http://deceiver.com The two-faced and famous have something new to worry about. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:24:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Superman vs. Lex Luthor. Buckaroo Banzai vs. Emilio Lizardo. Bugs Bunny vs. Yosemite Sam. When stunning intellects do battle, woe betide all who stand in their way. And now, a new chapter begins in the history of intellectual combat: Megan Fox slammed Transformers director Michael Bay for focusing more on special effects ... http://deceiver.com/2009/07/02/battle-of-the-brains-megan-fox-vs-michael-bay/ What exactly is a Town Hall Meeting?  I checked with Professor Wikipedia and learned: A town hall meeting is an informal public meeting derived from the traditional town meetings of New England. Similarly to those meetings, everybody in a community is invited to attend, voice their opinions, and hear the responses ... http://deceiver.com/2009/07/02/obama%e2%80%99s-town-hall-not-such-an-open-forum/ Ugh, these people. Heidi and Spencer appeared as guests on Alex Jones's radio show in Texas on Monday and shared Jones's rather radical conspiracy theories about the government and the end times that are upon us. The whole interview is a Twilight Zone level of crazy-making. But unlike the WTF moments ... http://deceiver.com/2009/07/02/heidi-and-spencers-crazy-conspiracy-theories/ Gaunt GOOPmistress Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again! Remember a few years back, when she got in trouble for saying this? "I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner. "I like living here because I ... http://deceiver.com/2009/07/01/we-get-it-gwyneth-america-stinks/ Everyone likes to sue Sacha Baron Cohen, but I have to think he didn't see this one coming. Pauly Shore has contacted his lawyers over a scene from Brüno: Sacha Baron Cohen is facing more legal woes -- comedian Pauly Shore has alleged a scene in new movie Bruno is taken ... http://deceiver.com/2009/07/01/pauly-shore-might-sue-sacha-baron-cohen-over-bruno/ Exciting news for those of you eating vegan in Los Angeles! At your local “vegan” restaurants, a few of your entrées might not be so animal-free. Trace amounts of animal protein in vegan restaurants? Nooooo, say it ain't so! Quarrygirl.com details their testing of specific dishes from seventeen area restaurants. It turns ... http://deceiver.com/2009/06/30/la-vegan-restaurants-aren%e2%80%99t-so-vegan/ It's been an epic week for the tabloid press, but fake celebrity Kate Gosselin can see the writing on the wall. The death of Michael Jackson just plumb pushed her and Jon's divorce right off the cover of Us Weekly, and that cannot be tolerated. So the Gosselins have released a ... http://deceiver.com/2009/06/30/kate-gosselin-worries-youve-forgotten-all-about-her/ I hesitate to speak ill of one of the few remaining Golden Girls because between Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur, they're dropping like flies this year (and on top of that it's Celebrity Death Week, apparently). But Betty White is in possession of an epic flip-flop. The 87-year-old actress just gave ... http://deceiver.com/2009/06/29/golden-girl-betty-white-criticizes-petas-misinformation/ While the whole world has been enraptured by the tragic death of an icon beloved by millions -- R.I.P., Ed McMahon -- our leaders have been busy little beavers. On Friday the House of Representatives passed the Waxman-Markey Bill, AKA the American Clean Energy and Security Act, AKA cap and ... http://deceiver.com/2009/06/29/were-all-gonna-die-from-global-warming-ps-nobodys-gonna-die-from-global-warming/ Lindsay Lohan must have inherited her dad's lack of self-awareness, because I can't otherwise explain why she's appointing herself a charter member of Celebrities Against Drunk Driving (CADD). How else can you interpret this Tweet she posted around midnight last night: note to all: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE about 8 ... http://deceiver.com/2009/06/29/lindsay-lohan-friends-dont-let-friends-drink-and-drive/