http://deceiver.com The two-faced and famous have something new to worry about. Thu, 15 May 2008 19:58:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Madonna defended Britney Spears this week, saying her poor judgment and crazy antics can be traced back to years of bad parenting. "I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that she was never allowed to have a childhood," Madonna told the BBC in an interview that ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/15/madonna-and-child-tips-on-how-to-raise-bratty-kids/ A few weeks ago Sean Penn organized something called the Dirty Hands Caravan, in which several biodiesel buses traveled from the Coachella Festival in Indio, CA to New Orleans, filled with the sort of people you'd find at Coachella. Plus Sean Penn. Along the way they did, like, good stuff: The ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/15/sean-penn-wants-to-save-the-environment-unless-it-interferes-with-his-nicotine-fix/ Tyra Banks has been wanting a plus-sized model to win ANTM since, oh, right around the time we were told to kiss her fat ass. Last night, Tyra's dream came true and Whitney Thompson was crowned queen of the Walgreens makeup aisle. Yay for her. But according to Rich at FourFour, it ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/15/formerly-skinny-now-plus-sized-model-wins-antm/ As if the continuing horror of his divorce from Pegleg McLeech wasn't bad enough, now he finds out that his new "eco-friendly" Lexus LS600H was flown to England from Japan: A source is reported to have said: "Paul was offered a Lexus as a gift and ordered the hybrid limo because ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/14/paul-mccartney-has-had-better-weeks/ Ashlee Simpson, who reportedly will be rushing down the aisle this weekend before she starts to show, was recently promoting her new album on British radio program The Nokia Green Room. When asked what she thought the phrase "You've had one too many Britney Spears" meant, she replied: "Oh, you've had one ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/14/shotgun-bride-ashlee-simpson-calls-britney-spears-trashy/ So Beyoncé and her music are all about strong women and independence and girl power and whatnot, right? Then it's all kinds of wrong that the newest collection for her fashion line House of Deréon makes little girls look like hookers. Not kind of like hookers. Like actual, swear-to-god pint-size prostitutes. I mean, ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/14/beyonce-launches-fug-fashion-line-for-baby-hookers/ Super-knocked-up Jessica Alba talked to Allure magazine about her views on sexuality, her sexy image, sex before marriage, and how little she cares about sex sex sex. On Her Steamy Public Image: "[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/13/jessica-albas-flexible-views-on-sexuality/ Hayden Panettiere seems to have determined that her squeaky-clean image has become too difficult to maintain. So she's decided to start her own rumors that she's all over women. The Sun investigates: The 18-year-old — who plays indestructible Claire Bennet in the BBC2 sci-fi hit — has been dogged by rumours she is ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/12/hayden-panettieres-into-chicks-since-when/ Heather Mills and Paul McCartney were granted a preliminary divorce by a British court today, bringing her one step closer to the $50 million smackers she rightfully earned by letting an aging pop star shoot her full of goo for a few years. And how does she plan to spend that ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/12/heather-mills-is-not-a-good-person/ Lindsay Lohan is peeved about all those reports that she got fired from Manson Girls, an upcoming movie about serial killer Charles Manson. According to her overworked publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick: "Unfortunately [Manson Girls] didn't come together quickly enough, and she was offered other roles, which she accepted and is looking ... http://deceiver.com/2008/05/12/lindsay-lohan-denies-being-dropped-from-manson-girls/