Khloe Kardashian is setting womenkind back about three steps in her epic freakout over a baby snake that found its way into her backyard last week.
Or actually, I’ll let her tell it her way:
I came home from running errands yesterday afternoon, went in the pool table room to turn off the light and there was a small (evil) SNAKE on the ground!!!!!! I screamed like mad and I ran into the kitchen to call Lamar, who was asleep in our bedroom. I was yelling at him to come downstairs and help me and he was soooo asleep and kind of confused. I said “Baby! What do I do? Should I vacuum it?!”He said in his sleep over the phone “Yes…is it small?” I hung up on him and attempted to vacuum the little creature up. Mission accomplished. I put the vacuum back into the closet and went upstairs. Malika called and I told her the entire story — she asked me if I actually killed the snake. I said no why?! She said well it can crawl out of the vacuum….. Soooo I screamed, scared Lamar out of his sleep again and I think you can figure out why the vacuum now lives outside of my house.
Khloe was clearly never a Girl Scout, because that right there would get her stripped of her Wildlife Badge.
What’s less clear is whether PETA will remove her from the “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign now. After all, she seemed markedly less afraid of snakes when she carried an $850 Adriana Castro python clutch to a poker tournament last summer. (Even more hilariously, she carried a different python clutch to a Humane Society of the United States event in September, though I don’t know who made it and can’t verify that it’s real snakeskin. Pity.)
And between all that and the proliferation of leather she sells in her clothing boutique, in what way are they on the same side again?
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