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22
Jun

Another Addition to the John Edwards Bookshelf?

John Edwards is acquiring quite the library! The philandering philanthropist’s personal bookshelf includes his wife’s new memoir, Resilience. And of course, there’s his well-worn copy of How to Bang Cougars and Alienate People, right next to a dogeared Adultery for Dummies. Now comes word that yet another Edwards-centric book may be in the works.

Per the Daily Beast:

Campaign worker Andrew Young — who claimed to be the father of Rielle Hunter’s child and was paid to take her into his home for eight months — is shopping a tell-all book proposal dishing about the sex scandal…

According to his proposal, represented by David McCormick at McCormick Williams, the book would chronicle the tale of his long friendship with the Edwards family, his attempt to help Edwards by taking a pregnant Rielle Hunter into his home to live with him and his wife, Cheri, and their three children, and the fallout when the press (and Elizabeth Edwards) caught wind of the plan.

Edwards had to know something like this would happen eventually. When you pay for people’s silence, they’re only going to clam up as long as you keep, well, shelling out the clams. And with the untimely death of Edwards’ moneyman Fred Baron, apparently Edwards isn’t willing to write his former stooge an unlaundered personal check.

The Beast also notes the uncanny resemblance between Young and a certain Arrested Development star, which we pointed out almost a year ago:

Role of a lifetime, Mr. Arnett!

Let’s see, what unanswered questions should this book address? Just off the top of my head, Mr. Young…

  • Did you really think anybody was going to believe that you fathered Rielle Hunter’s baby, even after the reports that you’d invited her to dinner with your family in your own home when she was visibly pregnant?
  • When you moved your wife and kids across the country to live in a rented mansion with you and the woman you allegedly knocked up, at any point did anyone involved wonder if maybe it was a bad idea?
  • If you had managed to hide the baby and Edwards had been elected president, what then? Were there plans for how you’d continue the ruse at least until the kid’s 4th birthday, if not her 8th? Was anybody even thinking that far ahead?
  • What’s next for Andrew Young? No matter how well this book sells, it seems like sort of a one-time deal. Will you look for another horny politician to clean up after? I hear Bill Clinton could use a pal these days!
  • How does Cheri feel about being the wife of the guy who made a living pretending to be an adulterer in order to protect a liar, and who’s now transitioning into a career as the guy who tattled on that liar?

An incomplete list, but it’s a good start. Leave your own questions in the comments, commenters!

P.S. Is anybody even pretending anymore that Edwards isn’t the father? Besides Edwards, of course.

P.P.S. Edwards, on what he sees as his political future: “Sometimes you just keep your head down and work hard and see what happens.” If only Rielle had kept her head down, instead of her feet in the air.

15
Jun

Joy Behar Pwns Speidi on The View

heidi_spencer_iacvideoSometimes, like monkeys on keyboards working on Hamlet, the ladies who co-host The View get it right.

Spencer and Heidi Pratt stopped by the show during their post-I’m A Celebrity press tour this morning. I liked when Whoopi Goldberg told them they were going to end up homeless if they keep up their shenanigans, but I loved when Joy Behar hinted she may just read Deceiver.

Joy: I have a question for Heidi because I read a quote that you said your goal is to be a true disciple of Jesus, the aforementioned Lord, and of Mother Teresa, helping the poor and the hungry. Now, I also heard you’re posing for Playboy. Do you think Mother Teresa would have done that?

Heidi: Um, I’m more of a modern version.

Joy: Of Mother Teresa? A modern version of Mother Teresa?

Heidi: I can’t confirm that but you know, it is a very reputable magazine. Many people have done it.

True, but Mother Teresa sure as heck hasn’t.

Besides, does she even realize that Mother Teresa was a 20th century missionary? How much more modern can you get? And the closest Heidi ever got to fulfilling her pledge of humanitarian work in Africa was, well, the NBC-infested jungles of Costa Rica. Where they couldn’t stick it out for more than two days, even in the name of charity. You two are the salt of the earth.

12
Jun

Jesus Loves Heidi Pratt More Than Anyone

heidi_pratt_bikiniJesus must have saved Heidi Pratt from her I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!–induced ulcer, because People is reporting she posed for the September issue of Playboy:

Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

Nothing Heidi Pratt does is tasteful, so I doubt that very much. I just wish she could figure out what her niche is: I-read-the-Bible-every-night good girl or take-it-all-off Playboy bunny.

