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		<title>Vampire Hottie Kellan Lutz Helps PETA Kill Help Dogs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Twilight star/underwear model Kellan Lutz has teamed up with PETA in support of their &#8220;Adopt, Don&#8217;t Buy&#8221; campaign.
The ad copy reads:
“Buying Animals Is Killing Animals. Save a Homeless Dog or Cat—Always Adopt and Never Buy.”
And in other news, the death toll at PETA shelters in 2009 was 2,301.
Ahem.
Something is fishy here. Oh, excuse me, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/19/vampire-hottie-kellan-lutz-helps-peta-kill-help-dogs/</link>
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		<title>Gwyneth Paltrow Eats Fried Chicken, Then Her Words</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow supports meat-free Mondays, thinks Brits are more intelligent than Americans, says she&#8217;s sorry she wears leather, throws her daughter vegan parties (non-sequitur, I know), and marries PETA&#8217;s sexiest vegetari-man.
But despite all this veggie do-gooding, according to People:
In her latest Goop newsletter, she wrote: &#8220;Never have I met such warm  people, heard such [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/19/not-so-tasty-paltrow-eats-fried-chicken-then-her-words/</link>
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		<title>Kirstie Alley Endorses $139 Weight-Loss Scientology Vitamins</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why does Kirstie Alley news always break on Fridays? Sometimes I feel bad for leaving you guys with photos like these over the weekend. (Though consider yourselves lucky that I couldn&#8217;t find an angle on that story about Heidi Montag firing her psychic for nonperformance.)
So you know Kirstie Alley&#8217;s latest &#8220;I&#8217;ma gonna show you how [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/19/kirstie-alley-endorses-139-weight-loss-scientology-vitamins/</link>
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		<title>Malnourished Underwear Models Love Their Bodies &#8212; and So Should You!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This has been begging for a post for quite some time now.
So, in keeping with this week&#8217;s theme of the media&#8217;s mixed messages on body image, I thought it might be worthwhile to at least mention the absurdity of this horrifically ill-conceived campaign by Victoria&#8217;s Secret:

Not, of course, that your body looks anything like these [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/19/malnourished-underwear-models-love-their-bodies-and-so-should-you/</link>
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		<title>Vogue&#8217;s &#8220;Shape Issue&#8221; Doesn&#8217;t Recognize Round as a Shape</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I usually find a reason to take exception to the annual Vogue &#8220;Shape Issue.&#8221; But did they have to make it so easy this year?
Typically it&#8217;s the one time they dare to put a curvaceous and/or black woman on the cover (Beyoncé made it last year, for example). This year, though, it&#8217;s Gisele Bündchen, who [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/18/vogues-shape-issue-doesnt-recognize-round-as-a-shape/</link>
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		<title>Miley Cyrus Tells Blog to Tell Her Fans to Get Off the Internet</title>
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These new Miley Cyrus quotes barely need the requisite hypocritical context from me:
“I was kind of, like, tired of telling everyone what I’m doing,” Cyrus told Movieline. “I hate when I read things and celebrities are complaining like, ‘I have no personal life.’ I’m like, well that’s because you write everything that you’re doing.” &#8230;
“I’m [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/17/miley-cyrus-tells-blog-to-tell-her-fans-to-get-off-the-internet/</link>
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		<title>Michael Vick Wins Award for Torturing Dogs Courage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps it was the way he valiantly encouraged dogs to rip each other to shreds in the fighting ring. Or maybe the manner in which he drowned, hung, or otherwise dispatched the losers (very sportsman-like!).
Or it could have had something to with his fortitude in the face of a 19-month prison sentence/the wrath of animal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/17/michael-vick-wins-award-for-torturing-dogs-courage/</link>
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		<title>Meghan McCain is a Twit on Twitter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday at 12:30, this tweet from Meghan McCain: “Rielle Hunter&#8217;s photos in GQ magazine is [sic] possibly the most tasteless thing I have ever seen &#8211; I guess one should expect nothing less.”
Have you seen them? They are kinda repulsive and weird. And her whole &#8220;I forgot I wasn&#8217;t wearing pants&#8221; excuse falls on very, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/16/meghan-mccain-is-a-twit-on-twitter/</link>
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		<title>Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes Are Divorcing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was inevitable that after Sam Mendes directed his wife Kate Winslet in Revolutionary Road, a movie about an unhappy couple with seven years of wedded mediocrity under their belt, that they would be asked again and again about the secret to a happy marriage. And of course, the Oscar-collecting power couple had all the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/16/kate-winslet-and-sam-mendes-are-divorcing/</link>
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		<title>Making a Run for the Border? There&#8217;s an App for That!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now I must admit, I have a fondness for our nation&#8217;s institutions of higher education. Despite the fact that I learned little of any real use while attending college and am still unqualified to hold a wide variety of jobs even after earning more advanced degrees, I can&#8217;t help it &#8212; I am a fan [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://deceiver.com/2010/03/16/making-a-run-for-the-border-theres-an-app-for-that/</link>
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