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14
May

Paul McCartney Has Had Better Weeks

As if the continuing horror of his divorce from Pegleg McLeech wasn’t bad enough, now he finds out that his new “eco-friendly” Lexus LS600H was flown to England from Japan:

A source is reported to have said: “Paul was offered a Lexus as a gift and ordered the hybrid limo because it helps to reduce emissions.

“He’ll be horrified after learning it was delivered by plane. Paul has always campaigned for green issues and he can’t understand why anyone would send an enormous car from Japan to Britain on a plane.”

Carbon offsetting firm CO2balance.com said the plane journey would have caused a carbon footprint of 38,050kg, compared to 397kg for a three-week boat journey…

Co2balance.com Director Mike Rigby said: “That is the equivalent of driving the car around the world six times.”

Hey, he should have had it shipped by yellow submarine! Get it? Because, see… he… he was in the Beatles… Leave me alone, I’ve had a bad day.

12
May

Hayden Panettiere’s Into Chicks? Since When?

hayden_gq.jpgHayden Panettiere seems to have determined that her squeaky-clean image has become too difficult to maintain.

So she’s decided to start her own rumors that she’s all over women.

The Sun investigates:

The 18-year-old — who plays indestructible Claire Bennet in the BBC2 sci-fi hit — has been dogged by rumours she is a lesbian.

She said: “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.

“And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.â€

I Don’t Like You In That Way calls bullcrap on that, and I have to agree. First of all, if all you had to do is simply announce that you’re having an affair with Angelina, I’m sure one of you would have figured that out already.

No, the only reason she’s obnoxiously propagating this titillating tidbit is that she wants you to picture her making out with women who are way, way hotter than she is, and hope it rubs off on her a little. It’s not working, right guys? Guys?

09
May

Dina Lohan, Top Mom and Parenting Sage

dina_calumbest_lindsay.jpgMaybe we’re beating a dead whore, but it seems to be fashionable this week for celebrity moms to give the Cyruses advice about how to raise their often-naked daughter.

Today’s advice comes from “Top Mom” Dina Lohan:

“I don’t know Miley’s mom, but you know, just stay strong and keep your head up. And she’s talented and stay focused. You know, and be her mom.”

Ways in which Dina Lohan acts like anybody’s mom: …

Ways in which Dina Lohan acts like a damn fool: take your pick.

You have truly set an example for the ages, Deens.

09
Apr

Sean and Robin Wright Penn Call Off Their Divorce

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Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn’s divorce lasted longer than some Hollywood marriages.

Although at the time they split, a snitch said:

“It was bound to happen. He always seemed like a bachelor at heart and the kind of guy who just couldn’t be married for long.â€

So I hope she knows what she’s doing. And neither of them even has a movie coming out!

Aw. Let’s hear it for twu wuv.

19
Jan

Guns are bad everywhere profitable

no-guns.jpgMeet Hector “Big Weasel” Marroquin. He’s 51 years old, a life-long resident of Los Angeles, and a famous “former” street gang leader who “reformed” himself by swearing off violence and “insisting” that the streets be cleared of handguns. Note all the air-quotes.

According to around 75 different media sources, The City of Los Angeles has given Hector’s “NO GUNS” program (founded in 1996) a total of $1.5 million in recent years, banking on his promise, it seems, to rid the gang culture of illegal firearms.

Oops.

According to the Los Angeles Times:

The director of the antigang organization No Guns, which the city of Los Angeles once paid $1.5 million to steer Latino youths away from a life of crime, pleaded guilty Thursday to illegally selling assault weapons to federal undercover officers.

Hector “Big Weasel” Marroquin, 51, was sentenced to eight years in prison …

In one case, Marroquin sold a MAK-90 semi-automatic assault rifle out of his bar, Marroking Seafood and Bar on Atlantic Avenue in Cudahy, to a confidential informant for the firearms bureau [BATF], authorities said.

He also sold a Ewbank 7.62-millimeter assault rifle to the confidential informant and a M-11, similar to an Uzi, to an undercover bureau agent …

“Prior to his arrest last June,” adds KNBC News, “Marroquin was also arrested in 2006 on weapons charges. His son, an 18th Street gang member, pleaded no contest to home-invasion robbery last year and was sentenced to state prison.”

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