In fact, I would not be at all surprised if Heidi wondered aloud “What Would Jesus Do?” and Spencer Pratt convinced her “show tits in nudie magazine” would have been on His divine short list.

04
Jun

LeAnn Rimes Lashes Out at Lover’s Wronged Wife

leann_rimes2The LeAnn Rimes Affair hasn’t yet been made into a basic cable movie, but with all of the story’s down-home drama and intrigue, it’s only a matter of time. Someone should have the foresight to option it now.

The country singer is irritated that Brandi Glanville, the wronged wife of LeAnn’s lover and former co-star Eddie Cibrian, has the nerve to be upset that LeAnn continues to pursue her husband. So she sent her spokesperson over to People to sling some mud at the poor woman:

Country star LeAnn Rimes is responding to a report in which Brandi Glanville, the wife of Eddie Cibrian – Rimes’s costar in the Lifetime movie, Northern Lights – claims that the country star is “stalking” her husband.

“These comments are incredibly defamatory,” a spokesperson for Rimes tells PEOPLE. “While there are always two sides to every story, LeAnn continues to remain above the fray and chooses not to play this out in the press.”

Which would mark the first time LeAnn Rimes hasn’t used her marriage to snag a few headlines. Only difference now is that the stories all seem to be negative. I wonder if she understands who is the victim here.

15
May

Shanna Moakler Keeps on Moaklin’

The paragon of morality took to the airwaves this morning, bringing her message of self-respect and personal responsibility to CBS’s The Early Show:

“It was a very, very difficult decision for me” to step down [as co-executive director of the Miss California pageant], Moakler told Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen. “But at the end of the day, I really — I had to follow my heart. I didn’t feel, you know, that at the press conference (with Trump), that Carrie at that time was really taking any responsibility. And for me, it was just very difficult to stand behind.

” … There’s so many different factors that weigh into this story and that have kind of made it so sensational, from gay rights, to the First Amendment (Prejean has cited her right to free speech in defending the anti-same-sex marriage comments), to the pictures, to big business, and I, you know — one of the biggest factors was actually the next day … when she was talking (during a broadcast interview) about the photographs, and she was blaming this photographer, and blaming the wind, and you know, is constantly being a victim and pointing fingers at everybody else and I just couldn’t stand behind that…”

Well said!

Moakler is all about taking responsibility for her own actions. For example, when her marriage fell apart and her husband Travis Barker filed for divorce, she said, “You know what? I made a mistake. I’m sorry.”

Oh, wait, no she didn’t. She partied in Vegas and had a “divorce cake” that depicted her murdering her ex-husband at the altar:

Being a victim and pointing fingers at everybody else: It’s only bad when other people do it!

14
May

Shanna Moakler: Paragon of Morality

On Tuesday, Miss California Carrie Prejean was allowed to keep her crown, even though she agrees with the voters of her own state and the President of the U.S. about gay marriage. This has prompted Miss California USA pageant co-director Shanna Moakler to resign from the organization:

“Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization,” Moakler tells Usmagazine.com.

“I cannot with a clear conscious [sic] move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she continues. “I want to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.”

Leading by example, that’s what Shanna Moakler is all about. It’s heartening that someone in such a prominent position is standing up for dignity and–

dancing-with-stars-moakler

Um. As I was saying, kudos to Moakler for defending the principles upon which the Miss Universe–

Continue reading ‘Shanna Moakler: Paragon of Morality’

12
May

Carrie Prejean: WWII Was Fought To Protect My Opinions

carrie_prejean1Grandmaster Trump has decided that Carrie Prejean will keep her Miss California crown, just hours after new topless photos emerged (NSFW).

In a tear-filled speech, Prejean claims that she was punished for invoking her freedom of speech. Furthermore, she says her decorated soldier grandfather who served under General Patton in WWII would be severely pissed at everyone who’s been mean to her.

Unfortunately, Prejean is revealing an extremely limited understanding of the First Amendment. Freedom of speech isn’t “I can say any damn thing I want and you all have to like it.”

