve the city’s right to cut the number of emergency shelter beds for homeless people by up to 25 percent.

I’m not quite sure how the math on this is supposed to work out, but if you’ve got somewhere between 7,000 and 15,000 homeless people in a city that boasts only 1,500 shelter beds…. And you cut that number by 25%….

I mean, is it just me, or does it seem like a good strategy for reducing the population of people sleeping on the streets would be–oh I don’t know–giving them someplace to sleep other than a park bench?

Oh, oh. It’s just me? Thank goodness. For a minute there I thought I was going to have to write a letter or something.

20
Jan

Potential Biden Campaign Slogan? “Long on Wind, Short on Memory”

JoeBidenPoor Joe. Everybody keeps deriding the hapless old guy for a few lapses in memory. But come on — if you had a case of verbal diarrhea that began to rival the one Biden seems to be afflicted with, could you even begin to remember all the things you said?

I mean, really. No one has a memory like that.

Except, well, the press. Yeeeah. The press tends to keep track of all those embarrassing little contradictory statements. ‘Cause, you know, they record them.

That little habit might explain why Peter Roff of U.S. News & World Report was so quick to slam a statement Biden made at a Florida fundraiser on Sunday. Ol’ Joe was yapping about the Republicans’ disgraceful use of the filibuster. And guess what? Said yapping stands in direct opposition to a few other things Biden said once (or twice) long, long ago (or in 2005).

Let’s take a look, shall we? Just for old time’s sake?

This is how Politico quoted Biden on Sunday:

As long as I have served, I’ve never seen, as my uncle once said, the Constitution stood on its head as they’ve done. This is the first time every single solitary decision has required 60 senators … No democracy has survived needing a supermajority.

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15
Jan

Anti-Gun Politician Pulls a Dirty (Tom, Dick, and) Harry?

Stay with me, folks. This one is good.

Last Thursday, North Carolina State Senator R.C. Soles was indicted on charges of assault with a deadly weapon for the August shooting of 22-year-old Kyle Blackburn, a law client of the senator, outside Soles’s home in Tabor City. According to the Wilmington (NC) Star-News:

SolesA Columbus County grand jury indicted Soles on Thursday on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury. The charge carries a possible sentence of 15 to 31 months in prison.

Police say Soles shot Kyle Blackburn, 22, in the leg Aug. 23 at the senator’s Tabor City home. Soles has said he was acting in self-defense after Blackburn and another man tried to kick in the door of his home.

So what’s the big deal? The legislator appears to have acted in self defense. And don’t Americans have the much-ballyhooed right to bear arms, and a right to use them to defend ourselves and our homes from violent intruders? Well, apparently only some of us do.

Soles, a top-ranking Democrat and the longest-serving member of the legislature, is a well known gun-control advocate with a weak one-star “Firearms Friendly” rating from Grassroots NC. (And, in the interest of full-disclosure, an “A” rating from the NRA. But who are we to trust on this? The citizens of state where Soles has been Senator for 32 years? Or the gun lobby with a history of giving out “A” grades like candy at Halloween?)

But wait, it gets better.

Not only does Soles have a schizophrenic relationship with firearms, but he may also be — wait for it — a child molester.

Aren’t you glad you stayed with me?

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15
Jan

Joe Biden, xXxXxXxXxXxXxXx Czar

biden-whoopee

From Joe Biden’s official media schedule for January 14, 2010:

At 1:00 PM, the Vice President will meet with Iraqi Vice President Adil Abd al-Mahdi in the Roosevelt Room. There will be a pool spray at the bottom of this meeting; gather time is 1:45 PM in the Brady Briefing Room.

Then, at 2:15 PM, the Vice President will meet with Earl Devaney, chairman of the Recovery Act Transparency and Accountability Board. This meeting is closed press.

A secretive, closed-door meeting on transparency and accountability?

Please tell me I overslept a little and it’s April 1 already.

Please?

Okay. Here’s the Los Angeles Times “Top of the Ticket” blog on this, er, contradiction:

[T]oday’s Biden schedule highlight is a meeting with the chief of transparency for economic recovery. But, unfortunately, the transparency meeting is non-transparent, closed to the press. Which makes it — what? — secret openness? Open secrecy?

To which one blog commenter responded — and this has got to be the Quote of the Week — “I want my income to be this transparent to the IRS.”

13
Jan

News Flash: John Edwards is Still a Slimeball

edwards-farewellRemember John Edwards? That whole “Two Americas” riff from way back in December 2007? (One you marry, the other you knock up…) The $400 haircuts? The mistress? The cancer-stricken wife? The love child? The smarmy excuses?

Me neither.

But apparently the National Enquirer isn’t letting pretty-boy Breck Girl go. Because–well, he’s still trying to bang anything with a pulse and no Y chromosomes:

[T]he philandering ex-senator embarked on a “sex-and-booze bender” after what appeared to be a marriage-ending blowout fight with his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth.

While still publicly not admitting paternity of his love child – who turns 2 in February – the disgraced former presidential candidate shocked eyewitnesses by recently spending several consecutive nights trawling bars in search of women.

Before booting her shameless husband from their home after Christmas, Elizabeth screamed at John that she was “finally signing” the divorce papers she had her lawyers draw up last year during a previous battle over his relationship with Rielle Hunter, the mother of his baby.

Edwards fled to the couple’s vacation home on Figure Eight Island near Wilmington, N.C. – and attempted to bed a female bartender as well as bar patrons young enough to be his daughter, say shocked witnesses.

In a bombshell exclusive interview with The ENQUIRER, bartender Stephanie Breshears revealed that Edwards repeatedly tried to get her to go back to his house for sex.  The 34-year-old divorced mother-of-two said Edwards hit on  her “for four consecutive nights” at the local Kornerstone Bistro, where she works.

“I think he’s scum,” Stephanie told The ENQUIRER. “He was definitely looking to pick up women when he came in here – and he wanted me to go back to his house.”

Not for nothing, the Edwards for President people still have his campaign website up online. Complete with hopeful “Yay America!” language, bumper stickers, and a soft-airbrushed pic of him and the wife he cheated on.

You stay classy, John Boy.




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