Being treated nicely by the media is not a First Amendment right. Publishing nude photos she consented to taking is not defamatory. Questioning whether she is in any way qualified to be the new spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage is not slander.

It seems to me she’s just upset that she’s been discredited, but to borrow words from the tipster who sent us this developing story:

“People who say mean things to you aren’t taking your Constitutional freedoms away. And to claim that WWII veterans actually fought for such an imagined version of the Bill of Rights is really just offensive to what they actually did fight for and preserve. It’s attention whoring, plain and simple. And considering Trump is involved it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone.”

Well, she’s certainly demonstrated a knack for attention whoring. Expect to see Prejean everywhere from traditional marriage coffee cups to billboards everywhere for the next 15 minutes.

11
May

Elizabeth Edwards: Wronged, or Just Plain Wrong?

elizabeth_edwards_nhA couple of weeks ago, I defended Elizabeth Edwards’ right to be as blind as she wants to be. But the more she talks, the less confident I am in that opinion.

Melinda Henneberger has a good recap of Elizabeth’s appearance on Oprah last week, if you’re like me and simply cannot watch Oprah for more than 5 minutes. Some lowlights of the show:

…I just watched a woman claiming to be Elizabeth Edwards tell Oprah and all of us out in TV Land that it’s immaterial to her if her husband made a baby with his mistress, and the whole thing was kind of surreal. “Completely extraneous to my life,” is how she put it.

Still, she slapped the nameless blond around pretty good. (Nameless because the one condition placed on the interview was that Rielle Hunter’s name would not be spoken. The Voldemort clause, I guess. “This person,” is what Elizabeth called her.) And of her husband, John Edwards? “No one’s perfect,” she said. That is one lucky son-of-a-mill-worker.

Henneberger calls Elizabeth a “flawed narrator” and says she’s “not really a member of the reality-based community.” And it’s true, I haven’t seen this much denial since… well, since the mainstream media spent weeks denying any of this was even a story.

Tina Brown’s shoes probably cost more than I make in a month, and now she’s putting them in Elizabeth’s teeth:

Elizabeth Edwards tried to undo the damage she did to herself on the Oprah interview last week by sitting down this morning on the Today show with Matt Lauer. The first segment did the trick — it was all about cancer and the death of her son, and Elizabeth looked solid and sympathetic in her brave blue cardigan; but when she inexorably let Matt bore into John’s marital infidelity, she inexplicably blew it again…

Edwards’ professed desire for candor is such she deserves nothing but candor in return. I am afraid that she is crazy if she thinks, as she says she does, that when the American people saw her with John on the campaign trail they thought they looked such a happy and devoted couple. Most people I know thought that Elizabeth looked like an overbearing chief of staff and were mystified that her interruptions were tolerated by someone as clearly in love with himself as John. There was deep public sympathy over the tragedy of the death of their son Wade and later for her brave, unflinching confrontation with a deadly disease, but also bewilderment that she could use this precious time left with her kids to promote her husband’s ego-fueled, phony-populist lurch for the White House.

Speaking of that ego-fueled, phony-populist lurch for the White House — as if there’s any other kind — some anonymous Edwards staffers are now claiming that they suspected the whole time he was having an affair, and that if it turned out to be true, they were planning to sabotage his campaign. This sounds very unlikely and raises any number of questions, all of which Mickey Kaus tackles admirably. I’d really hate to be a former Edwards supporter these days. Or any days, really.

Kaus also reminds us of the forgotten woman in this whole mess: Cheri Young. Remember her? She’s the wife of Edwards staffer Andrew Young, who claimed paternity of Rielle Hunter’s baby. The woman who welcomed a pregnant Rielle into her home, and then moved her family across the country into a house rented by Edwards moneyman Fred Baron to live with Rielle and the baby, far from the prying eyes of a media that wasn’t really doing that much prying. All of which she did out of some weird sense of loyalty to the Edwards family, apparently.

As Kaus asks Elizabeth:

How do you think [Cheri] feels about this? How do her children feel about it, and what other kids say about it, when they go to school? Do you really not care if she’s going through whatever she’s going through because she’s playing her part in a lie constructed in service to your husband’s, and your, unstoppable ambition? How are you respecting her and her marriage?

The crime is scandalous enough on its own that everybody seems to be forgetting about the coverup. The elaborate, prolonged, hideously expensive coverup, which appears to be ongoing. Well, at least the federal investigators haven’t forgotten.

The toughest part of following this whole mess has been trying to sort through all the layers of lies and half-truths. The technique seems to be: Make everybody so hopelessly confused by your diversions and non-answers that they finally just give up. Now I’m starting to wonder who John learned it from.

06
May

Rielle Hunter Wants Even More DNA from John Edwards?

The National Enquirer has been right about the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter story so far. Now they say Rielle is demanding that John Edwards submit to a DNA test:

The longtime secret lover of the disgraced 2-time presidential candidate wants definitive proof that Edwards is the father of her 14-month-old love child Frances and is working with a lawyer to take legal action, say sources…

“Rielle - probably naively - now realizes she had held onto a false promise that if she continued to take part in the cover-up John had engineered, they’d be together in the future,” a close source told The ENQUIRER.

“She was willing to protect John for the sake of the child. She agreed to allow a crony of his to claim he was the baby’s father, and she even kept the name of the father blank on the birth certificate.

“But now she can see there’s never going to be a future with John - and she feels he’s lied about his promise to keep Elizabeth from trashing her in the book,” the insider divulged.

“Rielle is so infuriated by his and Elizabeth’s actions that she’s throwing her loyalty to him out of the window!”

The source added: “Rielle wants the paternity of her daughter Frances finally established. It could ruin John for good because even after admitting the affair, he vehemently denied being the father!”

Sounds like the money has run out. Or she’s just sick of hiding and is finally standing up for herself. I suppose the two aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive.

Remember the good ol’ days, when Edwards’ refusal to submit to a paternity test somehow proved he wasn’t really the father? Of course, that was back when there was still some doubt in anyone’s mind.

The fallout from all this will be interesting. Fred Baron, the guy who was paying off Rielle, has died, but he can’t be the only one who has any details about it. And he donated to all sorts of other politicians. Big can o’ worms. Maybe publishing this book wasn’t the best decision by Elizabeth Edwards? Maybe the financial rewards for her family aren’t worth the anthill it’s kicked over?

A lot of people still aren’t happy about being lied to. They’re not happy about the way the media covered up this story until they couldn’t get away with it anymore, or about the lame excuses we were given for it. They’re not happy about how this whole thing reflects on our political culture.

Let’s have the truth.

05
May

Carrie Prejean: Naked on the Internet, Of Course

carrie_prejean_thedirtyThere’s been such a firestorm of commenting on Carrie Prejean’s predicament in Simon’s Perez Hilton post from yesterday, I thought it was time to give the girl a post of her own.

Miss California has been stumping for the National Organization for Marriage ever since she made her infamous comments that may or may not have (but totally did) cost her the Miss USA crown. She’s appeared on NOM’s behalf on the Today show, and they’ve used her image in their new ad campaign (along with Perez Hilton, as Simon noted below), apparently with her blessing.

Then of course, as always happens in stories like these, someone uncovered photos of her posing naked on the Internet and sent them to the Miss USA organization.

Prejean released a statement about it:

“I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid website that openly mocks me for my Christian faith.

“I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be. But these attacks on me and others who speak in defense of traditional marriage are intolerant and offensive. While we may not agree on every issue, we should show respect for others’ opinions and not try to silence them through vicious and mean-spirited attacks.”

I don’t know that TheDirty.com is mocking her for her Christian faith so much as they are calling her a hypocrite for being Miss California with naked, naked skeletons in her closet.

There’s talk that she might be stripped of the title for being “photographed in a state of partial or total nudity,” which is clearly forbidden under the Miss USA terms and conditions, but for the record, that’s a terrible idea. Though I might disagree with her on gay marriage, she shouldn’t lose her crown over her opinion if that’s what’s actually happening here. That said, she would hardly be the first Miss USA contestant who’s been forced to apologize or resign for depraved behavior unbefitting the tiara.

And with these photographs brought to light, you do have to wonder why NOM would want a “lingerie model” (ahem, without the lingerie) as a spokesperson for traditional values.




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